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Rugby Union - by Craig Hill

TheAustralian Schools Championship kicked off today in Sydney

A visit by the Qantas Wallabies highlighted an entertaining first day’s competition at the Australian Schoolboys Championship at Knox College in Sydney.

The Wallabies trained in the morning in front of an enthralled audience of representative schoolboys from across Australia before the young players themselves hit the field in the afternoon to try and replicate their heroes.

In the opening non-competition match NSW II defeated Combined States, a selection of the best players from Western Australia, Tasmania, Victoria and South Australia, 47 – 10 with Prariewood High School’s Josh Tanuvassa crossing for two tries.

In the second match, a powerful Queensland I line up, featuring Wallabies scrumhalf Will Genia’s younger brother, Nigel, defeated ACT 69 – 7, after leading 38-0 at half time.

Southport School’s Simon Morahan and Chris Sautia from Brisbane State High Scholl both crossed for doubles for the young Maroons while for ACT St Edmunds College’s Jake Holland hit the line at pace and was rewarded with the side’s only try.

In the hard fought final match of the day NSW I overcame stern resistance from Queensland II with Damien Cooke from Illawarra Sports High School scoring two tries and landing a conversion and Tom Kingston from St Aloysius also scoring two five-pointers.

In tomorrow’s matches, also at Knox College in Wahroonga, Queensland II meet Queensland I at 11am followed by NSW 1 vs Combined States at 1pm and NSW II meeting ACT in what should be a tight contest at 3pm.

Australian Schoolboys Championships

Results Day 1

Game 1 – non Comp

NSW II 47 (Zack Fell, Nick Curtis, John Tanuvassa 2, Tyson Frizell tries, Lim Walker try, 4 Con, 3 Pen) defeated Combined States 10 (Ray Buchannan, Keith Wicks tries)

Game 2 – Pool B

Queensland I 69 (Simon Morahan 2, Chris Sautia 2, Luke Beauchamp, James May, Jordan Turapou, Kimami Situata, Ruka Hanlon, Liam Gill tries Rohan Saifoloi 1 try, 7 Con) defeated ACT 7 (Jake Holland, Billy Chaulker Con)

Game 3 – Pool A

New South Wales I 22 (Damien Cook 2 tries 1 con, Tom Kingston 2 tries) defeated Queensland II 10 (Junior Rasolea try, Mitchell Felesman 1 con 1 PG)

Draw for Day 2 – Thursday July 9th

Knox College, Pacific Highway, Wahroonga

Non-Comp 11:00 am Queensland II v Queensland 1

Pool A 1:00 pm NSW I v Combined States

Pool B 3:00 pm NSW II v ACT
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Trial: Waratahs Defeat Fiji Warriors

February 2nd 2009 05:53
Centre Timana Tahu made a storming return from injury in the Waratahs' 60-0 thumping of the Fiji Warriors in a Rugby trial on Friday night.

Tahu scored a try and set-up another as the Waratahs outclassed their lesser opponents in a 10-try to nil romp at EnergyAustralia Stadium in Newcastle before a 7,438-strong crowd.

Fullback Lachie Turner scored a double and contributed three from seven with the boot.

Coach Chris Hickey sent his strongest possible starting team on to the field for the opening half, with seven Qantas Wallabies enjoying their first run since the Spring Tour.

It was Tahu's first game back since being sent home from the tour with a hamstring injury and it didn't take long for the star league convert to announce his return.

NSW enjoyed the early possession and spent plenty of time in Fiji's 22 but were unable to turn possession into points until the 15th minute when Tahu broke the deadlock with one of his first touches of the night, crashing over for the first try.

Tahu delighted the Waratahs faithful again when he made a storming 40 metre run, splitting the defence, then drawing in the numbers, before off loading to winger Lote Tuqiri 10m out for another five-pointer.

With a 29-0 halftime lead, Hickey rang in wholesale changes, replacing everyone except lock Ben Mowen, Turner and Tuqiri.

The less-experienced Tahs, with Kurtley Beale replacing Daniel Halangahu at flyhalf, piled on 12 points in third of four 20-minute quarters and finished off their opponents with tries to winger Peter Playford and Halangahu and Beale in the last.

Al Baxter captained the Waratahs in the absence of Phil Waugh, who was ruled out on Thursday after rolling his ankle at training.

The Fiji Warriors performed a traditional cibi war dance prior to the match as the players enjoyed the evening's cool change after temperatures had reached 32 degrees.

Coach Hickey said the 60-0 whitewash still served as a chance for his rep players to get some game time and for him to assess the squad two weeks from the start of the Super 14.

"Look the scoreboard probably wasn't our focus all the time, it was a matter of getting some of our players game time and some of the tourists, it's probably been eight, nine weeks since they've actually played a game, so from that point of view it was a good hit out from them," Hickey said.

He praised local boy, Tahu's return to Rugby.

"Tahu showed some really good touches there, with some really good footwork and some offloading, I'm very pleased with his performance," Hickey said.

Tahu said he had no physical complaints and was looking forward to facing off with Stirling Mortlock and the Brumbies on Thursday.

"It was good to be back here, mixed emotions, this is where it all started for me, it was only a trial but for me personally, it's good to be home."

AAP



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Japan will join Portugal, the early surprise packet of the IRB Sevens World Series, for the only Australian leg of the championship to be staged at Adelaide Oval from 3-5 April.

The International Rugby Sevens Adelaide has today confirmed the four sides to take their places alongside the b competing on the World Series circuit in 2008-2009.

Apart from Japan and Portugal, currently seventh on the series standings and two places ahead of Australia after two events, invitations have also been extended to Pacific Island nations Tonga and the Cook Islands.

Japan has yet to play on this season’s circuit, missing the Dubai tournament in late November and the South African event in George the following week.

Coached by revered former Test player Wataru Murata, who represented his country at three Rugby World Cup tournaments, the Japanese will join the series for the fourth leg in San Diego, USA, three weeks before the IRB Rugby Word Cup Sevens in Dubai from March 5-7.

Sixteen Teams Finalised For International Rugby Sevens Adelaide


Japan will have played the USA and Hong Kong tournaments, and at the World Cup Sevens, before arriving in Adelaide for a new-look extended format that includes three days of competition with pool matches on Friday night.

The finalisation of the 16 teams to play in Adelaide coincides with the start of a 50-day countdown to the IRB Rugby World Cup Sevens.

Twenty-four teams will compete at the IRB Rugby World Cup Sevens, with Australia qualifying for both the men’s and women’s competitions.

The 16 teams to compete at the International Rugby Sevens Adelaide 2009 are:

ARGENTINA, AUSTRALIA, COOK ISLANDS, ENGLAND, FIJI, FRANCE, JAPAN, KENYA, NEW ZEALAND, PORTUGAL, SAMOA, SCOTLAND, SOUTH AFRICA, TONGA, USA, WALES.

The four-team pools and tournament draw will be announced closer to the tournament.
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Flanker Rocky Elsom is the sole Australian named by English website Planet Rugby in its International Rugby Team of the Year. The 25-year-old, currently unavailable for the Wallabies while on a one-year deal with Irish club Leinster, was given the nod by the website due to his "no-nonsense" approach.

"The effort the ARU went to in order to keep him on Australian soil gives you an idea of the regard he is held in, all over the world," the Planet Rugby article said. "(Wallabies coach) Robbie Deans will be hoping he returns home sooner rather than later."

Rocky Elsom


The website's team of the year itself was dominated by All Blacks, with seven players from the Tri-Nations champions named.

New Zealanders Mils Muliaina, Conrad Smith, Dan Carter, Richie McCaw, Ali Williams, Greg Somerville and Tony Woodcock were all included in the team which also contains three South Africans and one each from Scotland, Wales, Italy and Fiji.

Planet Rugby 2008 team of the year: Mils Muliaina (NZ), Napolioni Nalaga (Fij), Conrad Smith (NZ), Jean de Villiers (RSA), Shane Williams (Wales), Dan Carter (NZ), Mike Blair (Scotland), Sergio Parisse (Ita), Richie McCaw (NZ), Rocky Elsom (Aus), Ali Williams (NZ), Bakkies Botha (RSA), Dan Somerville (NZ), John Smit (RSA), Tony Woodcock (NZ).

AAP
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National Women's Rugby Championship

January 1st 2009 10:54
The 2008 National Women's Championship was held this year at Tallebadgera Active Recreation Centre and Palm Beach Currumbin Rugby Club on the Gold Coast from 1-4 July. Eight teams contested the event, which involved three matches over four days.

Sydney defended their title against Queensland in an exciting and close championship final match. Trailing 5-0 at half time, they kicked two penalty goals in the second half to claim victory 6-5 and the national title.

Tui Ormsby Sydney
Tui Ormsby From Sydney Runs The Ball


2008 Championship Final Placings

1 Sydney

2 Queensland

3 NSW Country

4 Victoria

5 Western Australia

6 Brumbies

7 Australian Services

8 National Indigenous / Sydney
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Women's Rugby

December 29th 2008 04:53
There are a number of opportunities for women to get involved with playing Rugby. The level of play is dependent on age.

Girls up to 12 years of age can play junior club Rugby and participate in mixed gender modified competitions.

Teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 18, participate in school-based Rugby competitions. If you are in this age group and wanting to play rugby, encourage your school to get involved with a competition. EdRugby can provide resources for Schools to run their own Walla Rugby Challenge.

From 18 years, Women can play Club and Representative Rugby. There may be the option for talented younger players to train/play with Womens Team earlier than this, as part of the Senior Rugby/Two Year Window Policy. Please contact your local Rugby Union to discuss options.

Representative Opportunities

Note: Players must be 18 years old to take part in these representative teams.

National Women's Championship - Last played 1 to 4 July 2008

This year's championship was held at Tallebudgera Sport & Recreation Centre and Palm Beach Currumbin Rugby Club in the Gold Coast. Eight Representative Teams from around Australia contested the event, which involved three matches over four days.

Sydney defended their title with a hard fought 6-5 victory over Queensland in the championship final.

Paper To Paper Wallaroo Squad

The Australian Women's Team played New Zealand in Canberra in October. The two-test match series was the second year in succession that these trans-tasman rivals have played for the Laurie O'Reilly Memorial Trophy .

Match Schedule

14 October 2008 v Black Ferns - 6pm Vikings Park, Canberra ACT

NZ Black Ferns 37 def Wallaroos 3

18 October 2008 v Black Ferns - 3pm Vikings Park, Canberra ACT

NZ Black Ferns 22 def Wallaroos 16

Paper To Paper Womens 7s Squad

The Australian Women's Team has been crowned Oceania Sevens champions and secured their place at the Rugby World Cup Sevens in Dubai next March after defeating New Zealand 22-15, in the final in Apia, Samoa on 26 July.

Tricia Brown Queensland Rugby Union
Tricia Brown Queensland Rugby Union
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Qantas Wallabies flanker George Smith has won the latest poll on www.rugby.com.au and been named "Your Player of the Spring Tour".

The very popular Smith, who has already won his second John Eales Medal and the RUPA Medal of Excellence for player of the year in 2008, scored a whopping 79.6% (6839 votes) of the impressive 8592 votes we received.

ARU George Smith
Qantas Wallabies Flanker George Smith Fends Off Nick Easter Of England


Next up, way back on 7.3%, was young Brumbies hooker Stephen Moore who built on his growing reputation with some polished performances.

In third place on 5.8% was hard working Western Force lock and captain Nathan Sharpe, followed by his Force team mate and goal kicking flyhalf extraordinaire, Matt Giteau (5.6%).

Rounding out our top five is Brumbies utility back Adam Ashley-Cooper (1.8%), who gave a one hundred percent effort on tour wherever in the backline he was used.

Our latest poll is now running on www.rugby.com.au – Which Australian Super 14 team do you think will finish higher in 2009 ? – so vote now !

ARU Media Release
18th Dec 2008
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Australian Rugby Union will deliver full core funding to its State affiliates next year despite the difficult economic environment.

Australian Rugby Union will deliver full core funding to its State affiliates next year despite the difficult economic environment.

The ARU Board has ratified a recommendation from Management to continue rolling out almost $8 million in allocations for grassroots development nationwide in 2009, on top of more than $17 million in Super 14 grants.

Australian Rugby Maintains State Funding


ARU has made further strategic decisions, with the Australian Rugby Shield to be suspended for 2009 and Australia A withdrawing from the Pacific Nations Cup.

There are alternative playing options for fringe Wallabies currently under consideration.

The Australian Rugby Shield in 2008 involved teams from Victoria, South Australia, Northern Territory, NSW Country and Queensland Country, with Tasmania taking part in three matches.

Those same teams will be free to organize replacement matches or competitions.

ARU Media Release
18th Dec 2008
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Tickets On Sale For Adelaide Sevens

December 15th 2008 14:31
Dane Haylett-Petty chases South Africa's Gio Aplon during the IRB Sevens Series quarter-final match between South Africa and Australia in Dubai

Australian Sevens star Dane Haylett-Petty could be in action in Adelaide

Australian Sevens coach Michael O’Connor has revealed his rookie team has targeted the International Rugby Sevens Adelaide title as a major goal for the season with the tournament extending to a three-day festival from April 3-5 at Adelaide Oval next year.

Speaking as tickets for the only Australian leg of the IRB Sevens World Series went on sale this morning, O’Connor said his young charges have already shown signs of improvement through the first two tournaments in Dubai and South Africa.

Rugby Union Adelaide Sevens


“This is a team with half a dozen teenagers and they are some of the finest emerging talent in the country.

“There is only one player in our squad of 17 that has been on the Sevens circuit before this season, so these guys are learning and their knowledge increasing with each game.

“We have given South Africa (winners of the first two tournaments in the 2008-2009 Sevens World Series) trouble on both occasions we have played them, so that’s a positive indicator.

“By the time we get to Adelaide, after five legs of the circuit and the Rugby World Cup Sevens in Dubai in March, we will be a lot further advanced than we are at the moment and ready to challenge for the trophy.

“Doing well in your home tournament, in front of your own crowd, is always a priority and our players are excited by the prospect.”

The International Rugby Sevens Adelaide will have a Friday night component added in April and prices start from as low as $12 for general admission.

There are two-day passes available for the action on Saturday and Sunday, with reserved seats for both days priced at $87 (adults), $49 (concession) and $174 (family deal).

Two-day general admission passes are also available at $55 (adults), $30 (concession) and $110 (family deal).

Saturday prices start at $17 with tickets to Sunday’s finals action as low as $19.

“It’s going to be a magnificent tournament and playing on the Friday night under the lights is a great initiative,” said O’Connor.

“Adelaide people love free-flowing sport, so the speed and excitement of Sevens will hopefully attract them in even larger numbers than the previous two years.

“Sevens Rugby has a real buzz to it, and a party atmosphere.

“This will be an event not to be missed, and this Australian team will be competitive.

“These guys are tenacious, we employ a very direct style of Sevens and anyone who plays us will know they’ve been in a game.”

Details on ticketing and corporate hospitality packages can be found by clicking here.

Tickets can also be purchased through Ticketek or by calling 132 849.

ARU Media Release
15th December 2008
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Wallabies Defeat Barbarians At Wembley

December 15th 2008 00:21
On Thursday morning, a huge defensive effort by the young Qantas Australian Wallabies side saw them seize a richly deserved victory over a star-studded South African Barbarians at Wembley Stadium in London. The final score was Wallabies 18 to Barbarians 11.

The game started unspectacularly with Barbarians flyhalf Francois Steyn lofting the opening kick off into touch on the full.

But the Barbarians soon got in to stride with Springbok scrumhalf Fourie du Preez releasing his all-star backline at every opportunity with evergreen South African fullback Percy Montgomery prominent.

The Barbarians had all the early ball but absolutely outstanding Wallabies defence held them at bay, it was a pattern that was to continue throughout the match, and it was the Men of Gold who opened the scoring in the 12th minute.

George Smith, up against three of the greatest backrowers in world Rugby in the Barbarians team, won a turnover just outside the Wallabies 22 and the ball came quickly to Ryan Cross who broke down the right wing. He kicked inside to find Lote Tuqiri following up.

Lote Tuqiri
Lote Tuqiri


Tuqiri gathered the ball expertly and dove over for the opening try of the game. 18-year-old James O’Connor converted and the Wallabies were up 7-0.

The illustrious Barbarians back row of Richie McCaw, No.8 Schalk Burger and Jerry Collins, although conspicuous, were taking a while to gel and the Wallabies went further ahead on 19 minutes when the Baa-Baas were penalized for hands in the ruck.

O’Connor coolly slotted the penalty from the Barbarians 22 and the Men of Gold were 10-0 up with a quarter of the game gone.

The young Force star had shown incredible poise and composure in his first start at international level.

Australia were 13 points up soon after, following good work from Smith and Quade Cooper which put inside centre Adam Ashley-Cooper away on a long break.

Collins was penalized for holding on at the ensuing ruck and O’Connor again landed the penalty attempt, this time from 30 metres.

After 27 minutes the Wallabies had made double the tackles of the Barbarians (55-27), showing how much the invitational side were dominating the possession, but it was the Men of Gold making better use of the limited ball they had.

A moment of genius from hooker Tatafu Polota-Nau, having an outstanding game, almost led to Australia’s second try as the skilful hooker flicked a superb reverse pass to put winger Digby Ioane away but Joe Rokocoko cleaned up for the Barbarians.

Polota-Nau put in a massive tackle on Collins soon after and it was clear their was quite a bit of sting in this match played to celebrate the Wallabies 1908 Olympics Gold Medal victory.

Then Cooper and Barbarians prop Federico Pucciariello scuffled after a big tackle from the young Queenslander on Du Preez.

The Barbarians finally conceded that the Wallabies ferocious defence was going to take some breaking when they opted for a penalty goal to Montgomery on 35 minutes to make it 13-3.

Former Wallabies prop Rodney Blake came on for the Barbarians and soon after the Baa-Baas were back to 13-6 as sustained pressure led to another Montgomery penalty.

Unlike most Barbarians matches this game was developing into a hard fought, tight “Test” match with colossal defence from the Men of Gold the dominant facet of the match.

