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Lote Tuqiri Stays With Rugby. Sun Sets At Night.

March 12th 2007 14:02
Another gem from The Book of Ulcer Prises.

from www.sportal.com.au

Lote Tuqiri has ended months of months of speculation by signing a five-year deal with the NSW Waratahs and the ARU.

After being given a deadline of 5pm on Monday, the Wallaby winger displayed his commitment to the 15-man game by finally putting pen to paper and signing the deal to stay with union until after the next World Cup in 2011.

Oh. My. God.
Commitment?
This is not commitment. Lunatics are more committed than this.
This is greed, financial and fame.

Chief Executive Officer of NSW Rugby Fraser Neill was ecstatic that Tuqiri had decided to stick with the code, and that the 27-year-old can now concentrate on the remainder of the Super 14 season with the Waratahs

Oh puh-lease.
This is such a sham.
The fact that his age has been quoted is a subtle dig at the fact that in 5 years time Tuqiri will be 32 and unless you're brilliant (like Larkham) and strong (like Larkham) and a God (Larkham)....32 is gettin' old in Rugby years....

ARU Chief Executive Officer Gary Flowers was just as happy that the matter had been closed, and now everyone can concentrate on the World Cup in France starting in September.

Oh thank God. Now we can all breathe again too.
Forget Flash Gordon.
It's Lote Tuqiri....saviour of the puny verse.....

"I am pleased Lote has reached his decision," Flowers said.

"It has been almost five months of uncertainty and speculation and for the sake of both Lote and Australian Rugby, it is a good thing a deal has finally been reached."

Could someone please give me a wall?
Thanks.
...bang...bang...bang...

In the past six months, Tuqiri had been courted by many NRL clubs who have been attempting to draw the former Brisbane Broncos player back to the 13-man game.

Uh-huh. Well, they should have painted a picture instead.

After interest from the Sharks, the Gold Coast Titans and the South Sydney Rabbitohs, Tuqiri knocked back a one year offer from the Rabbitohs earlier today, suggested to be around the $1 million mark.


Look....Tuqiri is a good player....and I will always acknowledge that out of all the league converts, he is the only one who truly seemed to grasp the game they play in heaven BUT... that's because he is Fijian by birth and Fiji is very much a Rugby Union stronghold.

I haven't followed this whole will he won't he bulls**T...I knew the outcome.
It was a done deal.
Tuqiri had no intention of leaving Rugby.
Tuqiri did grow up playing Rugby.
He isn't stupid.
All the time....click this....
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Comment by David

March 12th 2007 14:36
Dusk ...

This?:

Could someone please give me a wall?
Thanks.
...bang...bang...bang...

Could someone please get me a needle and thread to sew up my sides? ... Or steal a colostomy bag from somewhere [hosptial, aged-care facility; either will do]? ... (Even a pair of pilchers will do) ...

On a more serious journalistic note:

I love seeing the rubbish these sports administrators (and players in some respects [Larkham excluded, of course] go on with, exposed for what it truly is: Ignorance and Avarice.

David ...

Comment by DuskDevi

March 12th 2007 14:45
David darlin'...

Rugby players are not the problem.

Rugby players are NOT the problem.

Are you well mah Treasure?
Do I still need to walk like a...talk like a...duck?

Comment by David

March 12th 2007 14:55
Dusk ...

Point taken. I apologise for referring to 'The Slammer' as either a player or a player of Rugby ...

As to how I am? If I was much better, I'd die of bliss, at the sheer joy of living.

As to your duck reference? ... Daffy seems to be the way to go nowadays ..

David ...

Comment by Tracy

March 12th 2007 22:16
Morning Dusk,

This has nothing to do with rugby or your post but I dreamt of your Gamma business last night. There was a shop inside a shopping centre and there about 3 Dusks working inside it. The shop was glittery gold, with Gamma bags hanging from the ceiling in all different colours and materials.

Must have been that late-night chatting we did on David's post.

Trace x

Comment by David

March 12th 2007 22:26
Tracy ...

I think Dusk has been kidnapped ..

David ...

Comment by Tracy

March 12th 2007 22:51
I hope she's having fun wherever she is....

