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The $10,000 Ironic Man...

February 23rd 2007 07:34
The saga continues...

A long time ago, actually last week, in a galaxy far far away (the planet that the ARU space cadets come from), it is a period of not so civil war.

It is a dark time for the rebellion, a group of ref-fighters led by Eddie Jones and made up of his many personalities, has established a not so secret base on the remote ice world of New Zealand.
The Rebel Red Leader, striking from a hidden base microphone, has lost against the evil ARU Empire.

...and oh s%#t...gotta go...the Brumbies are playing....it's halftime, we're they're leading, the Hurricanes suck...Larkham (sigh) is brilliant...


from rugbyheaven.smh.com.au

Queensland coach Eddie Jones was last night fined $10,000 by SANZAR and told to make a written apology to referee Matt Goddard following a judicial hearing in Sydney.

Jones was found guilty of a code of conduct breach after he castigated Goddard for his refereeing performance during last Saturday night's Queensland-ACT match in Brisbane.

At the post-match press conference, Jones described Goddard's refereeing of the scrums as "ludicrous", "lacking commonsense", and "outrageous". Jones was just as outspoken during television and radio interviews.

What is funny and I'm sure the irony is completely lost on Eddie...one could describe his tenure as wallabies Coach in exactly this way...

When contacted in Auckland last night, Jones said of the SANZAR fine: "I am very disappointed. I certainly won't be as candid about the game anymore. Because you are passionate about the game, you get canned for it."

Asked if he would appeal, Jones replied: "I wouldn't bother … I'm just going to get on with coaching the Reds."


And more...from the Force...

Earlier, Western Force coach John Mitchell became an unlikely ally for Jones, saying he respected him for the outspoken stand he had taken against referees.

Mitchell said he admired Jones "for his comments, and he is entitled, I believe, to make those comments". "He has shown the nuts to do that, and good on him," Mitchell said.

Mitchell was unimpressed with a "survey system" that called on Super 14 coaches to rank refereeing performances after every game this year. He said he had already filled in three sheets but had not received any feedback. He said the feedback should "happen every week".

Mitchell was also concerned at the level of experience of several touch judges.

Yes, this sounds suspicious but he's referring to the touchline judges.

...gotta go...gotta go...
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Comment by Norm

February 23rd 2007 07:41
Dusk....go wild equus....go...c'mon Learcam....

Comment by David

February 23rd 2007 10:21
Dusk ...

This?:

Queensland coach Eddie Jones was last night fined $10,000 by SANZAR and told to make a written apology to referee Matt Goddard following a judicial hearing in Sydney.

Due to my sporting background, I can empathise with the position Eddie has been placed in ...

If I was Eddie?

This is the written apology I would write to Matt Goddard ...

Dear Mr Goddard,

I am so sorry that you know nothing about Rugby or how to referee the game of the gods ... and that the Rugby powers-that-be have forced me to apologise to you in writing, in order to make you feel like you do know something other than how to destroy a game of Rugby ...

Myself, my family, my relations, my friends, my benefactors, and even people I have never met, but follow the game of Rugby in a way you will never understand (due to the fact that you are ... who you are?), would like to pass on their sincere and genuine condolences regarding the loss of your intelligence, however, we are not at liberty to do that ... due to the judiciary process of not only the governing Rugby body, but the judiciary process of life itself ... As in, strict justice requires us to act in a manner befitting the strict defintion of the word 'justice' itself ...

Why? You might ask? And, well you should. And well you might (did you possess a brain, that is ...

Not possessing the intelligence to ask such a question, I will answer it for you as if you had asked a question ...

We cannot pass on our condolences over the loss of something you never possessed in the first instance ... *

How can we offer you our sympthies for losing your intelligence when you never possessed any in the first instance?

(Ask one of your illiterate friends to pass this letter on to someone who is literate ...

Acutally forget it ... Get someone at Rugby HQ to translate it for you in moron-speak, for they appointed you as a referee, and hence, they are qualified to explain what moronic is to another moron .. ***

Just don't expect a coherent answer ... (oops ... coherent has more than one syllable ... disregard that ... And disregard 'disregard' okay? ...

Actually ... don't even worry about this letter okay? ... You won't even be able to decipher the word Dear ... *** Even though it is a four-letter-word ...

Edward (Edwin?) ... Jones ...

And, Dusk? You think I don't know Rugby? ... I know sport, okay? ... (that's a joke, okay?) ...

There are commonalities in all codes ... regardless of how 'precious' you are about Rugby (now that was a another joke okay ??? ...

Sorry about this ... but it just had to be written ...

F- ... I love your Posts ...


David ...

Comment by JoshZ

February 23rd 2007 12:31
The smaller the man, the more he speaks of his own hurts to a world that doesn't care.....

Have had some bad experiences with refs before as well. Asking them whose sister they are sleeping with got me in a little bit of trouble.

JZ

Comment by DuskDevi

February 24th 2007 05:18
giNORMous...sigh...there's gonna be a stampede sugarpie....

Learcam?
Learcam?????

...well...watching Larkham is like having a jet-eye view of beauty in motion...

Hope you're well my ParaNORMal friend

Dusk


Comment by DuskDevi

February 24th 2007 05:55
David mah Treasure...

You had me until;
You think I don't know Rugby? ... I know sport, okay?


Them be fighting words.
Pick your weapon darlin'...

Comment by DuskDevi

February 24th 2007 06:01
Asking them whose sister they are sleeping with got me in a little bit of trouble.

...hysterical laughter!!....

JZ my friend...I had to tell my husband about this because (unfortunately) he too is guilty of saying something similar.... albeit to his opposite prop...

You said it to the ref???
Being a winger, I know you can run fast....

Hope you're well JZ.

Dusk

Comment by aglobalcitizen

February 25th 2007 02:22
Dusk,

Can you stop using 'hysterical' as it is 'revealing' (for those who like to 'hide'), and 'mah Treasure' - it's annoying,


Bo

Comment by DuskDevi

February 25th 2007 02:24
Bo...

Oh...so you are two faced then?
Seeing as you're not hiding...

Thank you for your advice.
I'll be sure to ignore it.

DuskDevi

Comment by Andrea

February 26th 2007 05:56
Aaahhhhhh ...

... so this is where it all started.

Dusk ('mah Treasure', mah dear friend) as usual you connect with your reading public through humour and intelligent observations. For those of us who don't follow rugby ...

(slap my wrist and wash my mouth out with soap)

... you provide a valuable insight into everything rugby-esque.

Oh, and Bo ...

(much hysterical laughter)

... what the bloody hell are you talking about?

Cara. xxxx

Comment by Andrea

February 26th 2007 05:59
P.S.

Well done for mentioning Mr Unmentionable again, in a post that really had absolutely nothing what-so-ever to do with him.

Good on ya, mah treasured friend.
xx

Comment by JoshZ

February 26th 2007 08:12
Dusk,

I had the good sense of timing to wait until the game was over.

JZ

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