It was clear as the half time whistle was blown by referee Chris White that the young Wallabies wanted to finish their Spring Tour with a win and would put their bodies on the line to do it.

Welsh flyer, and IRB Player of the Year, Shane Williams was brought on at the re-start for Montgomery with Habana dropping to fullback.

The move paid dividends immediately with Habana and Rokocoko combining superbly from a scrum and launching a long raid into Wallabies territory.

Again tenacious Wallabies defence held the Barbarians out with first McCaw and then Blake being stopped inches short.

Magnificent defence on Williams soon after earned the Wallabies a knock on but a big Barbarians scrum won the ball back. But again the Wallabies cleared.

Then injury hit the Wallabies when in the same passage of play both Sekope Kepu (arm) and Matt Dunning (possible Achilles tendon) were carried from the field.

This brought Ben Alexander and Adam Freier on and with the Wallabies a prop down the game went to uncontested scrums for the last 30 minutes. Young flanker David Pocock also came on for Force team mate Richard Brown.

It seemed the Wallabies defence now must crack but Ashley-Cooper popped up with a telling intercept and suddenly the Men of Gold were on the attack.

Ashley-Cooper was held up over the line by Du Preez shortly after as the Barbarians went to the bench with Chris Jack coming on for Johann Muller, Ollie Smith for Rico Gear and the uncapped flanker Nick Koster on for prop Census Johnston with scrums now not being contested.

Luke Burgess came on for Brett Sheehan and made an important tackle on Habana soon after. Pocock made an even more important covering tackle on Habana again as the game approached the hour mark.

It was the start of a massive defensive effort from the young Force flanker in the final quarter of the game as he, like the rest of the Wallabies, tackled his heart out.

Wallabies legend George Gregan then came on for Du Preez, to a generous round of applause, and English hooker Mark Regan was brought on for the Barbarians.

Soon after the Wallabies line finally broke.

After Gregan had hacked the ball downfield, O’Connor mis-hit his clearance and it ended up in the hands of Habana thirty metres out.

The Bok speedster flung it wide to Williams who drew the Wallabies defence before popping the ball inside to Collins who drove over for the Barbarians opening try.

Steyn missed the conversion but the game was on a knife edge at 13-11 to the Wallabies with just over 15 minutes remaining.

Cooper was coming more and more into his own and he put over a delicate chip kick that Ashley-Cooper re-gathered and he looked like he was away until Gregan dragged him down.

Stunning swarming defence from the Wallabies again shut down a threatening Barbarians break out on 68 minutes after Steyn had picked up a Cooper grubber kick.

O’Connor went off for Drew Mitchell as Steyn had a chance to put the Barbarians in front with nine minutes to go but his penalty attempt slipped wide.

Steyn missed a drop goal attempt with five minutes to go and once more heroic Wallabies defence held the Barbarians out.

And then as they had done all game, when the Wallabies had their chance they struck and delivered the killer blow.

A turnover was finally won, after a huge tackle from Tuqiri on Steyn, and Burgess spread the ball wide to Mitchell.

The mustachioed fullback sprinted down the left wing and drew the defence before feeding the ball to replacement Lachie Turner to sprint away for the match sealing try.

Full Time Score

Qantas Wallabies 18 (Lote Tuqiri, Lachie Turner tries; James O'Connor 2 penalties, conversion) defeated Barbarians 11 (Jerry Collins try; Francois Steyn 2 penalties) at Wembley Stadium, London

Reprinted from ARU

04/11/2008
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...and no...he's not having a Kit-Kat...

Apparently, Wallabies and Waratahs back rower Rocky Elsom Elsom is contemplating a "brief break" from Australian Rugby.

Rocky Elsom - try scorer: Wallabies v Japan 08/09/07 Rugby World Cup 07 (image capture © Rucks and Rolls.com)
Rocky Elsom - after the first of his many tries v Japan (and notice how the TV channel logo is placed just perfectly...seriously 10)

- "Oh man...I need a break...why wasn't I born Stephen Larkham? Why God why?"

Give 'em 'Elsom had an hour-long meeting with Australian Rugby Union Chief Executive John O'Neill last week, which should explain everything because 1 second spent in O'Neills' company are 2 seconds too many. (huh?....never mind...)

Anyway, in this meeting, Elsom explained that his contract renegotiations were not entirely focused on the size of the offer....because as we all know it's not size that matters, it's the package.

O'Neill said;
It is not a monetary issue … Rocky is just thinking about life. I can categorically say that Rocky said that the offer which is on the table is fine.

It has not been made clear if this offer included daily foot massages, a crate of Penfolds Grange Hermitage '51 and the Lindt Factory.*

He is just evaluating a number of things, including the possibility of having a break and then coming back.
He would continue to play rugby, but maybe in Europe or the UK and then come back after a year. We talked that through.

Elsom, who sat out Monday's Waratahs training at Sydney Football Stadium with an ear infection (pic below and see??? This is what happens if you listen to O'Neill!!) confirmed that his Australian Rugby playing future involved several factors.

Wallabies and Waratahs back-rower Rocky Elsom sits out training with an ear infection and contemplates his Australian Rugby future
No more...please no more...but keep the Grange flowing.


Cash is not the only issue....There's a fair bit more going on. And I'm just waiting for the ARU's reaction to where I am going to play, or what I'm going to do.
They haven't given me a deadline as such.

...But I suppose it is good for the both of us that we do it sooner rather than later.
I imagine if it goes longer than this week they'll probably slap one [a deadline] on, primarily because there are a number of guys in a similar boat, and they [the ARU] are being very tight with their budget.

I would prefer to stay here, but the big thing is their reaction.

All very ambiguous really. Doesn't explain a thing. Doesn't clear up the mystery as to why he wants to leave,

O'Neill made it clear he had no interest in "discarding" Elsom, especially as he has been among the most consistent back-rowers at Super 14 and Test level over the past two seasons.

The ARU chief is also "impressed" with Elsom's off-field approach, believing that he has "special qualities" that can be used at Test level.

I have a lot of time for Rocky. He is a nice young man, and he really had his head screwed on right. He has a lot of leadership ability
...condescending pr*** rhymes with dick...
I just told him to come back to us and let me know what he wanted to do. In the next couple of months, he'll make up his mind.

...But he's playing here until the end of the year, and will be going on the [Wallabies] tour.
I'm sure we will retain him, if he decides not to have a break. If he wants to have a break, I think we can also accommodate him and bring him back after he's had his time away

Meanwhile Waratahs Coach Ewen McKenzie said he was "surprised" by this news and only knew about it when he read O'Neill's quotes in a newspaper.
He remained hopeful the 25-year-old would sign on again with the ARU and the Waratahs.

I've had lots of chats with him about his future at the Waratahs and we've made it quite clear that we want him to stay, so there's no ambiguity there.

McKenzie said he did not know what was behind Elsom's indecision about staying in Australia.

I'm not aware of any football motivation, the money in Europe is very attractive and maybe that's a part of it, I don't know.
I haven't had a chance to speak to him, but I'll have a chat to him when I see him next.

Uh-oh. He's in trouuu-ble...McKenzie said this on Tuesday...

Elsom will play his 50th game for the Waratahs this weekend. Maybe.

Questions on everyones tips...why does Rocky need a break? What's really going on? Are the survivors on 'Lost' having an acid trip? Why did Elvis leave the building? And why do people say "end result"? I mean...hello?

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*Just to make it clear...any offers I consider must include these...

info and image courtesy of Rugby Heaven
Apologies for the poor quality of the first image taken during the RWC.
As Orble was unable to send me to France for the Rugby World Cup and seeing as I don't have a membership to the Boys Club that is the controlling Rugby media body here...live TV image capture was the best I could do


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The Latest Rugby Headlines

March 19th 2008 21:30
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What's Stephen Larkham Doing?
...And Other News.

Larkham Gives Evidence at Inquest!


from ABCilly Online:
Current Global Legend and Brilliant Hunk (official title) Stephen Larkham has given evidence at an inquest into a fire that raged through DuskDevi's head when she saw him take his shirt off...

(Okay this is getting a bit silly. Even my husband thinks so...and I truly don't mean to make light of what is quite a serious matter. I'm just a nut is all)

Stephen Larkham with l-r Stirling Mortlock, Clyde Rathbone and a few other Brumbies, all out injured way back in 2007.
The Brumbies inJURY Panel!

-Stephen Larkham, Stirling Mortlock and Clyde Rathbone during the Round 5 Super 14 match between the Brumbies and the Bulls at Canberra Stadium March 3, 2007

from ABC Online:
Former Brumbies and Wallabies flyhalf, Stephen Larkham, has given evidence at an inquest into a fire that damaged his home over two years ago.

Two houses were destroyed and two others, including Larkham's, were damaged when the fire broke out at the old Canberra Brickworks at Yarralumla on December 29, 2005.

It is still not known what caused the blaze but it is believed the fire was deliberately lit at the Brickworks, which were directly behind Larkham's property.

Larkham told the ACT Coroners Court, the body corporate had complained to the ACT Government about the length of grass and bushes at the Brickworks before the fire broke out.

The court heard Larkham and his family had to move out of their home for almost a year while it was repaired.

Larkham's evidence was brought forward because he will soon move to Japan to begin a three year contract with a Tokyo based rugby team.
Further evidence will be heard next month.

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Larkham Charms Melbourne!

...like this would be a big surprise? sheesh...
Stephen Larkham...a natural charmer.


from Stuff
Stephen Larkham recently charmed the Melbourne rugby audience at the Weary Dunlop Lunch when he provided some background on several of his test coaches.
The former Wallabies five-eighth described Eddie Jones as "perhaps the best technical coach I ever had".

He added: "His understanding of the facets of the game were excellent. I think where he went wrong was when he started to get involved in other areas of the Australian Rugby Union, like contracting players and the running of the game. He kind of got sidetracked."

Larkham praised the man-management skills of 1999 World Cup-winning coach Rod Macqueen.
"He looked at the big picture. But he had a lot of ideas, too. Way-out ideas. We listened to them but we didn't use too many of them."

And now for other news....

Giteau Signs With Australian Rugby Til 2011

...and paves way to Path of Forgiveness by DuskDevi for Betraying The Brumbies and Joining The (dark side of the) Force.
Matt Giteau signs and soars with Australian Rugby until 2011. Now he needs to get his boot back to the Brumbies.


from The Press Association;

Western Force playmaker Matt Giteau has signed a two-year contract extension with the Australian Rugby Union until the 2011 World Cup in New Zealand.

As part of the deal, the 25-year-old has agreed to stay with the Western Force, but he does have the option to consider offers from other Australian Super 14 sides before the provincial component of his contract kicks in for 2010 and 2011.

"I'm still at a relatively young age and feel my best Rugby is still ahead of me," Giteau said. "So it's really exciting to secure my future at a time when a few of the long-serving guys like George Gregan and Stephen Larkham have gone and so many new players are coming through."

He added: "The 2011 Rugby World Cup was definitely important in this decision. There was also a feeling that if I do want to play at my best then I need to play in the best competitions.

"Super 14, Tri Nations and the World Cup as a member of the Wallabies fit that bill for me, so it was easy in the end to say that I want to stay in Australia."

George Smith To Join The Century Club!

George Smith leads by Brumbies example and is set to join legendary Brumbies - Larkham, Gregan, Paul, Young- in The Century Club.
Let go of me. I'm a centurion...


from The Press Association;
George Smith is due to become just the fifth Brumbies player to play 100 games for the club when he pulls on the jersey against the Cheetahs in the Super 14 on Friday.

The 27-year-old flanker will join a select group of players to reach the milestone that includes former Australia captain George Gregan (136 matches), Stephen Larkham (116), Jeremy Paul (112) and Bill Young (100).

"There have been some great names who have played 100 games," said Smith. "(They) were exceptional for the Brumbies and it's very humbling to be considered in that company."

He added: "The players who have reached 100 games for their club or state have always been very loyal and consistent.
"It's great to be reaching 100 games this week and hopefully it will be a memorable one."

Smith has missed just one Super Rugby match since making his Brumbies debut in 2000.
Along the way he won the 2002 John Eales Medal and received the Australian Super 14 Player of the Year award in both 2006 and 2007.

Smith put together a run of 66 consecutive matches for the Brumbies between 2000 and 2005 while being part of Australia's 2-1 series win over the British and Irish Lions in 2001 and in the Wallabies' losing side in the 2003 World Cup final against England.


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Julian Huxley To Hang Up His Boots

March 19th 2008 21:10
Brumbies fullback and Wallabies utility back, Julian Huxley may have played his last game of Rugby after it was confirmed that he must undergo surgery to remove a brain tumour.

Julian Huxley has to hang up his boots and leave the ball


Please refer to this post.

The benign tumour was discovered when the 28yo underwent scans after he suffered a blow to the head during the Brumbies v ? 3 weeks ago.

It was thought...hoped...that Huxley would eventually return to the game but medical specialists have now advised him to hang up his boots for good.

Huxley told Australian media;
From the brief discussions I've had with the neurosurgeon, no one has ever returned to that level in a contact sport, it could be quite dangerous.
The realisation is that I won't be playing footy again, and that's bitterly disappointing.

I've just got to move on and get back to normal, although I won't be able to play footy again.

I really hate to be such a stick-in-the-mud but...I really despise Rugby being referred to as "footy".
If anything, it's "handy".
...and there I go focusing on the important facts again...back to what Huxley said...


I met the surgeon and it was never an option not to have [surgery]. There's nothing you can do about it.

Huxley's main concern is his recovery but he is "thankful" that the problem was identified at an early stage.

I'm very fortunate to find the tumour and to find it now while I'm young and healthy... Hopefully, I'll get through the operation better than if I was older. It looks like it's benign but it can transform and get angry and nasty.

I'm fortunate that I have been playing rugby because going through life everyday there's no reason to get an MRI, you're not going to get knocked out.

I haven't asked for the worst-case scenario, but they're pretty confident they can get it out of me without hurting me.


Huxley has been studying a Bachelor of Business in property at the University of Western Sydney (by correspondence) and his post Rugby career could now begin sooner than the much later he had planned.

Perhaps I could get into the property trade, development and that type of stuff... That's in good time, I've got a fair bit happening at the moment.

Julian Huxley Real Estate doesn't have the same ring to it as Julian Huxley. Wallaby. Brumby.
...oh well...maybe his advertising slogan could be something along the lines of;
"I played the game they play in heaven. Now I'm find your slice of heaven!"
Okay that was crap.

...BUT...I'm willing to bet Huxley will be grabbed by a TV commentary team. I heard him do a live interview during the RWC and he came across very well. Humble, articulate, surprisingly funny...and let's face it...he's kind of easy on the eye...

Just quickly...strangely, I feel a little guilty at the number of time I have given Huxley grief on this blog and the number times I have suggested he retire... I certainly did not expect this.

We wish him nothing but well.


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Julian Huxley Has a Brain Tumour.

March 6th 2008 21:00
...and no, God, no...that is not sarcasm nor a cruel jibe because I am not, never have been and never could be that nasty.
Not even to non Rugby people. Or Bloggarts.


I had reported in the last post that Brumbies Fullback (#15 and Wallabies utility back) Julian Huxley had sustained an injury during last week's Brumbies v Qld Reds match.

He was taken to hospital to be treated for concussion and for precautionary scans, after collapsing and convulsing on field due to a tackle gone wrong.

Huxley spent the night in hospital for observation and was initially cleared on Sunday after he recovered well...but...now...terrible news.

Huxley is expected to undergo surgery after the discovery of a brain tumour found during the scans.
The tumour, which is "believed to be benign" is at the top of his brain and it has been thought the tumour had been present for several years.

Wallabies & Brumbies fullback, Julian Huxley has been diagnosed with a brain tumour, which was discovered during a precautionary scan following an injury Huxley sustained during the Brumbies v Qld Reds match on Sat 01/03.
Julian Huxley


Huxley told his stunned teammates on Tuesday and said later, in a statement;
It was a huge shock when the doctor told me I have a tumour...It's obviously been with me for some time and I've never felt any sort of illness.

The challenge for me now is to get on with gathering the best advice from the specialists and neurosurgeons, dealing with it and recovering as quickly as I can.

Brumbies injured Captain, Stirling Mortlock said the Brumbies reacted with "shocked disbelief" at the diagnosis and were devastated by the news.

Mortlock said (in an interview with ABC Radio on Wednesday) that Huxley remained composed when telling his fellow players about his condition.

It's devastating news for Hux..I think a lot of ... just disbelief when Jules got up in front of the team and made the announcement. It's amazing how well he's held himself together, I think. Everyone else in the team was more emotional than Jules.

Everyone feels just so much for him. He's just held in such high regard for what he's done over the last number of years.

Mortlock said the bad news came just as Huxley's career was taking off following his return to the Brumbies last year after a stint with the Reds.

He's just blossomed so much...And to have this sudden news ... it's not just jeopardising his rugby, it's something that is really jeopardising his health and it's just blown most of the guys away.

Wallabies & Brumbies fullback, Julian Huxley meets some French fans during the Wallabies stay in Montpellier for the RWC 07.
...no, this is not what Diana Ross was singing about...upside down...this is how Backs feel when Forwards tackle them


Brumbies Chief Executive Andrew Fagan said on Tuesday that it was unclear if or when Huxley would play again.

I think it's really too early to say at this point in time.

I think it's going to be a long process of recovery and I think at the moment we're not really talking about football, it's just a matter of ensuring that Julian's health returns.

It is very likely that an operation will be required to remove the tumour but we'll only know for certain once he undergoes some further testing and meets with specialists.

It's on the top of his brain and obviously effects the motor skills. As far as he feels, he doesn't feel ill or sick.

Fagan said the news shook the close-knit club, with team members rallying around the hardworking utility.

He was obviously still in a degree of shock, but he was strong, he was composed and he just wanted to tell his teammates that it was important for him to tell them first and break the news to them directly and he wished them all the best for the rest of the season.

Julian is a great bloke, an important and respected member of this team and of the Canberra community.

Our thoughts and prayers are with Julian and his family and we look forward to his full and speedy recovery.

Although I have given Huxley much grief over the years for being such a pretender...that's not really true. The 'pretender' part.