Comment by David

March 12th 2007 23:09
Tracy ...

Dusk is probably loitering outside Stephen Larkham's house with her autograph book ...

David ...

Comment by Norm

March 12th 2007 23:31
Dusk,
maybe Lote should get a blog...that should satisfy his need for fame and wealth...but then we wouldn't be allowed to slam the greedy bastard...and I think to myself what a wonderful whirled...I'd vote for Lote...
...Norm...

Comment by Cibbuano

March 13th 2007 00:06
32 is old for rugby? Naw... 32 is old for a back, sure, but in the tight five, older and gnarled is always better...

Comment by DuskDevi

March 13th 2007 02:49
Good afternoon Trace....

What a wonderful dream!!...all I will say is that...we are all connected....
(damn Sony for saying it first!)...

much Gamma to you T....



...and yes, thank you T, I was having fun....and David darlin'.....I'm going to ignore your comments...except for 'the Slammer' one....that's funny.....

I do a great Daffy Duck impression.
Voice not manner.

Comment by DuskDevi

March 13th 2007 02:58
giNORMous....

What and deprive me of the pleasure of sniping?

Look...Lote is a very very good player but all this 'negotiating' just drives me insane.
(short trip...)
Who said that????
Rugby is a team sport.
And there is no I in team.
There's an 'am' and 'me' and....aneeewayyyy...

Lote is a winger. Instead he's a whinger.
Always going on about not getting enough ball (oh man, that sentence is just asking for it...), blah, blah,

I enjoy watching him and I did warm up to him after he proved his worth, bided his time instead of acting like a drunken Sailor...

draw deep water my friend...

Dusk

Comment by KylieW

March 13th 2007 03:01
Hmmm....if he really wanted to demonstrate his commitment to union, perhaps he wouldn't have taken 5 months to come to a decision.

Obviously the price was right.

Hope you're well lovely Dusk

Comment by DuskDevi

March 13th 2007 03:02
Hi Cibby...

Sorry. Should have clarified....

The fact that his age has been quoted is a subtle dig at the fact that in 5 years time Tuqiri will be 32 and unless you're brilliant (like Larkham) and strong (like Larkham) and a God (Larkham)....32 is gettin' old in Rugby years....if you're a Back. Unless you're Larkham.

Forwards Forever.
...like anything classic...the older the better....

Thanks for coming by Cibbuano.

Dusk

Comment by DuskDevi

March 13th 2007 03:05
if he really wanted to demonstrate his commitment to union, perhaps he wouldn't have taken 5 months to come to a decision

My point exactly KW!!!

Where've you been hon? Oooh...I see you have a new post up...will be there soon...

I'm well and I certainly hope you are too Kylie.

much warmth

Dusk

Comment by DuskDevi

March 13th 2007 03:07
...well....that was my point but I didn't say it quite so succinctly as you did KW....

I'm such a fluffer.

Fluffer?

Isn't that a technical porn term?

If it is...why do I know that?

Sheesh.

Comment by Ash

March 13th 2007 09:29
I'm such a fluffer.

Fluffer?

Isn't that a technical porn term?

If it is...why do I know that?

Was it written on the back of your 'Debbie Does Star Wars' vib sabre box?

32 is gettin' old in Rugby years....
gee thank goodness I don`t play rugby...I`d be scouting zimmer frame shops by now....

Comment by DuskDevi

March 13th 2007 11:26
Hiya Ash....er....I think I read it in The National Pornographic...

As I said to Cibby;

The fact that his age has been quoted is a subtle dig at the fact that in 5 years time Tuqiri will be 32 and unless you're brilliant (like Larkham) and strong (like Larkham) and a God (Larkham)....32 is gettin' old in Rugby years....if you're a Back. Unless you're Larkham.

Then you're eternal.

I'm....not 32.
I was. Once.

Comment by Ash

March 13th 2007 12:10
only once? ah so you can give me pointers on that zimmer frame then...while we`re on the subject...if glass or plastic better for the dentures in your opinion?

Comment by DuskDevi

March 13th 2007 12:17
On a zoomer frame maybe...

Comment by Ash

March 13th 2007 20:45
hehehe....not Dusk Devi.....TazDevi!!!!!!

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