Rugby Makes You Sex Crazed?? (or a dRugby Addict)
September 25th 2007 23:00
...well sure it raises my test-rogen levels and sure, Rugby fans are very passionate about our sport (and its players) because it is the game they play in heaven, played by some very heavenly bodies...sigh...and sure, if my team loses a match, le petit mort is a fact not a result of friction...too much info, too much info...but this...this is just...a load of merde du taureau...
Warning:
This post contains Mature Content presented in an immature way as nature intended.
To enhance reading experience, please press tongue firmly against cheek.
from Rugby Heaven
Why is it during the World Cup, we suddenly become swept up by Rugby?
"It's the effect of a new drug. The charm of rugby exists in its unknown side, a planet to discover, mysterious for a lot of people.
It's different to the other football codes. During the World Cup, the country lives to the rhythm of the event. There exists a real pressure on you to understand it, with the risk of being excluded from the group. That creates a dependence. You can't miss a match. It's like someone has developed a passion in watching a TV series."
What fascinates us about these Rugby men?
"Firstly, it's health. We see guys who are invincible. They don't blink an eye under big hits which would break us in two.
For women, you can't exclude the question of libido. They are masculine brutes. Television plays a lot on with close-up shots of the bodies during the mauls. The potential of seduction of the players is used in a very direct way.
You could say excessive - which includes nude calendars of men."
Woah. Wooooaaaahhhhh. Hold up...hold up...where's this freakin' calendar??? Nah, it's okay...it's just a French Rugby player***...
This addiction, is it serious doctor?
"In the majority of cases, no. The supporter who goes regularly to the stadium with their face painted in the colours of the team is suffering from a light addiction. He lives by the scores of wins and losses of his team sometimes at the risk of not taking enough time away from it.
It's less serious than the addiction of alcohol or smoking. But the passion for rugby in high doses can become problematic."
Become?
My name is DuskDevi and I'm a dRugby Addict.
No problem.
*like trying to lick your own elbow
** le Joyeux du sexe??
***guess who is about to play for a French Rugby team?...will give you a clue...I very rarely write a post not mentioning his name...this is one of those. Quick, go buy a lottery ticket.
Warning:
This post contains Mature Content presented in an immature way as nature intended.
To enhance reading experience, please press tongue firmly against cheek.
from Rugby Heaven
THE World Cup is bad for your health because, according to a French psychiatrist*, it can lead to you becoming obsessive and sex-crazed.
Professor Michel Le Joyeux** provided the big answers when probed by French newspaper Aujourd'hui on Sunday.
As a public service to all those staying up at night watching the tournament, we provide the professor's answers in full, in the hope it can cure some viewers.
Professor Michel Le Joyeux** provided the big answers when probed by French newspaper Aujourd'hui on Sunday.
As a public service to all those staying up at night watching the tournament, we provide the professor's answers in full, in the hope it can cure some viewers.
Why is it during the World Cup, we suddenly become swept up by Rugby?
"It's the effect of a new drug. The charm of rugby exists in its unknown side, a planet to discover, mysterious for a lot of people.
It's different to the other football codes. During the World Cup, the country lives to the rhythm of the event. There exists a real pressure on you to understand it, with the risk of being excluded from the group. That creates a dependence. You can't miss a match. It's like someone has developed a passion in watching a TV series."
What fascinates us about these Rugby men?
"Firstly, it's health. We see guys who are invincible. They don't blink an eye under big hits which would break us in two.
For women, you can't exclude the question of libido. They are masculine brutes. Television plays a lot on with close-up shots of the bodies during the mauls. The potential of seduction of the players is used in a very direct way.
You could say excessive - which includes nude calendars of men."
Woah. Wooooaaaahhhhh. Hold up...hold up...where's this freakin' calendar??? Nah, it's okay...it's just a French Rugby player***...
This addiction, is it serious doctor?
"In the majority of cases, no. The supporter who goes regularly to the stadium with their face painted in the colours of the team is suffering from a light addiction. He lives by the scores of wins and losses of his team sometimes at the risk of not taking enough time away from it.
It's less serious than the addiction of alcohol or smoking. But the passion for rugby in high doses can become problematic."
Become?
My name is DuskDevi and I'm a dRugby Addict.
No problem.
*like trying to lick your own elbow
** le Joyeux du sexe??
***guess who is about to play for a French Rugby team?...will give you a clue...I very rarely write a post not mentioning his name...this is one of those. Quick, go buy a lottery ticket.
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Comment by Nina
TV Babble
It seems there are similarities between our relative obsessions - perhaps we need a decent Australian drama with Stephen Larkham as the star?
I hope you are keeping well and enjoying yourself!
Nina
Comment by Cibbuano
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Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
Ce qui peut je dit mais - sacre bleu!
MNG
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Perhaps its a good thing that the World Cup isn't held every year. It might become a much bigger problem
Comment by mr_tza
Guru of Film
Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
We already have that...not sure about decent (because occasionally the PG rating zooms up -or down- to MA-zing levels of indecency) but it's a bit of a dram-edy...a blogbuster!!
Rucks and Rolls!
Rated PG - MA
Contains scenes of drugby use, perceived violence and occasional nudity, frequent profanity.
I am well my pretty TV Babble-ina and I truly hope you are as well.
Dusk
Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
You're speaking from experience yes?
It's all that test-osterone...
Hope you're well Cib...
Dusk
Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
Tout que je veux dire est Vive le Vert et l'Or!!...et quel dommage ce n'est pas Larkham...
I hope you are well MNicestG...
Dusk
Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
See I know you appreciate a fine ass...embly of good sportsmen...ship, as much as I do...
...sigh...your comment just made me realise that i'm going to be without my Rugby
eye candyicon next year...alas, absolutei irreplaceable.Oh well, might have to watch Rugby just for the game now...
Hop you're well hon...
Dusk
Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
Er...hmmm...well, it is Rugby Union...
Thanks for coming by!
Dusk
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
Vive le vert et l'or. Vont les wallabies
MNG
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Oh good Lord! That pic.... mmmmmmmmmm
Wish the US had more Rugby watchers. Would be VERY good for business (wink).....
Mis
Comment by yoda76
The Tube Blog
The sky is falling...
Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
Sorry to respond so late...got lost
looking for naked Larkham photosin traffic...Good Lord indeed. For making 'em like that...
Hope you're well hon...
Dusk
Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
Look again. No mention...but the implication...?
Hope you're well buddy
Dusk