Well, it is...but I'm feeling benevolent.
I have a 'thing' against Rugby players...people actually...who expect the mountain to come to them. That's just me. I'm perfect.
He's not my type of Rugby player (go get 'em wise) but he is of Rugby blood and he is a good Rugby player.

Huxley made his debut for the Wallabies at Fullback against Wales last year.
Wallabies Fullback Julian Huxley in action during his debut test match Wallabies v Wales match on June 2 2007 in Brisbane. Wallabies won 31-0..and yes that is Stephen 'Omenal' Larkham...<I>sigh</I>...
Wallabies Fullback Julian Huxley in action during his debut test match Wallabies v Wales on June 2 2007 in Brisbane. Wallabies won 31-0..and yes that is Stephen 'Omenal' Larkham...sigh...


His strong international season was crowned with Rookie of the Year honours at the John Eales Medal Award Night (which shocked me at the time) and he went on to play nine Tests.

He made his (then) Super 12 debut with the Brumbies in '02 before heading to Brisbane, where he played for the Reds until returning to Canberra in '07.

Rucks and Rolls says sorry for all the nasty things harmless heckling ever written...because Rucks and Rolls...no...I am truly saddened by this.

Wishing Julian Huxley a full recovery...and hope to see him on a Rugby field in the not too distant future.
...and I promise as Larkham is my silent and unknowing witness...no more heckling.

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The ELVs and The Super 14

February 27th 2008 22:00
No, this isn't Tolkien's unknown 7th book...but Legolas would make a kickass flyhalf...

The Super 14 Rugby Experimental Law Variations

Okay, I haven't mentioned much...nay...nothing about the the ELVs (Experimental Law Variations) other than to write a post about it ages ago when it was first introduced for the now defunct and always doomed, Australian Rugby Championships.

The ELVs are being trialled in the Super 14 and according to the Australian Rugby Union
Spectators and fans will witness a quicker and more exciting brand of rugby in 2008, following a decision by the South African, New Zealand and Australian Rugby Unions (SANZAR) to adopt a range of the Experimental Law Variations (ELVs) for the 2008 Super 14 competition.

I don't really understand the new rules. Well of course I do but I don't understand the reasons as to why they're needed. There's nothing wrong with Rugby the way it is. Well...one thing...but I suppose he had to retire one day...

The primary aim of the ELVs is to keep the ball in play longer, with fewer stoppages and more running Rugby, thereby creating
...a more free-flowing, faster and exciting style of play.

The ELVs supposedly make the game simpler to understand, for players and spectators alike.

Hmmm. Looks to me the primary aim is to make Rugby secondary to League... in the simplifying not the faster and exciting... Sorry League fans
...but I'm not the only one to think so... (post to follow).

Basically the International Rugby Board sees the ELVs as a way to revive the Game after the IRB Chairman, Bernard Lapasset "conceded" that the Rugby played in last year's RWC wasn't up to "a high level".

For the second tournament in succession the final featured no tries. Lapasset said some Pool matches had been entertaining but...
...more tries were needed in the playoff matches to ensure the tournament remained an entertaining spectacle.

Super 14 is the control experiment for the Experimental Law Variations and although the laws are being used at a low level in France, Scotland, Ireland and Wales, there are concerns they will not be "embraced" by the northern hemisphere.

It will be the detailed analysis of the Super 14 that influences the IRB when it meets in November. Then the decision will be made whether (or not) to trial the laws at all levels of the game globally next year...with the decision to make the laws permanent made at the end of 2009.

So far, the reviews for this supposedly "quicker and more exciting way" are mixed.

If this was a movie, the critics would love it, the actors would hate it, the limelighters would love it and it would fail at the box office then do really well on DVD.

The following ELVs have been applied in the 2008 Super 14: (8 in total)

Posts and flags around the field

1. Corner posts will be positioned at the outside junction of the goal line (try line) and the touch line.

What this means:

No freakin' idea.

Kidding.

a). If a player is in possession of the ball and touches a corner post he will not be in touch unless he touches the touchline or the ground beyond the touchline. (so players head can be bashed up against the corner post but he can't pass out, fall and touch the line)

b) If the ball is not being carried by a player and it touches the corner post the ball will not be deemed to be touch in goal (so fingers crossed for a lucky bounce)

Where all the lines are on a Rugby field

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Inside the 22 metre line

2. When a defending player receives the ball outside the 22 metre line and passes, puts or takes the ball back inside the 22, the following can occur;

a) If the ball is then kicked directly into touch, the lineout is in line with where the ball was kicked
(instead of where it landed)

b. If a tackle, ruck or maul is subsequently formed and the ball is then kicked directly into touch, the lineout is where the ball crossed the touch line.

3. Lineout

On a quick throw in, the ball can be thrown straight or backwards towards the defenders goal line, but not forward towards the opposition goal line.

What this means:

I'm not sure seeing as I thought this rule was always the rule.

Breakdown (tackle/post tackle)

4. Players entering the breakdown area must do so through the gate.

What this means:
The breakdown is the precious moments immediately after a tackle and before the ruck is formed.
The gate refers to the 'opening' in the back-middle of the ruck formed by players draped over the ball.
The ruck is formed after a player has been tackled and then released and then gets jumped on by any combination of 3 players from both teams who bind together over the ball and push over to try and gain possession.

Yep. It's kindy-style Stacks On!

5. Immediately the tackle occurs there are offside lines.

What this means:
Depending on the team. If it's an Australian team...they're not offside, they're just eager.
Offside is an imaginary line that players must stay behind. In the tackle case, all players must stay behind the line 'created' by their tackled team mate.

6. The half back should not be touched unless he has his hands on the ball.

What this means:
No gratuitous inflicting of pain. Also goes for the flyhalf.

Scrum

7.The offside line, for players who are not in the scrum and who are not the teams scrum half, is 5 metres behind the hindmost foot of the scrum.

What this means:
No jumping the gun for players who are not involved in the scrum. Stay Back (literally) until the ball gets to you.

Sanctions

8. For all offences other than offside, not entering through the gate and Foul Play, the sanction is a Free Kick.

What this means:
The player got caught. The opposition got lucky.

I only have other thing to say. If the IRB really wanted to make Rugby "...a more free-flowing, faster and exciting style of play"..they'd take the whistles off the Refs.

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George Gregan: Still Too Good in Toulon

February 25th 2008 22:00
Aaah George...Even if you're in all the wrong colours, you're still a glass and a half-back of chocolate goodness...

George Gregan in action during the RC Toulon v Blagnac match (Pro D2 competition) in France on Sat Feb 23rd. Toulon won 34-9.
Where's Stephen when I need him? And why do I sound like Dusk...?


These pics are from the last match played in Toulon on Saturday Feb 23rd...the same night the Brumbies played the Highlanders in Canberra (although the time difference may play havoc with the symbolism...). RC Toulon won the match 38 - 9 (v Blagnac).

George Gregan contemplates the scrum during the RC Toulon v Blagnac match (Pro D2 competition) in France on Sat Feb 23rd. Toulon won 34-9.


As you may or should know, George Gregan left to join RC Toulonnais (also known as RC Toulon or just Toulon) after the Rugby World Cup last year.

RC Toulon is a French professional Rugby Union club based in Toulon in Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur.
They currently play in the second division of domestic French Rugby, the Rugby Pro D2 competition.

Rugby Pro D2, also known as Pro D2, is the second level of domestic Club Rugby in France, below the first division, Top 14 (introduced in 2000)

Although RC Toulon has won the national competition on three occasions (Toulon were Pro D2 champions in 2005), after finishing 14th in the 2005-06 Top 14 season, they were relegated back down...but after signing a number of high profile footballers, the club is working to get back into the Top 14.

George Gregan prepares to feed the ball to the hungry scrum during the RC Toulon v Blagnac match (Pro D2 competition) in France on Sat Feb 23rd. Toulon won 34-9.
Hmm...these guys look hungry...better feed the ball...


Read this post for more info.

Coached by former All Black and fellow Legend, Tama Umaga (who also played), Toulon is currently at the top of the table.

Other legendary names signed by Toulon;
Former All Blacks - Andrew Mehrtens, Anton Oliver
Former Springbok - Victor Matfield

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Subtitled:
Dusk Sees Light at End of Tunnel Vision!


In what seems to be the answer to my sportsfans prayers...there is a possibility that Stephen Larkham could again don a Brumbies jersey and save the day!

Is it true? Did my give-up-chocolate-and coffee-for-a-dayweek sacrifice to the God of Green Tea and Vegetables work?

Stephen Larkham gets carried away by Mark Chisholm and Mark Gerrard after the Brumbies v Crusaders match at Canberra Stadium, on Sat 28 April 2007. The Brumbies whupped the Crusaders ass!


Larkham: the way he should always get carried around...


Alas no. Plus I didn't last an hour.

In what seems like the greatest hope ever dashed since morse code... the Brumbies have "ruled out" grabbing on to the Larkham lifeline, leaving them with the option of cyanide pills if Death by Ass Whupping doesn't work.

The Brumbies are facing a major backline crisis ahead of this Saturday's clash v the Qld Reds with injuries left, right and to their centres (and wings) depleting their reserves.

The Brumbies went into the Highlanders game with Captain Stirling Mortlock, Clyde Rathbone, Adam Ashley-Cooper, Gene Fairbanks and Peter Betham all sidelined, plus rookie centre Anthony Faingaa suffered a serious knee injury during last Saturday's game, which will put him out for 6 weeks

Larkham was sitting on the sidelines last Saturday night, watching his former teammates beat the Highlanders 22-20 and this has led to the speculation that Brumbies Coach, Laurie Fisher would approach his former star playmaker as he (Fisher) struggles to assemble a backline.

Larkham was also seen reading a green and gold Rugby blog dedicated to his magnificence but this led to no speculation. Besides it's a complete fabrication.

While Brumbies fans would love to see Larkham return on a rescue mission (understatement), Fisher said he (Larkham) hadn't done anything since the knee surgery that was his early exit at the RWC (and the reason why we didn't win Bill).

Fisher said;
He's been doing a little bit of rehab but...I don't think that is a possibility.

Fisher also said that, besides the knee, the fact that Larkham was now contracted to another team was "the major stumbling point".

Don't forget the club is paying an inordinate amount of money for him to take the risk of getting injured and getting no value...
Certainly, if I was his new employer I'd be saying no.

Well...did anyone ask Larkham? Or his new employers? Or me?? humph

He's got a point though but I bet if asked, Larkham would jump at it. He doesn't leave for Japan until April so that would give him plenty of time to recover from injury.
Kidding! God, no...no more...his body (faint) has been put through enough.

Still...Larkham, being the Man he is, would do his best, which is always the best, without getting injured...and I'm sure that even though in this competition they are 'enemies', the Qld Reds are Australian and Wallabies and Larkham is our hero.
They would not go out of their way to harm him...which would give him the advantage! Seriously. these guys need to discuss this stuff with me...

Fisher will now have to dig deep around the Brumbies organisation to somehow find a solution to their unfortunate backline position.

It is certainly a lot of injuries in one place and it is a challenge. We are only carrying 31 contracted players so it doesn't leave a lot of choice in selection...I can't recall it ever being too much worse.

We'll look at our contract guys and see what one or two of our academy guys can bring to the table.

Such is the depth of Fisher's problem, he may resort to putting Brumbies #8 Stephen Hoiles at inside centre.
That will certainly be a discussion point

Yep. That's right. Putting a Forward in a Back's role.
...but Hoiles is very versatile and rare in that he can play both positions. Naturally he prefers to play Forward and coaches prefer him there but when ones Backs are up against a wall (to lean on because they can't stand straight)...what's a man to do?

I haven't lost faith. Faith can move mountains.

She's a strong girl.

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Huh. This is something I should have posted before the Super 14 started but, although I had come across this shocking info a few weeks ago, I completely forgot about it...possibly because it was just too shocking and my brain filed it under 'F' for rhymes with rucked.

I am really shocked about this.

Apparently Robbie Deans - the new Wallabies Coach - is still coach of the Crusaders and Brumbies Coach, Laurie Fisher has been the only one to make noise about it.

Fisher, rightly so, says Deans should get his ass to Australia now (just not in those words) and shouldn't be in NZ preparing his team to beat the Brumbies.

Brumbies Coach Laurie Fisher says new wallabies Coach, Robbie Deans should be in Australia now. Deans is still coach of the Crusaders for Super 14 2008.


Fisher (l): "Australia's that way bozo."
Deans: "fush and chups"

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Deans is not expected to move to Sydney until after the Super 14 and Fisher is understandably cautious about sharing ideas or inside information on potential Wallabies with his adversary.

Fisher said;
We will catch up on a personal note (during Crusaders Brumbies matches), but won't be discussing any players' strengths and weaknesses...
After the Super 14 we will be happy to spill the beans and push the case of some of our players.

Last month Deans 'suggested' the four Australian Super 14 coaches (Fisher, Ewen McKenzie, John Mitchell and Phil Mooney) could -and is this the height of bitchiness or what?- "select his Wallabies squad".

Again understandably, Fisher scoffed at that plan because he did not want to divulge secrets about Australian players to someone who is hell bent on beating Australian teams, particularly the Brumbies, for the Super 14 title.

Fisher says that he "wishes Deans had set up in Sydney" before the Super 14 started, instead of still being in charge of a New Zealand team.

I was surprised by that (that he stayed with the Crusaders) and a little disappointed from an Australian perspective...

We would have liked to have him here to tell us how he would have liked to develop our players and the style he wants our players (the Wallabies) to play.

...which is a very polite way of saying...what the hell are the ARU decision makers smoking?

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...gold, green, navy and white are the colours toujours.*

All Blacks and Crusaders Flyhalf Dan Carter is considering his future in New Zealand Rugby and may move overseas when his contract ends this year.

This possible move has been inspired by his desire to become like Stephen Larkham and barring cosmetic surgery and a lobotomy, joining the Brumbies is his best option.

He has also expressed his interest in joining Japanese team Ricoh Black Rams but Japanese Rugby officials vetoed that idea, saying that although everyone knows he (Carter) looks good in all black, it's the Land of the Rising Sun, not the Rising Shirt and the sun shines out of Larkham's class...

Dan Carter. From Super Rugby to Supermodel!


I suppose y'all would like to read the truth now?

...sigh...you're no fun...

Yes Carter has said he is "considering his future" and that his future may "lie outside the rugby-mad nation". Just not for the reasons I've cited but we all know that's the truth anyway.

Carter who is a national hero in his country and is supposedly the best flyhalf in the world - now that Larkham has retired - said the "pressure" associated with being the chief playmaker for the All Blacks was one of his main considerations.

That and his career as an underwear model.

It is tough at times, you know – that expectation to win every game
...and look good bare ass the only thing covered after a bruising game of Rugby.

It’s tough because you are not going to win every one of them. It’s just a matter of winning as many as you can and the right ones.

Dan Carter - a smile as brilliant as his Rugby skills. He's still not Stephen Larkham though....
Winning one from the right...


The 26yo Carter has already played in two World Cups, won two Super 12/14 championships with the Crusaders and was the 2005 International Rugby Board Player of the Year.

Big deal. He's still not Stephen Larkham.

Carter told NZ media;
In a fairytale I would love to still be here in 2011 playing for the All Blacks. That would be a dream...

I come off contract at the end of the year and I suppose it is a matter of weighing up what I want to do. At this point I am just focusing on this campaign, and giving respect to the Crusaders jersey

...and regaining respect for NZ Rugby after the All Blacks choked (again) at last year’s World Cup, losing to France in the quarter-finals.

The ABs' have failed to win a World Cup since 1987 despite or perhaps because of, always going into each tournament as the favourites.

Carter said;
I guess that is the thing about last year...we didn’t win the ones that mattered, which was tough....
But that’s the beauty of sport - things like that can happen and that's why people watch games.

Unfortunately it just happened at the wrong time.

No. It happened at the right time.

I really really dislike Dan Carter.

Not only is he a brilliant Rugby player and getting better every time, he's also a very grounded, sweet and humble guy. Plus I will begrudgingly admit that he is gorgeous okay looking...it's just such a pity he's not a Wallaby/Brumby...

It would be a great loss to NZ Rugby if they let him go, which I sincerely doubt. NZ Rugby is not as stupid as the ARU.
They don't cut their legends off to spite their sportsmanship.


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Matt Henjak: Darth Brawl Gets A New Hope

February 22nd 2008 23:01
This is a continuation of the previous post; Matt Henjak: Western Force's Sith Lord

Disgraced (such a handy word) Western Force player Matt Henjak has been offered a new hope by former Wallabies Coach, Eddie Jones who bears a slight resemblance to Yoda but doesn't have the cool mind trick factor.

According to media reports, Jones says he is "prepared to offer Henjak a chance to resurrect his career in England" should the 26yo be eligible to play in Europe.
Matt Henjak (l) and Eddie Jones in training during the Wallabies end of season tour. London Nov 23 2005


Eddiana Jones and The Lost Cause?
Henjak (l) may not be a lost cause, according to former Wallabies Coach Eddie Jones.
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Jones, soon to become Director of Rugby (a position on par with Air Con Technician for Bicycles. Just kidding) at English club Saracens, said although he supported the ruling of Rugby Western Australia's conduct committee* he was willing to give Henjak another chance.

*(that Henjak should be sacked for attacking teammate Force Winger, Haig Sare at a Perth bar earlier this month)

This is surprising considering Henjak was sent packing by Jones from the Wallabies' 2005 tour of South Africa after an off-field disciplinary issue, becoming the first Wallaby in 40 years to be sent home from a tour. (read original post for reason why)

*caps - test match appearances

Jones said (to the Sydney Morning Herald);
I would give him another chance if the circumstances were right, no hesitation. He deserves the punishment, but still deserves to have a future as a footballer.

Jones said he knew Henjak had a problem with alcohol, but he said he felt Henjak had "turned the corner" and had selected him for the end of season tour the same year he sent him packing.

Matt is essentially a good kid. But it is true, there have been a number of alcohol- related incidents...And I did sense that he had an issue then (in 2005).
We sought to address the problem

...but forgot to stamp it. 3 years later, delivery failure.

Apparently Jones isn't the only one throwing a lifeline Henjak's way. 2 other clubs in England and France have expressed their interest

In other news, Henjak's manager Greg Keenan has begun 'shopping' Henjak around to NRL clubs this week and, as would be expected, received a luke warm response.

However, NRL Chief Executive David Gallop said, that if a club made an approach to Henjak, the league would consider his case.

We certainly want to have a look at addressing the issues that he obviously has got...But at this stage we will wait and see if one our of clubs goes forward with an approach to him.

I wouldn't rule it out (Henjak playing NRL) but we want to know how he is addressing his personal issues
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...which may explain Henjak's current problem.
Some people try Yoga. Some people get drunk and bash up their team mates. Whatever grounds you.

Gallop added;
It's unrealistic to expect that there won't be these types of incidents from time to time - young blokes in any code are going to make mistakes...but Clubs are realising that these matters need to be dealt with appropriately.


Gallop said he was confident NRL clubs were doing enough to stamp out similar alcohol-related incidents.

I think rugby league is doing a reasonable job on that front. The pleasing thing for us is that our clubs have got in and not only stepped up the education of younger players but also where necessary we have seen players penalised, contracts terminated...

Uh huh. And then they get hired by the ARU.

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Sportsfans have probably heard all about the trials and tribulations of Western Force halfback Matt Henjak aka Sith Lord Darth Brawl.

Matt Henjak talks to the media after his contract termination hearing (image on Rucks and Rolls courtesy of Rugby Heaven)


Matt Henjak talks to the media, after being voted off the Sportsmen Behaving Badly series of 'Survivor: Punch Drunk Island' (Halfwit. Dirtyplay. Knockout.)

Henjak: "...and then Jeff said to me 'Matt, the Tribunal has spoken'... and as I was leaving the island, Darth Sidious appeared from nowhere and told me that my journey to the Dark Side is complete..."

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Matt Henjak is a talented Rugby player who at one stage was touted as the Successor to Gregan's halfback throne...and a major thorn in friend Matt Giteau's rosy #9 future.

Henjak was educated at St Edmund's College in Canberra, the same school as Matt Giteau and George Gregan.
In 2001 and 2002 Henjak represented Australia in the under-21 side, as well as later playing for Australia A. He made his Super 12 debut in 2003, playing for the ACT Brumbies.

Henjak made his international debut (as a Wallaby) in 2004, after being called up to the squad when Elton Flatley broke his arm. His first match was against England (in June)where he came off the bench onto the wing with 10 minutes remaining in the game, after Clyde Rathbone was injured.
Seeing no future for himself (where would he 'fit' in a squad that had too many contenders?)...and possibly because his propensity for drunken violence was already known so England was a logical choice ... Henjak went over to England for the latter part of 2004, having a short term stint with Harlequin F.C..

He was signed to the (new) Australian Super 14 team, the Western Force in '05 and this was his chance to show what he could do at #9. Giteau also had moved to the Force but had settled in at #10.
In terms of Rugby selection, this was a good move by both players as they could finally ruck their stuff without the omnipotence of the Great Gods of Rugby -Gregan and Larkham- overshadowing them.
However I will never forgive Giteau for leaving the Brumbies for his 'Jerry Maguire' moment.

So, for those who don't know...what has Henjak done? How has he given into the Dark side? What has been the final straw? Why has his consistently heinous behaviour been covered up? And what's with the stupid haircut?

Henjak's breached the noble code of conduct that the ARU conducts its noble code by and it has been decided by a tribunal that Henjak should have his Western Force Super 14 contract terminated. The deed has been done.

Henjak has a history of alcohol related scandalous behaviour starting with the time he wrestled with his first lawnmower instead of going to the barbers.

In 2004 he was involved in an alleged nightclub 'altercation' in South Africa, in which the 'victim' was secretly paid A$16,000 to drop assult charges.
This was so Henjak could continue playing Super 14 matches in South Africa. More about this later.

In 2005, Henjak wrote his name in the histrionic books, becoming the first Wallaby in 40 years to be sent home whilst on tour.
Then Wallabies Coach Eddie Jones sent him packing from South Africa for a nightclub brawl that involved Lote Tuqiri, Wendell Sailor and Matt Dunning.

Henjak who admitted to throwing ice at patrons in a Cape Town nightclub, received a two-year, two-match suspended sentence and a AU$500 fine.

Tuqiri and Sailor were given a raise. Dunning was given a lifetime pass to Macdonald's.

Sailor and Tuqiri were allowed to stay with the squad but were also given suspended sentences and fined $500, Dunning received the same fine. Truth is these guys tried to stop Henjak from behaving like Lindsay Lohan on a good day but then Henjak turned on them.

It has recently been revealed that there was another incident involving Henjak that had never been made public.
Henjak is alleged to have been involved in an incident in which a Liam O'Meara, son of the former Western Force Chief Executive Peter O'Meara (who resigned on January 18) was injured at a 2006 Christmas party.

Apparently O'Meara snr had wanted to tear up Henjak's contract after the alleged incident but didn't after his son, who was then an employee of Rugby WA, asked him not to.

Another rumored incident alleges that Henjak 'offended' a woman but this was supposedly dealt with internally by his club.

I do not want to take away from the truth of what may have happened in the above instance but I have seen first hand how 'certain types' of females behave with Rugby 'stars'. Henjak does have a girlfriend and he may have, in no uncertain terms told this woman where to go and she decided to take 'revenge'.

Then again, Henjak could have acted like a total pig and in that case, the woman could have deflated his Rugby balls by kicking him where it hurts. His ego. And he immediately suffered an identity crisis..."don't you know who I am?..."

Psst. On the quiet here people. I have read and heard that essentially, Henjak is a "nice kid...just misguided" but I have also been told by someone who used to play Rugby with Henjak that Henjak is and I quote "a little bitch" and "f**ken foulmouthed"....and yes, the last bit was said with a straight face.

Don't tell anyone I told you because my source was also strong with the Force. Besides...at the time of telling, I did think that this volunteered information stemmed from a case of bottled green stuff. Unspoken Jealousy not Absinthe.


The latest incident is the straw that broke the half back.

A drinking session at Perth’s Fremantle Hotel, involving half a dozen Force players resulted in a violent 'altercation' between Force Winger Haig Sare and Henjak, leaving Sare with a broken jaw.

It was found that Henjak "savagely punched Haig Sare when Sare was sitting down vulnerable and unable to defend himself". Sare had to have surgery in a Perth hospital on Monday 18/02 to wire his jaw back together.

Sare received an eight-week ban and A$5,000 fine for his part in the brawl.

After a RugbyWA Conduct Committee recommended Henjak's dismissal (earlier this week), Henjak has been sacked by RugbyWA and the decision has been supported by the Australian Rugby Union.

ARU CEO and windbag, John ONeill said;
The findings and recommendation were clear and well- informed. We are satisfied with this outcome.
He added;
Poor behaviour, and particularly when it relates to serial offenders, will not be tolerated. It is a privilege, not a right, to play the game at the professional level

I cannot believe the hypocrisy of the Idiot O'Neill. Henjak's "poor behaviour" has been tolerated for years...and do not start me on how tolerated Drunken Sailor was and Lotta Tequila is.

According to latest media reports, 3 European clubs are interested in hiring Henjak, with former Wallabies Coach, Eddie Jones also throwing a life-line (see next post).
NRL teams have also expressed their interest. (also see next post).

The 26-year-old Henjak, has said that he was "bitterly disappointed'' by RugbyWA's decision.

...because what? He expected a pat on the back and perhaps a bonus?

Sorry kid. Hate to agree with anything O'Neill says but it is a privilege to play Rugby at a professional level and you've squandered it.

I forgave Henjak for hitting Tuqiri, Sailor and Dunning...in fact I wanted to send him flowers but...now? His behaviour?...Britney Spears looks more in control in comparison.


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20 Facts about Stephen Larkham

February 21st 2008 00:00
Here's a few little known facts about Stephen Larkham.

Stephen Larkham talks to the Australian about what new Wallabies Coach, Robbie Deans should do...seeing as cloning Larkham is not possible. Yet.
No that's not me about to dive in...sheesh...



1. Stephen Larkham's middle name is Omenal.

2. Stephen Larkham once held the contents of my handbag.

3. Stephen Larkham has to carry a special weapon license because he's armed (...and legged and chest-ed, etc...) dangerous. grrr.

4. Stephen Larkham can outfox his shadow. It once caught up to him but after a severe shadow boxing bout, his shadow took an AVO out on Larkham.

5. Dan Carter was once seen coming out of a Cosmetic Surgeon's clinic clutching a photo of Stephen Larkham

6. Stephen Larkham has a genius IQ and would have invented sliced bread if he had been born at the time when bread was just loafing around.

7. The Stephen Larkham tackle bag is a very popular with NZ and SA Forwards. The sand-weighted tackle bag bounces right back. Every time.

Stephen Larkham bounce back tackle bag


8. The term "to do a Larkham" -meaning, to execute a perfect manoeuvre- derives from Larkham's ability to move at the speed of light whilst looking like he's running through molasses.

9. Stephen Larkham's parents were nominated for the Nobel Physiology Prize for creating such a perfect speciman.
*The prize was awarded to DDH's parents.

10. Stephen Larkham is Perfect here.

11. Stephen Larkham once carved his initials on the Webb Ellis Trophy (the Rugby World Cup) and although commonly known as Bill, amongst select circles the trophy is officially known as the Larkham Cup. The officials just don't know that yet.

12. Stephen Larkham has a grandstand named after him (and Gregan) at Canberra Stadium...which means that one can now drape themselves all over Larkham without fear of getting arrested.

13. Stephen Larkham has said in an interview that a Lamborghini is his dream car.

14. Stephen Larkham told me in an interview that the above isn't true.

15. Jonny Wilkinson was once seen skulking out of a mafia Don's lair clutching a photo of Stephen Larkham .

16. South African parents get their children to eat their vegetables and attend Rugby training by saying "...or else Stephen Larkham will kick another drop goal..."

17. Stephen Larkham was nicknamed ****** after the 'named character' in the film 'Weekend at ******'*' because he supposedly was as 'animated' as this character. I hate that nickname but I make lemonade out of lemons so...the nickname just proves he's dead sexy.

18. Stephen Larkham looks great in photos.
18a. There are no semi clothed photos of Stephen Larkham. I've searched. Believe me I've searched.

19. Stephen Larkham in the flesh....phwoooaaaaaarrrrr....
19a. Fully clothed but...the t-shirt and jeans clung in all the right places...

20. Stephen Larkham would be mortified if he ever read this.

Stephen Larkham...mortified at Dusk's facts


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Please note that I haven't allowed truth to get in the way of a good story. Scattered amongst the true facts is a healthy dose of fabrication and partial truth and should be truth.

Now let's see what you picked as the truth:

ALL - Congratulations! You're on my planet...Larkhamania.

Should and Could be Truth:
1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 15, 16

True facts:
2 (he had no choice and hopefully no memory)
6 (bonafide Mensa level)
8 (used often as a description...maybe not as a term per se...)
10 (/10)
11 (the initial carving is true)
12 (the Gregan-Larkham Stand at Canberra Stadium built in their honour)
13 (in 'Open Road' magazine)
14 (I asked him if this was true because it seemed out of character. I was right. He was rushed and said the first thing that came to mind. All this really means is that I know far too much about the Man)
17 (this nickname is ALL wrong. Quiet and humble he may be...but dead he's not. Read interview excerpt here)
18 (uh huh, uh huh)
19 (oh yeah)
20 (Oh. Yeah.)

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3rd image courtesy of...well duh...it says 'who'.

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Brumbies fate on Mortlock's Shoulder

February 20th 2008 21:30
Brumbies Captain Stirling Mortlock has ruled out an early return to the Super 14. When asked when he thinks he will return, he shrugged and this is what happened;
Wallabies captain Stirling Mortlock reacts after missing a penalty kick that could have won their World Cup quarterfinal against England.

Mortlock: "...cos this is Thriller...Thriller night...ow..."

NB. image from RWC '07.

Seriously though...Mortlock is still recovering from shoulder surgery and this does not bode well for the injury plagued Brumbies (both from physical and emotional injury...the loss of Larkham and Gregan are like stab wounds).

This injury crisis is forcing the Brumbies to field their most inexperienced backline ever. Rumour has it that a name change is imminent. Once were Brumbies, now are Foals. Colts was taken.

The Brumbies suffered a major blow with the loss of brilliant (Wallabies and Brumbies) utility back Adam Ashley-Cooper in Round 1's 34-3 loss to the Crusaders in Christchurch.

Ashley-Cooper sustained a "high ankle strain" Syndesmosis in the first half of the match, which is expected to keep him out for 6 weeks.

Syndesmosis: the process by which Sandy changed in 'Grease'...you know...from good girl to...
Source: Dusk's Contradictionary 2008 Edition.


The 23-year-old utility was one of the "ones to watch" in 2007 and was seen as a key figure for the ACT-based team, while Captain and usual outside centre (#13) Mortlock recovered from shoulder surgery.

Mortlock returned to training in Canberra on Tuesday but reconfirmed he won't be back at (unlucky) #13 until the middle of the competition, which is the time Ashley-Cooper is also expected back.

Mortlock said;
A few of the boys today have given me the call to arms but my rehab's on a pretty regimented program and I'll be hopefully progressing as quickly as possible without pushing it too much...

Call to arms? With a shoulder injury?

The shoulder's on track, it's going very well but I don't think there's much reason for me to push it too much.
I would absolutely hate it if I pushed it and did some more damage.

There's no way I want to do that. I want to tick off all the boxes and by the time I'm ready to come back I'm very, very confident that my shoulder will be as good as new.

Ashley-Cooper's loss has been further complicated by a neck injury to inside centre Gene Fairbanks. Complicated because this now leaves Coach Laurie Fisher with a huge hole in midfield. And worse...contemplating the selection of a rookie centre combination.

The dual injury loss means Fisher, already without George Gregan and Stephen Larkham (...sob...) is without his most senior backs - Mortlock, Ashley-Cooper, Fairbanks and permanently injured Clyde Rathbone - for their opening home game this Saturday night against the Highlanders.

Anthony Faingaa and Tyrone Smith (incumbent Captain George Smith's younger brother) Tyrone are being sized up for the centres, which would give the Brumbies their most inexperienced backline of all time.

24yo Tyrone used to play league for the Harlequins RL in the European Super League and also for Australian NRL team Sydney Roosters....although his saving grace is that he played his Rugby in his youth, touring the UK in 2002 with the Australian Schoolboys.
...and it's looking like Tyrone is the likely candidate to wear the unlucky No.13 jersey.

Mortlock said the former league player was making progress in his transition from league.

He's got a bit of class about him but obviously when you're playing in the centres ... coming from league there's a lot to learn...He's been very diligent in learning as much as he can.

The reality of it is when you're a centre in Rugby Union you're directing a lot of multi-phase stuff.
You're the eyes of the team...and hopefully communicating with the team as much as possible.

Fisher is hoping to boost his Forward pack with the hopeful return of Brumbies/Wallabies lock Mark Chisholm (out with a groin injury) and (ex Qld Reds) flanker Mitch Chapman (out with back injury).
Chapman will make his Brumbies debut after missing the first match v the Crusaders.
...he didn't miss much.

Fingers (toes, eyes, roads...) crossed the Brumbies don't miss much either this weekend. Here's looking to a win. Don't quote me.

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LOTEetering on the edge..

February 15th 2008 22:30
aka "Wind Beneath the Winger"
or "Why Would the Force be with Me? I'm No Skywalker. I'm a Waratah"

This story was brought to my attention by a friend who shall remain nameless other than to say once upon a time he was a mental petit mort wordsmith...and a bit of a stirrer so in his Austen Tayshus honour, the 4th title of this post is "Thanks Warrah ta".

I have decided to post the original article because it's...to put it mildly...freakin hilarious! I have added my own 'flavour'. Of course.

from Rugby Heaven

NOT even the presence of the Waratahs' new mascot, Tah Man, could relieve Test winger Lote Tuqiri's anxiety about being high above Sydney yesterday.

The Adventures of Lote Tuqiri and The Tah Man 'Holy story Tahman! Are we super enough for the Super 14?
Super TahMan and his sidekick Lotta Tequila


The Adventures of Super TahMan and his Wingkick (wingman sidekick), Lotta Tequila.
Episode 1: 'When I Said I Want To Get High I Didn't Mean This Way...'

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The unveiling of Tah Man, who will parade along the sideline at Waratahs matches this season, involved a group of players joining their mascot at the top of Sydney Tower. In blustery rain and high winds, Tah Man led Tuqiri and co onto the Skywalk.

The novelty of the fantastic views soon wore off, however, when an excited Tah Man, who boasts a voice similar to The Simpsons' Duff Man, began jumping around the small platform.

...let that not be the highlight of the season for the Waratahs.

Tuqiri put a hand on Tah Man and provided him with some wise advice. "It was pretty hairy up there …
(referring to his mangy dreadlocks and 3 year stubble)
...it was cold and windy, and I had two hands on the railing the whole time," Tuqiri said after being helped back to solid ground.
Oh good. Tuqiri might now learn the value of always having 2 hands on the ball.

"That's why I told Tah Man to calm down. Slow down. He was jumping up and down on the platform. Tah Man was going crazy up there. I said to Tah Man, 'Chill out. Chill out. Leave all that to the footy field'."

But Tuqiri said he would call upon Tah Man during the year to help him out with super-human advice, especially when he needed to psych up fellow backs.
In his role of back-line leader this season, Tuqiri will be expected to provide guidance and direction to one of the lesser experienced of the Super 14 attacks.
Let me just explain why Tuqiri is the back-line leader. Shocking as it seems, Tuqiri is now the Waratah with the most experience in a team that is now more raw than a freshly scraped knee.

Ladies and Gentleman...introducing the NSW Rawatahs.

"Just as long as Tah Man stays in the suit, he will really get the players pumped," Tuqiri said. "The leadership I will handle my way.
I'm probably more of an action man than one who makes crazy speeches. But if someone needs a hand, I'm certainly happy to help them out."

I'm sure Sam Norton-Knight will vouch for this...Tuqiri gave him a hand last year... Please click on link to refresh your memory.

According to Tah Man, the inspiration for his arrival to save the Waratahs was former Wallabies coach Dave Brockhoff.
"Brock put out the call that the Tahs needed something extra, something special in 2008. That something extra is Tah Man," Tah Man said with typical humility.

Did someone say Tah-get? Tah-ed and quartered? Tah-nish? I could go on...

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Was just doing a usual Rugby worldwide search (aka what's Stephen Larkham doing today? Doling out advice? Training? Being wise? Showering... the pretenders how it's done?...) when I found this clip from a long long time ago...

This happened during the (Aug 7th) 2004 2nd Bledisloe Cup match, played in Sydney and was a thing of beauty. Carlos Spencer was the flyhalf (#10) for the All Blacks at that time and is currently running a department store in partnership with a Marx brother.

Please don't quote me. Yes I made it up. No it's not that funny. Yes I'm an idiot. No I don't know where Carlos is now.
Sportsfans will recall that Spencer's nickname around this time was King Carlos. shaKing Carlos more like it.

Stephen Larkham shows Carlos Spencer who's Boss, during the Aug 7th 2004 Tri Nations Bledisloe Cup match (image courtesy of Getty Images)


Stephen: "what's at stake here Carlos?"
Carlos (cowering): "My tenderloin?"



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Actually I've been waiting for this clip to surface and I don't really know why it's surfaced now, almost 4 years later but it has. Yay for my lazy ass. I know I have this match on tape. I've watched this bit many times. What does this say about me? Huh? What? I'm a peaceful gal. Ask my boxing trainer.



The other 2 getting into it are (current) AB lock Ali Williams and (then) Wallaby lock Justin Harrisson. The only reason they got into it was because locks are always the first to bolt into a fight. They're not very low key...and Ali thinks he's the Greatest.

It was strange to see Larkham lose his famous cool like that. Admittedly what he did was slightly annoying...that not releasing the ball when in touch thing but Carlos shoved him. The big naff ponce pansy boy.
Of course Larkham reacted the way he did but get this...prior to this little altercation, all bets would have been on Carlos if the question had been 'Who Would Win The Flyhalfweight Belt?'
Apparently Carlos grew up in a 'tough' area so was considered...well...tough. Ha.

Who's your daddy now Carlos?

The Wallabies won this match 23-18.
Alas, we didn't win the Bledisloe as the All Slacks (whoops. sorry. typo.) won it in '03 and we needed to win both Bledisloe matches and we lost the first one 7-16.

Oh well. The Bledisloe Cup isn't everything. And I don't write much about Stephen Larkham.

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Super 14 2008 is almost here...

January 27th 2008 22:15
...and I really don't seem to care. For the first time in 12 years...I. Really. Don't. Care.

Of course that will all change once the season starts! My love of Rugby will win...despite the loss of Rugby's greatest personalities.
I'm still trying to come to grips with not ever seeing Gregan and Jeremy Paul in Brumbies and Wallabies colours again. Even Mortlock won't be there to start with.

...and please don't start me on missing out on what my greatest Rugby viewing pleasure has been...

The Brumbies...and the Mightiest Brumby of them all


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Fixtures (match dates) will be up soon.

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Gorgeous Hunk of a Man courtesy of Stephen Larkham...sigh....

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Geddit? "flyhalf"? "pivotal"?? Ahh sheesh...

Continuation from previous post. Larkham has been busy doling out advice to his former team mates (former...sob...) and to new Wallabies Coach Robbie "Why didn't the All Blacks want me?" Deans.

The previous post was about Larkham's general advice regarding the Wallabies but here we find out what he specifically said about the position that he made his own. And which should be renamed the Larkham. Just because... Of course there will never be another Perfect 10. They're all Great Pretenders....

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Stephen Larkham has urged new Australian coach Robbie Deans to experiment with his options at pivot, saying he believes it is "dangerous" to settle on one man for the job.

Stephen Larkham at yet another press conference
...replacing me is impossible but we can't all be Perfect 10s...


The retired 102-Test veteran, who signed with Japanese side Ricoh Black Rams last week, had plenty of advice for the new Wallaby coach...especially about how to fill the void left by his departure.

I'm still waiting for my advice.

He said that with all the options Robbie Deans has available to him at No.10, it would be "criminal" not to try out all of the contenders and establish some depth in the pivotal position.

"dangerous"? "criminal"? Robbie???

Larkham said (in an interview with The Australian):
To have stability in that position is quite important, particularly for the success of the side, but because there is so much competition there at the moment, I think you've got to experiment to a certain extent

This is probably one good year to experiment but you can't leave it too late to get ready for the World Cup

Larkham also said that the likes of Matt Giteau, Julian Huxley and Berrick Barnes should all be given a chance to play at pivot.
...And then you've got exciting young talent like Kurtley Beale and Quade Cooper coming through

At this stage it looks like the #10 position will be shared between Matt Giteau (exceptional player who tends to 'freeze' at this position)...and Berrick Barnes who did perform well when he was thrown in to the deep end...'blooded' at the World Cup last year after Larkham succumbed to a knee injury.

However, it is widely believed that, had Larkham been able to play in the Wallabies' World Cup quarter-final clash with England, the Wallabies could have...would have won the game.

Larkham pointed out that this wasn't criticism of Barnes, but when the stakes are high... there is no substitute for Larkham experience.

Berrick did a fantastic job for the amount of time he had training with the team. We do tend to play around certain players, around George [Gregan] and me, and, obviously, I wasn't playing....But a lot of things on the day didn't go our way.

Quarter-finals are always difficult games for Australia, and some of the refereeing decisions went against us. ...We were also a little shell-shocked by England. It was incredibly frustrating watching from the sideline, not being able to do anything about it.

...dreams are free and because Larkham didn't play...we will always be free to dream about what would have happened if he wasn't knee deep in misery.

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Larkham Tells Deans to Mix It Up

January 24th 2008 22:00
...to create a winning formula.

Stephen Larkham has told new Wallabies coach Robbie "I'm always going to be a Kiwi" Deans to take full advantage of "the imminent emergence of a new crop of test stars" and experiment with them in his first two years in the job.

No this doesn't mean that Deans should go all Dr Frankenstein on the players nor is Larkham giving him advice on how to spice up his sex life.

....BUT if Robbie Deans knows what's good for him, he'll listen to (drum roll please)-

Larkham: the Coach Maker ...even if "imminent emergence" sounds like a load of platitudinal codswallop.

Hey. I may have made Larkham the apotheosis of Rugby but that doesn't mean I wear rose coloured glasses. Couldn't ogle him properly then....

Stephen Larkham holds a press conference, 11 September 2007 in Montpellier, southern France, five days ahead of the rugby union World cup match Wales vs. Australia in Cardiff, Wales
...I'm just saying that if he listens to me he'll go far...hopefully back to NZ...


Larkham, said Deans should develop the depth of options he would need for the 2011 World Cup now;

I would trial a few players in positions before the next World Cup, and I would do that over next two years when you don't really think of the World Cup.
You only do that until about two years before

The 102-test Veteran and Gorgeous Hunk of a Man (official title) predicted "fierce competition" in the back line, with the the halfback, five-eighth, inside-centre and fullback slots the most open, the latter due to Chris Latham's move to Worcester at the end of the Tri Nations.

...And depending on [the future of] Stirling Mortlock, the outside-centre slot is, too. But I still see him as the No.1 outside-centre in the world. So if he is there, I would see him holding his spot

Larkham also stressed that this year was vital for the Wallabies.

This will be a rebuilding year for Australia and the appointment of Robbie Deans will be quite significant...There will be a changing of the guard and a lot of new players coming through.
It will be interesting to see who Deans has his coaching team and what is the team make-up.

Maybelline? Max Factor? he he I'm an idiot.

Larkham also offered some advice to the "fringe" Wallabies, should Deans use the next two years to trial positions and combinations.

The 2011 World Cup is a long, long way off....If you don't get as many Tests as you would wish, don't give up.
Learn as much as you can in the next couple of years to get every chance for the World Cup.

Truth is...Larkham and Gregan should be studied, well not them but their attitudes, to their chosen fields of excellence. They never let the down times get them down. They used bench time to learn and they worked for their positions.

The Rugby Legend said there was one thing he would miss in international retirement:

Getting to play with youth … seeing young guys try and make it in Test footy, watching guys like Matt Giteau come from nowhere and succeed

...plus the pages of posts dedicated to his existence. That'll never change.

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Springboks Historical New Coach

January 23rd 2008 22:30
PETER de Villiers has been named the first black coach of Rugby World champions South Africa.

Peter de Villiers Springboks Coach


Apologies for the 'cut and paste' but this article has some interesting points that I knew nothing about. I'm not lazy. I'm just not here.

from The Courier Mail

The 50-year-old South Africa under-21 coach succeeds Jake White, who guided the Springboks to victory in the World Cup final against England in Paris in October.

"Peter has created history today by becoming the first black person to coach the Springboks," SARU president Regan Hoskins said overnight.

"He is a strong leader and a coach with a proven track record. We trust that the rugby fraternity will support him and the team as we embark on an exciting new phase of our proud rugby history."

White departed in acrimonious circumstances when he criticised the South African Rugby Union (SARU) for not allowing him time to consider staying on.

The SARU said White had already made it clear that he did not want to continue in the role.

De Villiers followed White's route to the job by also leading the under-21s to the IRB title in 2005.

He was chosen from a shortlist of four candidates that also included 1995 World Cup winner Chester Williams, Springbok backline coach Allister Coetzee and Bulls Super 14 coach Heyneke Meyer.

Meyer was the main rival to De Villiers.

He is the most successful South African provincial coach of the post-isolation era - and favourite for the job among players. Meyer received 77 percent of a vote among 258 members of the South African Rugby Players' Association (SARPA).

However De Villiers's promise as a coach who could increase the speed of transformation of a largely white team weighed just as strongly in his favour with SARU, Hoskins said.

"I want to be honest with South Africa and say that the appointment was not entirely made for rugby reasons," Hoskins said.

"We as an organisation have made the appointment and taken into account the issue of transformation very very seriously when we made it. I don't think that tarnishes Peter - I'm just being honest with our country."

De Villiers said: "You dream of being a Springbok player and if you can't be a player you dream of being a Springbok coach and that has become a reality for me now.

"I am very privileged to be in this position of taking over a great squad of players but this is where the hard work begins. To make wholesale changes would be stupid."

De Villiers comes to the job with more coaching experience than his predecessor White.

He coached amateur club rugby for 10 years before taking on a succession of roles with SARU.

He won the IRB Under-21 title in Argentina in 2005 and finished second to the hosts in France a year later and last year coached the Emerging Springbok side to the IRB Nations Cup title in Romania. He also had two seasons coaching the Falcons in the Currie Cup.

De Villiers's first test match in charge is against Wales in Bloemfontein on June 7.

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Wallabies back Mark Gerrard trained for four years to play at the World Cup but it took just one tackle for his dream to turn into a nightmare.

Mark Gerrard being helped off the field after the Wallabies v Japan RWC match


from The Age

...So it comes as some surprise to hear the skilful utility describe his heart-breaking knee injury in the tournament opener in France as a "blessing in disguise".

Despite being resigned to missing the start of the Super 14 at the time, Gerrard is now in peak shape, champing at the bit to play two Brumbies trials and grab the vacant fullback role.

The stunning recovery has come following a decision to bypass surgery and spend six weeks, non-stop, in a leg brace after tearing ligaments after one minute on the field and one touch against Japan.

It's allowed Gerrard to enjoy his best pre-season with the Brumbies and see him trim down to 100kg, down from 107kg this time last year when sent home from a Wallabies camp for being unfit.

"I'm raring to go," he told AAP. "The knee has held up really, really well.
"I've lost four or five kilos so I'm really looking forward to it. "I was so far behind the eight ball this time last year it wasn't funny.

"I've taken this injury as a blessing in disguise. I look back now and I know you can't be in that shape and be a professional footballer."

Although only 25, Gerrard enters the 2008 season as the Brumbies senior back following the retirements of George Gregan and Stephen Larkham and injuries to Stirling Mortlock and Clyde Rathbone.

Shoulder surgery to skipper Mortlock, sidelining him until round seven or eight, makes the backline a jigsaw puzzle for coach Laurie Fisher heading into the competition opener against the Crusaders in Christchurch on February 15.

Incumbent fullback Adam Ashley-Cooper is the likely replacement at outside centre, opening up No.15 for either Gerrard or Julian Huxley.

The decision, though, could well come down to how young playmaker Christian Lealiifano performs at five-eighth in trials against NSW (February 1) and Hurricanes (February 8).

Huxley prefers fullback and has played his best rugby at No.15 but proved himself a quality five-eighth while standing in for Larkham last year.

Gerrard has played just six of his 58 games for the Brumbies at fullback and was never considered for the role last year due to his lack of fitness, something that isn't an issue in 2008.

"I'd like to play 15," he said.

"You've got a free rein and more of a chance to spread your wings."

Liking what he's seen, Fisher says he needs Gerrard to deliver his best season for the new-look Brumbies but is none the wiser whether he'll deliver it wearing jersey 15 or 11.

"You know that Hux will be on the park, you know that Ashley-Cooper will be on the park, you that Gerrard will be on the park but where they'll be will depend a lot on how other blokes go and then what the best make-up is," he said.

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George is (still) Brumbies Captain!

January 21st 2008 22:30
Okay so it's not the George but by George..it's still a good George...

Flanker George Smith has been appointed Captain of the ACT Brumbies for the start of the 2008 Super 14 season.

George Smith leads by Brumbies example


The 27-year-old will fill in as skipper in the absence of Stirling Mortlock, who is recovering from shoulder surgery (and this pic shows why Mortlock is permanently injured!)

Why Stirling Mortlock has a permanent shoulder injury


Smith, who was linked to the Brumbies captaincy since last year already, is no stranger to leadership at all. Apart from being the current vice-captain of the Wallabies, he also led his team to four victories in six Super 14 matches last year and is relishing taking charge once again.

It's always an honour to lead the Brumbies. To have the confidence of your team-mates to captain the side is very humbling.

It's disappointing not to have Stirlo (Mortlock) on the field for the first few games but our challenge is to set our season up in the initial weeks for when he returns.

A lot of what Smith achieves during his brief tenure as a leader depends on how well the Brumbies have prepared in the pre-season. The Brumbies first trial match is against the Waratahs in Gosford on February 1.

They meet the Crusaders in Christchurch in their season opener.

A confident Smith said;
We've had an excellent pre-season block so far and everyone is really excited about the beginning of the season.
The support we've received from our supporters already has been overwhelming and we can't wait for the season to start.

Equally confident about the season ahead and Smith's leadership was Brumbies coach Laurie Fisher.

We have no hesitation in offering George the captaincy in Stirling's absence. George is a player who has always led the side by his actions, irrespective of whether he's captain or not.

We appreciate that this may not necessarily be a role that he is looking to occupy on a full-time basis but on the occasions that he has led both the Brumbies and the Wallabies he's done a first-class job

...it's nice to have a George as Brumbies Captain again...would be nicer to have the big (gre) Gun half back...

Hope Stirling recovers soon but as a die-hard Brumbies fan, am happy that Smith is Captain.

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More Rugby Quotes (& Elizabeth Taylor)

January 20th 2008 22:30
...they just never end...it's Rugby. Not just a bloody game....
Quotes taken from *Greg Growden's book 'It's Not Just A Bloody Game':

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I'm sure regular R&R readers will know why this one interested me...

We knew that we had to be prepared for anything when playing against South Africa...even genitals aren't safe

Stephen Larkham

Stephen Larkham laughing at some brilliant Rugby quip


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I prefer Rugby to soccer. I enjoy the controlled violence of Rugby...except when they bite each other's ears off

Elizabeth Taylor, whose "controlled violence" as Martha in 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf' won her the 1966 Best Actress Academy Award

Liz Taylor's Oscar winning controlled violence performance as Martha, was thanks to Rugby


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For an 18-month suspension, I feel I probably should have torn it off. Then at least I could say, 'Look, I've returned to South Africa with the guy's ear.'
South Africa's Johan le Roux after biting the ear of All Black Sean Fitzpatrick.

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John Eales is a guy who can run, jump, catch, pass, tackle, kick goals, play a square cut on the cricket field and post around 11 seconds for the 100 metres.
the late Bob Templeton, former Wallabies Coach (71-81), on exactly why Eales was 'Nobody'...because "Nobody's perfect!!!"

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It was just a bloody disaster. You're back behind the goal line thinking what the headlines in the paper the next day, will be. You're seeing photos of everyone in the team and the headline 'Woeful Wallabies'. It's not good.
John Eales, when the All Blacks took a 24-0 lead over the Wallabies after just 8 minutes of the 2000 Sydney Bledisloe. At the end...the Wallabies lost respectably at 39-35..and the media was kind.

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I remember coming back from training one day and Simon Poidevin was talking to a priest. I thought...this was going to be some rough encounter because there's Poido getting the last rites before the test's even started
Phil Kearns -legendary witty Wallabies Captain and Hooker (and hunk!) before his first test. The priest was Poidevin's friend

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Rugby is a game for big buggers. if you're not a big bugger, you get hurt. I wasn't a big bugger but i was a fast bugger and therefore I avoided the big buggers.
Spike Milligan

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Good big blokes are better than good little blokes. Then again, good little blokes are better than dud big blokes. And dud big blokes should play something other than Rugby
Bob Dwyer, former Wallabies Coach.

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Ballroom dancing is a contact sport. Rugby is a collision sport
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Bulls coach Heyneke Meyer

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Ahhh Rugby...what a game.

To play, one must not only be faster than a speeding Bull...more powerful than a loco opposition Forward....be able to leap tall locks in a single bound...look! up in the sky!...it's a plane, it's a bird...it's nothing. Look at the ground idiot. This is Rugby.

Where was I? right...one also needs to have a way with words. Equipped to play...

First up...from the mouth of a LeGGend...in happier times of course;

Four more years, boys.



A very cutting comment from George Gregan, the then Australia Rugby Captain, near the end of their semi-final win over the All Blacks in the RWC '03, as New Zealand head for yet another defeat in the global tournament. In '07...it's 4 more years again.


From RWC '07 comes these wise(cracking) words...or words of wisdumb;

Sort of desolate, decayed, the smell of - I don't want to dramatise it - but death, you know. That is what it feels like, no-man's-land, and it is not a nice place to be.

All Black's hooker Anton Oliver on the dressing-room mood after defeat to France in the Rugby World Cup.
Anton Oliver


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It doesn't matter whether it's cricket, rugby union, rugby league - we all hate England. It's time to get square and knock them off in Marseille."
ARU chief executive John O'Neill gave England their motivational boost to defeat Australia in the World Cup quarter final.
ARU CEO John O'Neill


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Remember the look in the eyes of the Aussies and the Kiwis yesterday - I don't want to see that here.
South Africa captain John Smit addresses his players as Fiji draw level in the Rugby World Cup and threaten another World Cup quarter-final exit. It worked...they won the RWC '07.
Springboks Captain Jon Smit hoists Bill RWC '07


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You blindfold yourself and spin around for 10 times and then open your eyes and try to chase it down.
Canada coach Ric Suggitt on preparing to play against Fiji's expansive attacking style.

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If we have to play against New Zealand, I'll explain it like this. To win, their 15 players have to have a diarrhoea and we will have to put snipers around the field shooting at them and then we have to play the best match of our lives.

Argentina second row Juan Martin Fernandez Lobbe on a potential match-up against the All Blacks (in hindsight, beating them wasn't so hard).

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I'd like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom
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Nick Easter after England silenced the doubters with their quarter-final win over Australia.

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And now the Classics;

No leadership, no ideas. Not even enough imagination to thump someone in the line-up when the ref wasn't looking.
J.P.R. Williams in 1984 on Wales losing 28-9 against Australia.

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We've lost seven of our last eight matches. Only team that we've beaten was Western Samoa. Good job we didn't play the whole of Samoa.
Welsh rugby star Gareth Davies in 1989.

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Remember that rugby is a team game; all 14 of you make sure you pass the ball to Jonah.

An anonymous fax to the New Zealand rugby team in 1995 before they went out to play England - a game in which Kiwi Jonah Lomu became a rugby legend.

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In 1823, William Webb Ellis first picked up the ball in his arms and ran with it. And for the next 156 years forwards have been trying to work out why
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Sir Tasker Watkins dryly summed up the game in 1979.

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Grandmother or tails, sir?
To Princess Anne's son Peter Phillips, Gordonstoun School's rugby captain, for his pre-match coin-toss preference from an anonymous rugby referee in 1995.

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Tuqiri's Crying Game...

January 18th 2008 22:40
Obviously worried that he hadn't had any headlines in the past month, Lotta Tequila has had this to say about Chris Latham leaving.

Lote Tuqiri contemplating life without Larkham, Gregan and Latham to make him look good...
damn...Larkham, Gregan and now Latham. Might have to do some work now...


from The Courier Mail

LOTE Tuqiri says it would be a crying shame if Chris Latham's move to England this year triggered an exodus of Wallabies to cashed-up overseas clubs.

Crying? There's no crying in Rugby.

Latham yesterday accepted a rich two-season deal with Worcester after rejecting Australian Rugby Union's incentive-based offer.
Many South African and New Zealand internationals, including All Blacks Dougie Howlett, Rico Gear, Luke McAlister, Carl Hayman and Chris Jack have opted for the money and moved abroad and Tuqiri hopes Australians don't follow suit.

"It (Latham's move) might start a trend," Tuqiri said.
"There's a few guys coming off contract and I don't know how their negotiations are going with the franchises and the ARU. It will be interesting.

"If people want to play hardball, I guess there is that option to go overseas.
"A few world-class players (including Wallabies captain Stirling Mortlock next season) are coming off contract and it will be interesting to see what happens.
"You don't want to see those guys go prematurely."

Tuqiri said new Wallabies coach Robbie Deans would face a difficult time replacing Latham after he presumably plays his last Test in September against the All Blacks in Brisbane.

"Latho's been a bloody great servant," he said.
"He always shows heart and passion and drive when it comes to pulling on that green and gold."

Tuqiri didn't doubt Latham could get better after watching the 2006 John Eales medallist excelled at the recent World Cup in France, despite missing the domestic campaign after a knee reconstruction.

"There are certainly some young guys coming through the ranks. I guess we'll pick up the slack somewhere," he said.
"But he's a massive loss. He showed in the World Cup, that he's one of the best No. 15s in the world."

Tuqiri has discussed an interest in playing fullback with the NSW Waratahs' new backs coach Todd Louden.
'I actually wouldn't mind," the star winger said.

"Playing in the back three . . . it's pretty much the same; you're sort of going across field and working as a pendulum and things like that.

"I'd obviously have to pick up my kicking skills, but I wouldn't mind having a crack at it."

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Why The ARUseless let Latham Go

January 18th 2008 22:35
Carrying on from the previous post...and you can take that whichever way you wish...

It may seem that the ARU is quite happy to let its star players go because of what seems like star players "show me the money" attitude. Now, non sportsfans -non RUGBY fans- won't understand why I and others like me find it perfectly acceptable that Rugby players get paid the money they do.

That's okay. I simply do not understand why actors get paid squillions to pretend to be someone else. To my simple mind, actors are empty vessels or sponges and need to be fundamentally insecure in order to convincingly be someone else entirely. The more insecure the person the better the actor? Not sure how Meryl Streep figures in my theory but...there you go.

Rugby players deserve to get paid the money they do because they play as themselves, mind, body and spirit. What seems like mindless violence to the uninitiated, is a physically and mentally demanding pursuit of perfection.

Rugby players also have short career spans (physically speaking) and sure, the money they earn may be put to better use humanitarian wise...but like Jolie and Gates, they do what needs to be done..but without the fanfare.

Right...that's enough of that. I'm not here to debate why Sport is an integral part of our lives. Plus I don't understand Beckham mania.

This article from The Courier Mail will make you see Red*...

NEW Wallaby coach Robbie Deans failed in a last-ditch bid to keep Chris Latham in Australian rugby because the fullback had no alternative but to finish his career in England.

*Chris Latham plays with the Queensland Reds

Chris Latham: telling the ARU where to go...
Chris Latham: telling the ARU where to go...


Deans, despite only being in the job since last Friday, moved swiftly to tempt the world-class weapon into staying beyond 2008, only to meet a dead-end.
Australian Rugby Union high-performance manager Pat Howard revealed...that it was at Deans's instigation that a final call was put to Latham's manager.

"It was a final chat but Chris had made his call, no doubt a hard one, and one we now wish him well with," Howard said of Latham's deal with Worcester Warriors.

It was a dead-end of the ARU's own making months ago because the salary-cutting stamp of chief executive John O'Neill meant the offer to Latham was only ever modest.

O'Neill has a "financial stability" agenda – hosing down the player salary spiral which ran out of control with Lote Tuqiri.

The stench to it is that a player in regular trouble off the field gets the cookies when a 10-year Wallaby with an unblemished record of performance does not.

I cannot even begin to tell you how I disgusted I am about all of this. And this...

The ARU's judgment that he (Latham) will be a fading star in two years, as measured by a sizeable contract downgrade in its offer, clearly rankles with the 78-Test fullback.

Latham was definitely seeing Red...
Rugby has never been treated as a job by me...It's a passion of mine and now I get to share that a lot longer with my family in Europe.
The (ARU) offer was incentive based. I really didn't think I needed incentives to play rugby. I never have.

If I ever went home thinking rugby was a job, I'd quit. It's not the reason I'm quitting here – it's time to move on and get some fresh goals

This is definitely not to do with money. Obviously the (Worcester) money is good but had I been offered the same (ARU) amount I was on this year for the next few (2009-10) I certainly would have stayed...
So it is disappointing that no agreement was reached here. I'm not bitter, angry or disappointed. It's the facts of life and you get on with it

Latham is eyeing off two huge career finales at Suncorp Stadium in 2008. His last Super 14 game for the Reds will be against arch rival NSW Waratahs on May 17, and his sign-off for the Wallabies (could be) the Bledisloe Cup blockbuster on September 13.

Pat Howard said the Fullback would be free to go abroad after that Test because of his service, rather than being required to meet his full contract term to December 31, 2008.

...And I really really hope Latham kicks some serious butt before he leaves.

As he said;
I firmly believe I'm yet to play some of my best, consistent rugby..I'm not an oldie at 32 and I know my body will hold up

Unlike the ARU's integrity.

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I really don't understand what the ARUseless is doing. That's nothing new I suppose and who really does understand the way of mice pretending to be men?

The decisions they have made recently...what do they do? eeenie, meenie, miney, mo...let's get rid of Latho? He's only our best Fullback...

Chris Latham; Australia' highest capped Fullback and former John Eales Medal Award winner
Chris Latham: wins awards, wins matches but doesn't win ARU support


Chris Latham - the Wallabies 2nd highest try scorer (David "how does my hair look?" Campese still in the lead) and winner of the 2006 John Eales Medal- has signed a 2 year, multi million dollar contract with English Club, Worcester Warriors.

Latham will play the 2008 Super 14 season with his beloved Qld Reds and may still play the 9 match domestic and Tri-Nations Test season before heading off to Worcester in September.
Latham has played 110 games for Queensland and 78 Tests for Australia.

Despite having a horror of a year last year, undergoing knee reconstruction surgery (he ripped his anterior cruciate ligament in '07 pre-season training) and missing out on the Super 14 season, Latham made a remarkable recovery to be included in the Rugby World Cup squad. He more than proved his value to Australian Rugby.

So why then has the ARU allowed him to find greener pastures? Because of Gold...

Latham says he would never have "contemplated looking elsewhere" if his current contract with the Super 14 outfit and ARU had been matched.

Latham said;

Had I been offered the same amount of money I was on this year for the next few years I would definitely have stayed in Australia....So it has been pretty disappointing that we couldn't come to an agreement.
...but I believe in myself and I have a lot of good years left playing top- level rugby.

It's quite easy to label people at 32 and say they're getting old but I think in rugby years I'm very young. I know that I can improve.

Unfortunately, when people see dollars in the paper that's all they seem to read and forget about everything else which is disappointing because it has definitely never been about the money.

It has been reported that Latham will collect more than $2million for his stint at Worcester but he has denied reports that he was on a multi-million dollar deal with the rich UK rugby club.

I can confirm that I have signed but the financial side of things that have been reported that's way out.

Latham also said that he is feeling fit and match ready;

I've been able to work fairly hard on that since the World Cup and am obviously very confident now.
I did have last season out, but that's the only injury that's kept me out over a long period of time. I know my body can hold up.
Before I get to Worcester I want to put enough time into my fitness and make sure I get the skills right

This is really not boding well for The Wallabies new Coach, Robbie Deans. It is understood that he tried his best to convince Latham to stay. (post to follow)

Latham's Reds team mate (openside flanker #7) and good friend, David Croft said the Reds are determined to send out the Fullback out a winner in his final Super 14 season. Although saddened by Latham's decision, Croft said he (and the Reds) understood;

He means so much to the team and the state..."We will be digging deep to find something to send him off on a high...
It's very sad, he's a guy that you just expect to be there year in, year out but people move on and we understand he's got to do what's best for his family and career.

The Reds did it tough without Latham in 2007. They collected their first wooden spoon after Latham missed the Super 14 season due to his knee injury.

Croft also said;

It's going to feel fairly hollow for a while without him, he provides so much energy for our side...He might be one of the oldest blokes going around, but he is like a spring chicken every day at training for us!!

So many games we have played in which we were down and out he has got the ball, done something freakish and won us the game - you can't replace guys like that unfortunately

Is anyone listening?
ARU - the deafinition of stupidity.

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Stephen Larkham: Sweet as Pied Piper...

January 17th 2008 22:00
Well...thank God for Stephen Larkham.

Just saying...if not for him, I wouldn't have anything to ogle blog about. He's been out of action for a long time but he's back! With lots of news!! he's going!!!...and yes I do know that this is supposed to be a blog about Rugby Union.

Larkham's been busy...not only confirming that he's off to become a Samurai and thus determining the theme* of Rucks and Rolls this year but also "imploring" other Wallaby greats to not be lemmings. Sigh...everyone wants to be just...lark'um...

Stephen Larkham and Stirling Mortlock: Defenders of the Universe...oh okay...the Bledisloe Cup.
Stay and defend this Noble Cup Stirling. My work here is done...


from SMH

Wallabies great Stephen Larkham has implored Test skipper Stirling Mortlock to play on in Australia and not follow him to Japan after the playmaker finally sealed his future on Wednesday.

The 102-Test five-eighth was declared the biggest-name signing in the history of the Japanese game when he announced a career-ending three-year contract with Ricoh.

There is no foundation to the rumour that a temple is being constructed in Larkham's name.

A second Brumbies back could challenge for that honour later this year with fears of Mortlock joining him in the land of the rising sun if the Australian Rugby Union falls well short of a massive contract on offer in Japan.

Stirling Mortlock pleading with Stephen Larkham to teach him how to be as great as Larkham


Stirling (r); "Come on Steve...let me follow in your footsteps..."
Stephen: "No Stirling. The path I tread I must tread alone. There can be only One...besides, I am the reason for Rugby-ing. So Dusk says and the sun sets with her."
Stirling: "...but Steve...I look great in this singlet..."
Stephen: "Stirling effort. Still not me though are you?"

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Mortlock has spoken of his desire to play on in Australia beyond 2008 but Brumbies coach Laurie Fisher said it all depended on whether the ARU came to the party financially.

"(Mortlock) says he wants to stay but there's more to it than wanting to stay, Latham wanted to stay and didn't get the offer he wanted," Fisher said.

Chris Latham has announced he'll depart Australian Rugby this year (post to follow) and Larkham's plea comes out of a fear that Australian Rugby may be "crippled" with a mass exodus of senior players.

What is the ARU doing??? What makes the ARU think that they are in a position to play games?? Bloomin' pencil pushing morons.

Stephen Larkham training Chris Latham on the Art of Being Larkham


Chris (l): "Like this Steve?"
Stephen: "No Chris. To be like Me, you must be Me. And face, it you're not."

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2008 heralds the start of a new World Cup cycle...3 and a half years to get match fit and bring Bill back home. This means we have to start winning matches now and when 'blooding' youngsters and players in new position...the experience of the senior players is needed more than ever.

While there are rumours Mortlock is eying such a move when his current deal expires this year, seasoned Wallabies lock Nathan Sharpe is set to spurn the big money overseas to stay with the Western Force.

Larkham said that both senior players are "invaluable" for the code in Australia and he hoped they "stayed put" for the good of the Wallabies, their Super 14 sides and the continuation of Rucks and Rolls.

Stephen (we're on first name basis. He knows me as "who?") said;
I think particularly after the World Cup a lot of guys think about moving on...But I think you have to realise how special it is to play for your country and to play for the states here in Australia.

They are all very good set-ups, it's a comfortable lifestyle and you're looked after very well and that's not necessarily the case if you're move overseas and it's something you have to weigh up.

"For the sport in Australia you'd certainly like to see those guys (Mortlock and Sharpe) staying in Australia to offer some more expertise for a couple more years at least."

Well...why couldn't he stay then??? Why does Japan get so lucky

Larkham's agent, Jason Macarthur, "feted" Larkham as "the biggest-name signing in Japanese history", ahead of Wallaby Legend #8 Toutai Kefu (the hand that scored the winning try for John Eales' last match) who signed a massive contract in 2003.

...But Larkham's move to Tokyo may see him play his next match in the Japanese second division, with the Ricoh Black Rams looking at a 'demotion' from the Top League. The Black Rams are 2nd last with 3 rounds left this current season, and they need to win at least two matches to avoid automatic relegation.

So why did he choose the Black Rams if they're climbing up a greasy pole (or something like that)?

Larkham said he was close to signing with Kefu's Kubota club but chose Ricoh for family reasons with schools, training fields and shops all close to his new home.

Ahhhh....rigato gozaimasu.

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*Rucks and Rolls theme - Setting Sun. Rugby. Rising Sun. Enough said.

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Stephen Larkham is still an animal...

January 16th 2008 22:15
...grrr...

From a Brumby to a Wallaby...and now a Ram. a Black Ram.

Stephen Larkham. Rhymes with yum... (image courtesy of Getty Images)


Finally. The news we've all been waiting for.
No. Petrol isn't .50c/l nor has the whaling ceased.

The World's Greatest Flyhalf, Stephen Larkham announced yesterday that he has signed a three-year contract to play for Tokyo club Ricoh Black Rams.

Larkham said;

I've always wanted to play rugby in Japan, and now get the chance to do so a little earlier than expected
My family is very excited by the opportunity to live in Tokyo and I am looking forward to playing for Ricoh.

No. He won't be singing that Vapors song. And no. That Vapors song doesn't mean what you think it means. That story was just a wank.

Larkham also said;
I'm currently enjoying the longest rest of my rugby career and I'm feeling mentally and physically refreshed.

Larkham's magnificent, marvellous, incredible, brilliant, 102 international test career ended with a whimper. Or rather limper. Larkham was sidelined with a knee injury for most of the Wallabies stay at the RWC.

How many of us will wonder 'til yonder what the outcome of the Wallabies v England QF match would have been, if Larkham played?

Oh well. No use crying over spilled Bill...

This move came after Larkham's (lucrative yet 3rd best offer...it wasn't about the money) contract with Edinburgh fell through when the club was taken over by administrators appointed by the Scotland Rugby Union.

Larkham's agent, Jason Macarthur confirmed that compensation would be sought against the former owners and administrators of Edinburgh.

Rightly so. Bankrupt the b**tards (I don't mean that, I'm just being melodramatic). BUT it is because of their ignoble behaviour that Larkham -only the world's Greatest Flyhalf and one of the most brilliant Rugby players ever- will never be seen in a kilt.

That and the fact that Larkham -only the World's etc, etc- had to practically beg Rugby clubs to take him.
The Edinburgh deal fell through and that was bad enough...but it fell through a a time when the Clubs had spent their budget and signed their stars...and Larkham was left out of the loop. With a limp. Bad timing isn't just a fake Rolex.

Anyway...this is a great thing for Japanese Rugby. Larkham is now Japanese Rugby's most valuable player.

Macarthur also said;
Stephen's decision is a huge coup for Japanese rugby and its growing fan base

So sportsfans...looks like we'll be turning Japanese this year.

And NO. I'm not referring to what you think that song means (it doesn't)...but dayamn...that photo...

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Ash hon...enjoy... purely from your Photographer's perspective of course...the chiaroscuro...

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Rucks & Rolls Looks Back

January 16th 2008 22:00
....even though we're all Forwards here

Rucks and Rolls looks back
...looking back...


This is my first genre related post of '08 and so I thought I'd start the new blogging year by looking back at the my the Rugby highlights of '07;

1. Stephen Larkham
2. Brumbies almost get to the Super 14 semis
3. Wallabies win first Bledisloe match
4. Stephen Larkham

Yes, some other stuff happened...Rugby World Cup amongst them but really....who cares?

It's that time of the year...mid January...and I should be getting excited. grrrRevved up for a new year of Rugby!! Super 14!! Brumbies!! Stephen La...oh...wait...there's no Stephen Larkham...

(....and no George Gregan, no Jeremy Paul, no Chris Latham even...but we'll get to that post later)

As I told Andy*, I'm rather worried that my love of Rugby has got more to do with the 'doers' and not the doing!

...that's not entirely true.
Rugby is my thing. It's in my blood and I will love this sport 'til the day I get to play it in heaven. It's just that...well...it's the doers that make the doing exciting.

Gregan and Larkham were the last of the Great Doers.

This is going to be a very interesting year in Rugby. New coach. New NZ-er Coach. New players in new positions. Maybe even a few posts that don't mention Larkham.

So...without further ado about nothing and hastily put together, here is a little slideshow** of THE Rugby highlights of 2007. Instant gratification...



**Didja like that subliminal stuff?? huh? huh???

Yes...Rucks and Rolls is looking back at one Back. The Perfect 10 (and you Dan Carter fans can shove that up your a...nd moving on...). There's no need for me to write much more...all you need to do is type in Stephen Larkham or Stephen or Larkham or Demi God in the R&R search box...and 99.9% of R&R posts will be available for more info.

Thank you for reading/viewing. Stay tuned for Super 14 news.

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*Andy - The Sport's Bar. Andrew Bryan. Remember that name. The Next Big Thing in League journalism. (don't give me grief Andy...think BIG...!)

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Happy New Year from Rucks and Rolls!

January 1st 2008 01:01
Happy 2008 from Rucks and Rolls!


Wishing you all the very best of everything for 2008!

I also hope that a new year brings new ways of being and living...whatever and however you choose to do so...may it be on the side of all things positive.

May all your (realistic) dreams come true...

This may be the year I finally concede that I am not going to be / never will be / have had no chance in heaven to be picked as a Wallaby Prop. I said "may"...

Unfortunately for me, Rugby wise, some of the magic has gone....okay not the magic but certainly the Grand Magicians...this could mean one of 3 things;
a) I actually focus on Rugby stats, news & matches
b) I wonder what Larkham would have done...
c) I become an expert on Japanese Rugby.


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Merry Christmas from Rucks and Rolls!

December 20th 2007 12:25
First of all, please accept my apologies for;

a) not responding to comments left on my post/s or not responding immediately or soon after comment has been left. Please know that I am very grateful for the time you took to comment. I'm just a rude prat is all.

b) not visiting your blogs. It's complicated. I get busy and then I get lazy and then I travel down dat Eygptian river. And try to ignore my expanding Orble New Post Notification folder.

c) not leaving comments when I do visit

d) not always voting (...yeah, yeah...it's not about the votes...just like it's "enough to be nominated...") but when I do vote, I vote with the Power of 10 and don't do the can't-be-bothered-to-login 1 pointer vote. I'm a good sharer. What's the point of having 'power' if you don't make the effort to use it for the good of others?

e) not apologising for not posting regularly because I find that a bit presumptuous (on my part) and I'm a humble lass (in some parts...)


Secondly...this is mainly an 'insider' post but Seasons Greetings to all Rucks and Rolls readers. That includes friends and family but...I do know where to find you...

Thank you for making my Stephen Larkham posts reach Google 1st page heights! And for Wikipedia-ing, linking to and referencing The A-Z of Stephen Larkham Rucks and Rolls.

Merry Christmas from Rucks and Rolls!



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I wish for you all the best of everything and a bounty of good wishes. You probably want presents instead...!

Thank you for your support, comments, visits, votes...your excellent and educational and entertaining posts...and for being fun to 'hang' with!

Some of you have become...and for a physical chemistry 'real world' interactive person like me, this is weird!...friends. So thank you for your friendship...

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It's an ARC change...

December 19th 2007 04:08
...a permanent one...

The Australian Rugby Championships has gone to bed. It's gone to ARC-eed.

No ARC Zone (image Rucks and Rolls)


This is an excerpt from the post I wrote way back in July re the Australian Rugby Championships.

Stephen Larkham on ARC

I'm very happy about the ARC because this means that DuskDevi will have more reason to mention my name even if I have nothing whatsoever to do with the post topic

Please don't quote me on that last quote. My sources tell me it's pure fabrication.

Oh. Whoops. Wrong excerpt.


This is the one:

The official announcement on the agreement of a national rugby competition in Australia was made in mid-2006, following a 70-person three day summit in Sydney that determined that such a national competition would be economically sustainable and commercially attractive.

However, the competition was not with out its share of controversy, with some of the clubs being against the forming of a new level of competition, claiming it could harm club and grass roots rugby.

....and this is why my anticipation is more on the anti side of things.

More of a dim scrum....

Although I am all for it...I don't believe this will last. Not because I'm psychic (I'm more cyclops than psychic...totally one-eyed when it comes to Rugby!...and that is always on the Larkham ball...)

...but because I belong to the grassroots level of Rugby. The ruck starts here...at junior level. At family level. At Club level. And Club level is already suffering thanks to ARU's greed.

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It was announced yesterday that the ARC has been scrapped, after only one year, due to heavy financial losses.
The eight-team tournament, which featured sides from Australia's mainland states, cost the ARU A$4.7 million in its first year of operation with no signs of a quick turnaround.

The ARU said it expected to lose another $3.3 million in 2008 so had no alternative other than to ditch the tournament.

ARU deputy chief executive Matt Carroll said
Strong leadership is paramount to the success of our game and, to that end, there are times when tough decisions need to be taken.

Ahhh...this explains why Australian Rugby has gone to s**t.


The ARU established the ARC last season (under ex CEO Gary Flowers' regime) as part of a strategy to try to develop more top-class players so that Australia could compete with countries which have fully-fledged professional club competitions.

Carroll said
...the ARC had already achieved some of its objectives by helping identify new talent and the ARU remained committed to trying to spread the game in Australia.

Well if they really want to do that at a pufteenth of the cost, all they have to do is send scouts to junior and Colt Rugby fictures.

The scrapping has been met with dismay, especially by the players...but one would expect that...who have said that this decision to terminate is a "big step backwards".

Queensland Reds breakaway David Croft, Captain of the Melbourne Rebels side (that lost the ARC final to the Central Coast Rays in October), said

As custodians of the game I believe that we as a community need to look further into this competition than merely a financial balance sheet, and its true success cannot be fully measured at this early stage.

There are many long-term, important benefits of this competition that can not be recorded on a balance sheet. The players all bought into this concept and built teams and established cultures. It doesn't seem right for it to be that easily taken away. The decision to withdraw this competition is a big step backwards.

...hey I already said that...

Brumbies forward Alister Campbell, who played in the ARC for the Canberra Vikings, believes players deserved more say.

The review undertaken by the ARU senior management should have been more inclusive of the stakeholders including clubs, state unions and the players.

Western Force and Perth Spirit forward, David Pusey fears Perth players have now had their pathway to professionalism cut.

There is no pathway for Perth players. How does a club player in Perth get into a Super 14 team? The answer is easy. He doesn't.

What happens to players 23 to 40 who don't play much Super 14? Don't tell me 10 games of club rugby in Perth is all they play?


State officials and Unions have also expressed their disappointment but overall, support the ARU's position...despite expressing their doubt about the ARU's statement of losses.

The Victorian Rugby Union has called upon the ARU to act swiftly to ensure that the growing interest in Rugby in an AFL-dominated market does not drop with the ARC's axing.

VRU president Gary Gray said
It's important from our point of view that the ARU outlines Victoria's place in the national footprint...The Rebels gave an enormous uplift for rugby in Victoria

While excited about the prospects of a Melbourne Super side, Gray said Victorian rugby can't wait that long.
We are looking at 2011 [for a Super side] … four years away. That is quite a long time...

The ARU stressed it was still possible that a downscaled competition to bridge the gap between club and Super 14 Rugby, could be held in the ARC's place.

Matt Carroll said
We will meet with the states in the new year to see if we can design a new competition - affordable and of standard of football that is suitable...It won't be grandiose or anything of that nature. It will be interim.

...and The ARC needed an Angel...

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Apologies in advance for not replying to comment/s...I am currently en route to the ARCtic Circle and...I've got nothing.

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And a bit snowed under. Pun intended...although it doesn't work for us Southern Hemisphere dwellers but, hey, you know...

...and I'm done.

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Mourning Has Broken...

December 14th 2007 04:20
...and now I'm just furious.

It's bad enough I have had to come to terms with the fact that Stephen Larkham and George Gregan have retired.

It's bad enough I have had to deal with English friends gloat over their imagined Rugby superiority.

...but this...this is just sacrilege.

I am so damn angry about this. The ARUseless have done it again. Sold us out.

from Wide World of Sports

Deans announced as Wallabies coach

The Australian Rugby Union has announced that Robbie Deans will coach the Wallabies for the next four years.

Deans becomes the first foreigner to coach the national side.

The appoinment of Deans comes as no surprise, as he was the firm favourite after being overlooked for the All Blacks job

Yes. That's right. OVERLOOKED FOR THE ALL BLACKS JOB.

This is what the ARUseless does. It rewards losers.

... Deans will give up his coaching position at the Crusaders to step into Australia's national role.

The decision is likely to upset the Australian candidates; Ewen McKenzie, David Nucifora, Alan Jones, Laurie Fisher and John Muggleton.

Apart from losing out to a New Zealander, the Australians have been through a testing experience which included lodging their applications before the cut-off deadline, facing extensive interviews and being put in a holding pattern while Deans's All Black fate was decided.

Dean's appointment is seen by many as a masterstroke, but there are also plenty of Wallabies supporters who feel the role should have been reserved for an Australian.

...and I am one of them. It's not a masterstroke. It's a masturbatory stroke.

A total wank.

I'm sure many of you rational, logical type sportsfans think...well, Deans has proved how good a coach he is and the Wallabies need a shake-up, blah, blah boring...but let me please remind you that Deans is not taking up Australian citizenship nor learning how to speak English properly...he is a New Zealander with allegiance and loyalty to his country and his country's national team...

And this is what is going to motivate AUStralians?

This is what will happen.

If the Wallabies win...the Kiwis will take the credit.

If the Wallabies lose...the Kiwis will blame us.

I am so angry i cAnT tYhkuaduyuw!!!!!

(translation: "I can't type")

That's it. I know I have threatened this before but I really mean it now.

Rucks and Rolls is now a lawn bowling blog.

I mean it. Sort of.


...by the way...apologies for not having visited Orble (friends/favourites/blogs) for a while. I've been really lazy busy...but I'll be back soon to catch up with you all.

Right now...I'm going back to mourning and OH GOD...I'll be wearing All Black...
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George Gregan: Too Good in Toulon

October 29th 2007 05:08
Ahhh the hypocrisy of sporting humanity...

If The Wallabies had come back with Bill, we'd know what each one of them had for breakfast each day.

...but they didn't. They came home empty handed and far too early. Not all..some of them joined the Wallabies Fan Group tour around France....to make-up for the disappointment of cutting their fans RWC enjoyment in half. Or quarter....

Most are home, one is in Japan...and one is back to work, albeit not in the colours that best suit him...and to read why these colours especially, do not suit him...see below...

George Gregan (former Wallaby/Brumby & eternal Legend) at his RC Toulonnais press conference. He looks better in green & gold & navy...
George Gregan (former Wallaby/Brumby & eternal Legend) at his RC Toulonnais press conference. He looks better in green & gold & navy...


from Rugby Heaven;

George Gregan received the biggest cheer when his name was announced before kickoff and he did not disappoint in his debut for big-spending French second division club Toulon.

Coming off the bench in the second half, former Wallabies captain Gregan teamed sweetly in the halves with longtime All Blacks foe Andrew Mehrtens as Toulon thumped Beziers 41-7.

Mehrtens, 34, kicked 19 of their points while Gregan, in his first match since the World Cup quarter-final loss to England which ended his world record 139 cap Test career, produced a stellar display at scrum-half.

George Gregan playing with his new team, Toulon


Gregan is contracted to Toulon for the 2007-08 season and then, he'll retire from Rugby.

Mehrtens, who played in England before coming to his senses, was delighted to be playing alongside Gregan.

We are long time friends, and first played against each other 14 years ago...
George hasn't had too many training sessions with the boys yet but he played as if he had been there a long time

RC Toulonnais is a professional Rugby Union club based in Toulon in Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur.
They currently play in the second division of French rugby, the Rugby Pro D2* competition. They have won the national competition on three occasions.

*Pro D2 - the second level of domestic club Rugby Union in France, below the first division, Top 14. The competition was introduced in 2000

Established in 1908, Toulon currently play their home games at the Stade Mayol. The club colours are red and black.

Mehrtens loves the passionate crowd suppport in Toulon.
The red and black in the stands reminded me of the Canterbury colours, my old club in New Zealand.

I'm going to vomit. Why?
George Gregan, long time leader of the Canterbury Crusadsacks (Crusaders) arch rival - the Brumbies, is now playing in Crusadist colours...

I will mature one day. Not today. I'm vomiting.
Gregan played his last home game with the Brumbies on April 28, 2007, leading his team to a victory over the Crusaders. This was also the last home game for his Rugby other half (...flyhalf...), Stephen Larkham.
And now I'm crying. Again.


Toulon were Pro D2 champions in 2005, but after finishing 14th in the 2005-06 Top 14 season, they were relegated back down.
The top club at the end of the season is automatically promoted to the Top 14.

After signing a number of high profile footballers, the club is working to get back into the Top 14 and this big win gave Toulon supporters early hope that club backer Mourad Boudjellal's free spending may achieve the desired result of promotion to the first division.

Boudjellal, (who made his fortune out of cartoon books yes you read right) has also brought former All Blacks captain Tana Umaga in to coach the team and was cautious as well as justified.

I am not going to go over the top about this victory as we won our first match of last season 49-12 against Mont-de-Marsan...
The positive thing is that we are still missing some players with some of them being the best at their position in the world. (South Africa World Cup winning lock Victor Matfield and All Black Anton Oliver)

And then, because he's French and can't himself from babbling non sequiturs;

When I see this team with the young guys who came through the ranks in Toulon, I say to myself: how are we going to fit in the new arrivals.

Toulon, it is cheese and pudding: there are the stars and the young from the youth system.

Yeah, oh.kayyy....

Although I'm pleased that GG is still doing his never by halves Halfback thing...it's taking a long loooong time for me to adjust my mindset colours.

Yes I do have trouble letting go of as Good as Gold good things.




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images courtesy of RC Toulonnais (2nd image credit Aurelie Lantus)

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Firstly...although I'm writing this on Friday, you'll read this on Sunday, so
Happy Daylight Savings Time (belatedly to Tasmania and now most of) Australia!
I love this time of year! Hope you've all moved your timepieces ahead...

Okay. On with the show...it's not talkback...it's talker...back...

Alan Jones: should he come back to coach The Wallabies?
Alan Jones: former Wallabies coach and soon to be current?


Alan Jones has been thrown into the mix as a potential candidate to coach The Wallabies, with support from influential Qld Rugby Union Chairman, Peter Lewis.

The 66yo Jones, said he had had only "informal discussions with Lewis" and was flattered by the suggestion. A suggestion he would "happily take further if more of the game's powerbrokers joined the crusade." Which they have...more on this later.

Obviously, Australian rugby supporters and sponsors and players are looking for a rehabilitation of the game. My own view is that's not difficult,

If there are influential entities within the game … who believe that I can make a contribution, then I believe I'm obligated to think about it and say, 'Let's go to the next step,' whatever that next step is.

But I feel we're in such a state - and it's not a difficult problem to resolve … We don't have a problem with players, we just have a problem with method, and in that context I think what I've said today is that I'm interested in going to the next step.

Jones, who currently hosts Sydney's most popular radio programme, the morning shift on radio 2GB, was Wallabies Coach from '84-'87 and is considered to be one of the most successful coaches, despite not being liked by his players.

It's never really been made clear why seeing that his record consisted of victories in 102 matches including 23 victories in 30 Tests and the Grand Slam victories over England, Ireland, Wales and Scotland in '84, which was a huge deal.

Players from that era are adamant this had nothing to do with his sexuality (Jones is homosexual but his sexual orientation has never been an issue in any aspect of his life. So it shouldn't be) and everything to do with his insistence that the players train naked.

I'm kidding! I'm kidding!!

Supposedly he was an extremly hard task master that expected, in a time that Wallabies players would be training after work and playing for love and having a beer during half-time, professional commitment. Not easy when playing for your country was considred a 'hobby'.

Jones was elected to the Confederation of Australian Sports' Hall of Fame in '89, in recognition of his contribution to Australian Sport as the Australian Rugby Union coach.

Despite being almost 20 years since he last had anything to do with The Wallabies, Peter Lewis is not the only one who supports this. Stephen Larkham does too.

Stephen Larkham supports Alan Jones' Wallaby Coach campaign (...what does he care? He's gone...)
I still think Dusk is the best candidate but have a feeling she just wants to coach me...


from Stuff

Alan is a very smart man and I'm sure he has got some good ideas.
He came in and had a chat with us before one of our Test matches - he certainly keeps in contact with a lot of the players.

From what I remember, he also had some good ideas, was a bit of a lateral thinker and he offers probably a little bit different a coaching style to some of the coaches that are running around.

Former Wannabe, Mat Rogers has also come out and added his no sense worth support but the man's an idiot and not worth my typing time.

...but...the other former Wallabies Coach Jones...Eddie, had this to say on Sydney radio station 2KY:

Alan Jones is desperate to coach Australia again, everyone knows that and he's been working for probably the last 12 years to try to get the position back so this might be his last throw of the dice

He'd struggle...The game's moved on so quickly and...at the World Cup the game changed quite significantly again and you've got to move with the little trends of the game and try to stay in front (of the trends of the game).

(the game's) changed enormously and will continue to change and if you've been out for as long as Alan you'd really struggle.

To which Alan Jones said;

Eddie's one to talk about struggling...
I promised Eddie that if he didn't say anything nasty about me I wouldn't remind everybody that he lost 11 games for Queensland, the last one by the tune of 94 points to three for God's sake.

Who are these people to talk about coaching? This is a myth about the game changing. That's absolute nonsense.
I just think everyone pretends this is like mounting World War Five

At the end of the day this is not complicated, getting Australian rugby back on the rails.
There are 15 players and there's a football. A coach has got to determine what you do with the 15 players and what you do with the football.

One of the things you do is...you coach people to run into space and not into people. Our method and strategy has been bad.

They are very, very good players, the method is wrong, I think the coaching strategies are wrong and they've been wrong for years.

Woahhhhh. Them be fighting words...and he better not be talking about the Rod Macqueen era because Macqueen was King and Jones is just the court crier in comparison.

Still...what he says has merit and he was very successful in achieving what The Wallabies are meant to do. Win.

As QRU Chairman, Peter Lewis says;
Alan Jones' got all the energy and skill and passion and leadership qualities...Age and time expired means nothing, it's who's best for the job.

Asked whether the ARU would be able to afford the highly paid broadcaster, Lewis said:
My guess would be Alan would do it for nothing

No comment.

...but if Stephen Larkham says this could be a good thing...well then...who are we to argue?

What do you think?






Read more about Alan Jones at bloggers infont Wiki

quotes courtesy of Rugby Heaven
Alan Jones image courtesy of The Age


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The offer was made but not heard considered taken up for some bizarre reason...

Stephen Larkham checks his mobile for stalker alerts!


"Dammit. How'd she find this number?"


Stephen Larkham shields his eyes against the glare of the...Dusk...tee hee..


"Ummm...hi Dusk...(ouch, the sun is shining very brightly...shouldn't it be setting?)...yes, I have seen your offer to join Rucks and Rolls as a contributor but I'm a bit puzzled about a few things..."

....me explaining...

"Well yes I do understand that you're very professional and objective about these matters but I still don't understand why..."

....me explaining a little bit more...

"Uh huh...uh huh...yes...sure but...well...okay sure but...uh huh...hmmm...oh okay...well yes I understand that but..."

..................me really explaining........


Stephen Larkham


"Ohhhhhkayyyy...so me with my shirt off will contribute to your productivity and general well being? It's an act of charity?
Okay. I sort of understand...I'll get back to you...thanks for stalking...er, I mean talking...talking to me...bye"


....me...hello? helllllooo?...


Stephen Larkham pondering his options. Rising sun or setting sun?


"Japan and get paid money or Dusk and get paid compliments? Very difficult. Very difficult"



images courtesy of Getty Images and random Google searches
vivid imagination courtesy of Moi


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Stephen Larkham should be juggling offers


I haven't said a word about Stephen Larkham for a while now. I'm still in mourning and it hasn't broken.

By now we all know or should know that the Wallabies didn't win the Rugby World Cup and because they didn't win the quarter final, Stephen Larkham who had been nursing an injury, wasn't given the last chance to show his brilliant and beautiful form on a Rugby field in Wallabies colours.
...nor Brumbies colours...

It truly hit me a few weeks ago when I saw Berrick Barnes being interviewed by the RWC Channel 10 crew. No more. An obsession admiration that started over a decade ago will be fed no more.

...but the worst thing about all of this, is the terrible and unforseen situation Larkham finds himself in at the moment.

The 102 test capped, most brilliant flyhalf/playmaker in the world is being forced to 'hawk' his talents around the world.

What should be happening is Larkham being forced to put up crowd control barricades and have bodyguards or the Secret Service to veto and cull all the offers being thrust open him, once his 'retirement' from professional Rugby came into play.

...BUT...through no fault of his own and certainly not because of his injury prone body (because he's been injured consistently throughout his career but still managed to excel), Larkham finds himself in Rugby-tory...out on a limbo...with clubs negotiating with him to "take it or leave it".

Let me put this in to perspective for you all.
It's like a dehydrated, parched dying human telling the water carrier/supplier in front of him to "take it or leave it".

When Larkham first announced his decision last year, I fainted. Oh and all the Rugby clubs were clamouring to sign him. He chose Edinburgh over French and English clubs, even though they offered him the least amount of money. He felt that the Scottish environment would be best for his family plus...Edinburgh needed him. He didn't say that. Everyone else did.

Howver, that contract fell through when Edinburgh Rugby Club was hit by financial woes and the Scotland Rugby Union almost immediately announced that they will not honour Larkham's contract. And they did it like the Howard government. With no apology.

To read more or to refresh knowledge, please read;
Stephen Larkham Will Not be Joining Scotland's Yard.

...and now we'll never know what Stephen looks like in a kilt. Och jimmy...life is cruel.

Larkham and his lawyers did appeal but no go. And now Larkham's managers are working to find a club that dosn't look a gift Brumby in the mouth.

For a while there it looked like some French clubs were very keen but...problem is, it's late in the season now and all the clubs have already spent their budgets and Larkham doesn't come cheap. A player of his calibre and experience can command up to A$850,000 a year. A bargain I say.

There was talk about Larkham playing for the SA's Western Province, Stormers, due to his friendship with Stormers coach Rassie Erasmus but that stalled befoer it started.

Toulouse, the heartland club of French Rugby, was one of the original offers and once the Edinburgh contract broke, thy did express their interest again but from a position of strength. It was on their terms.

Larkham wanted a 2 year contract. They wanted a 1 year contract.
...admittedly the negotiations were being done around the time Larkham was forced to drop out of the RWC due to the injury to his right knee (a day before the Wallabies v Wales match) but Larkham insisted that this shouldn't be a factor in his performance capacity.
If anything it was a bonus as the ensuing arthroscopy (surgical procedure) had restord movement to his leg that he had not had in years!

...but they didn't believe him and that all fell through as well as the interest Welsh club, Newport Gwent Dragons, expressed.

The Dragons claimed Larkham had accepted a better offer in Japan but Larkham revealed the Dragons pulled the plug on a deal last month after he was sidelined during the World Cup

Larkham said;
We were in talks last week but then I was told by my agent that they (the Dragons) were not interested any more.
One minute we were talking, then the next minute the offer was gone. Undoubtedly it was because of my injury.

So...Larkham's future is in Japan's hands now...a country that knows the value of veterans.
please read next post.

I know some of you may be thinking well, maybe he should retire, it's not like he needs the money and he does have a few qualifications/degrees in other things and he can go and pursue a career in those avenues.

Yes...sure...but he is only 33 and has still got a lot of Rugby in him.
The thing about Larkham is he 'came into' his yummy physique late in life...up 'til his late 20s he was lanky and considered quite scrawny (up 'til then it was just his mind that hooked my interest... see? I'm not shallow...) but he never hesitated to throw his body around like he was built like a Forward.

My point is...he still has the physical stamina to play Rugby. Maybe not on an international test match level...I think his body wants a rest after 12 years of being rucked, tackled and mauled endlessly...but certainly at club level in the Asian and European regions.

This is 'softer' Rugby...the ground is not as hard, the tacklers aren't as huge, the pressure is not as relentless...and Larkham hasn't had his 'fill'. Not just because he didn't play the remainder of the Wallabies time at RWC -he was going to retire no matter what- but because he knows that he is vintage and he only gets better with time.

Age shall not weary him.

...BUT...what I truly do not understand why the Australian Rugby Union is not jumping at the chance to utilise Stephen Larkham's mental stamina and prowess.

Why, when we have one of the world's greatest Rugby minds in our backyard, is Larkham being forced to negotiate with overseas clubs to let him play?

Why, when we have a problem with our coaching talents to the point we're searching overseas, is such a simple yet brilliant solution being overlooked?

Yes, Larkham cannot be Wallabies Coach because of some stupid reason like he doesn't have the experience...but why can't he hired as the Backs Coach for the Wallabies or at least, The Brumbies?

For all that woe about there will never be another Stephen Larkham...you think the ARU would grab the chance to let Stephen Larkham groom another Australian in his footsteps.

...but that would be too logical and sensible decision for the ARUseless to make.



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Well...I've always said the sun shines out of his astounding brain...

Stephen Larkham: a sunburnt country legend heads to the Land of The Rising Sun
...sigh...


Larkham's last match in Wallabies colours...sob...was against Japan in the pool matches of the Rugby World Cup, so... this...is rather fitting.
From a sunburnt country to the land of the rising sun.

Larkham is flying off to Japan this Sunday, to meet with potential clubs after all but deciding to finish his playing career in the country's lucrative Top League.

The Top League in Japan, which is made up of 14 clubs owned by big businesses such as Mitsubishi, Coca Cola and Toyota, has become a popular choice for players after they finish their careers in Australia.

Former Brumbies teammate legndary fullback Joe Roff (currently at Oxford) played a season with the Kubota Spears. Joel Wilson, another former Brumby, is also playing in the league with the Kobe Steelers and former Wallaby legend Toutai Kefu is still on their roster.

Larkham, whose future has been "out on a limbo" (see previous post) has said he hoped to finalise where he would play next year after spending a couple of days in Japan looking at club setups.

He was unsure which clubs he and his manager would be looking at next week but also said, part of the allure of Japan was being involved in a challenging league.

If all had gone to plan, Larkham was initially due to stay in Europe following the Rugby World Cup for up to two years before playing out his career in Japan, but is now likely to head straight there between April and June next year.

This is what Larkham has to say about it all:

The cut off for the European tournament was the 18th of this month (October), so we really didn't have a lot of time when Edinburgh pulled out...
"During the World Cup and all that, you'd think there would be plenty of time but with injury and everything there was no time to get around.

Everything was just so rushed because Edinburgh pulled out so late, so now we're looking at other options and Japan comes up in June next year which certainly would be a bit easier for us at this stage.

I wanted to still be playing in a professional competition and potentially offering something to them in terms of a bit of expertise.

I suppose also being a bit closer to home would be good as well. We'd been ready to move over to Edinburgh for a couple of years but now I suppose the beauty of Japan is it's a little bit closer to home.

Larkham had signed a two-year contract with Edinburgh, but the deal fell through because of a financial dispute between the privately owned club and the Scottish Rugby Union.

If Larkham went to Japan in April or June, he would be around for all of the Super 14 series, but, despite talk about him maybe playing a few *unpaid matches, has ruled out a return to the Brumbies although he plans to spend most of that time in Canberra.

I'm certainly looking to train through this period, certainly up until April, which is the earliest they expect you over there

There's a fair bit to do around the house and spending time with the family is important to me as well, so we'll certainly spend the time in or around Canberra.

Plus Dusk has asked me to contribute to Rucks and Rolls and I'm really considering her offer.

Well...okay, maybe that last bit is a complete and utter fabrication but...stranger things have happened.

Prior to these posts, my last few posts, I hadn't said a word about Stephen Larkham.



*unpaid - the Brumbies have already filled their match player payment quota



quote excerpt from The Canberra Times

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Well folks...at least someone's Green and Gold won...

Rugby World Cup Champions 2007

South Africa 15 - 6 England

Springboks Captain John Smit hoists Bill (sob!). Congratulating him is SA President Thabo Mbeki
Springboks Captain John Smit hoists Bill (sob). Congratulating him is SA President Thabo Mbeki


I'm sorry. I cannot say much about this match nor the result because;
a) I didn't watch it
b) I didn't want to watch it
c) a and b

So...from info gleaned from here and there...this is what happened....

South Africa beat defending champions England in the RWC final to win the Webb Ellis Cup for the second time.

SA President Thabo Mbeki hoisted by the triumphant Springboks. Oh yeah....that's Bill...
The triumphant Springboks hoist SA President Thabo Mbeki who hoists Bill. sob...


The Springboks now join The Wallabies as the only other 2 time winners. They first won the World Cup at home in '95 in the only other try-less RWC final.

Fullback Percy "pretty boy" Montgomery scored the majority of South Africa's points from penalties, landing three in the first half then another in the second term while centre Francois Steyn kicked one long-range goal after missing an earlier attempt.

England's points all came from the boot of flyhalf Jonny Wilkinson, who kicked a penalty in each half but missed two shots at drop goals, although they came closest to scoring a try through winger Mark Cueto only to have it disallowed by the video referee for putting a foot into touch.

Yep. This image says it all.

England's Jonny Wilkinson congratulates SA's Percy Montgomery...when really all he wants to do is slap him.
2 pretty boys. 1 winner. 0 tries.


Oh man...in all honesty...I feel so bad for Jonny. Despite what I say about him ("naff ponce", "pansy boy", "great pre-10-der"), he is a brilliant Rugby player.
I will never go so far as to say he's the best flyhalf (#10) in the world -we all know why...if you don't, refer to every other R&R post.
...and I have to say this... he's a really lovely young man. Very humble, very shy, articulate, unassuming, very confident in his abilities but he doesn't take them for granted. He hones his skill every day, alas he only gets to show them every 4 years. He's very injury prone. He's kind of cute.

Will also say that Percy Montgomery, despite what I say about him (God I'm bad), is one of the most brilliant, reliable, consistent and humble players the world will ever see. Plus he's kinda cute.

There is a lot to be said for England's performance. Dirty and ugly are but 2...now is not the time. One does not pluck a wilting rose. What? Never mind...

Congratulations Springboks!

....sob....



...yeah, yeah Ash....you told me so....


images and info courtesy of Rugby Heaven



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Well okay...they didn't win the Cup...BUT they did whoop some derriere du Francais!!....and they did win Rugby fan hearts with their never say die attitude (and not a whisper, not.a.whisper. of anything about them playing dirty...)

The Pumas (Argentina Rugby) celebrate their crushing 3rd place win over France RWC '07.


Rugby World Cup 3rd Place (bronze) play-off

Argentina 34 - 10 France

Usually the third place playoffs are a bit of a joke and quite difficult for the teams playing. After all, it's the Rugby World Cup singular. Not Rugby World Couple.

...but in this case...bronze is as good as Gold.

This was the Pumas 6th win over France in seven encounters and from all reports was a completely different ball game from the opening day close encounter of the soon to be third kind! The Pumas won that match 17-12 but it was a slog.

Not so this one. Argentina has proved that they are a force to be ruckoned with (I'm sorry...I'm sorry! I can't help it!!) with an absolutely thrilling show of attacking Rugby.
I didn't watch the match live but I did record it and I wish we had watched it live. It was an impressive victory. They really opened up their game and were rewarded with a quintuplet of tries.

You know...they really could have won the Rugby World Cup.
...if they hadn't lost the semi to the Boks 37-13. Oh well. BUT... after producing their best ever RWC effort, they have now climbed to fourth in the world rankings.
(Do not dare ask me where The Wallabies are)

Argentina coach Marcelo Loffreda said.
I'm very happy, this gives me a lot of joy...We couldn't be first or second and it was a very difficult week [after losing the semi-final] but eventually the players got their heads around it and today we played a great match.

France coach Bernard Laporte, in charge of his last game, was gracious in defeat.
The best team won...They've beaten us twice so it's fair to say they're better than us.

However, despite their rise in ranking, the Pumas' future is looks to be on a slippery slide down.
Players and officials have warned that Argentinian Rugby will go "backwards" unless the national team is admitted to a regular international competition such as the Six Nations in Europe or the Tri Nations in the southern hemisphere.

(There has been much talk about including Argentina in the Tri-Nations...but I say ce n'est pas possible complete with dramatic hand gestures and pursed mouth...why? because it's the Tri-Nations. Now if it was called Quad-Nations...yes I know, I know, I'm an imbecile. And franco-pretentious)

One of the reasons given for Argentina's lack of presence in international competition, is travel costs but, in a country where soccer (or football. Or boring.) is king, Rugby isn't given the recognition it deserves.

The Pumas have made
...important advances this year with millions watching their progress in the World Cup.
Even an important football match was delayed to avoid a clash with a Pumas quarter-final match against Scotland.

Argentina has 38,000 registered players and nearly 9000 juniors with 400 clubs...but of the 30 players in the Pumas World Cup squad only one, winger Horacio Agulla, plays in Argentina and he remains an amateur.

Pumas Captain and scrum-half Agustin Pichot (who plays for a Paris team...that would be France, not Hilton...) wants Rugby to expand not only in Argentina but worldwide.
He is also against reducing the number of teams in the next World Cup from 20 to 16 in a bid to reduce the 'minnow thrashings' which has been a source of embarassment for all teams...especially when the results between the minnows and the leviathans have been close.

Reducing the number of countries from 20 to 16 would be the end of rugby...We want Argentina, Fiji and the rest of the countries to have a chance to be on the stage.

"Two of the greatest teams in the world [Australia and New Zealand] have gone home in the quarter-finals.
"It's time to look and say where do we want to go? Do we want to go for more open rugby or will there just be a six or 10 country tournament?

"You know my answer, I want rugby to be for everyone, not just a few."

We need the 'minnows'. I second that m-ocean.

Congratulations Pumas!!



image courtesy of Getty Images
info excerpts courtesy of Rugby Heaven


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The ARU Has A New Mascot!

October 19th 2007 23:00
Stand aside Wally The Wallaby Mascot...there's a new wally in town...The mAss-Caught!

Wally the Wallabies mascot stands down for Peter 'wally' McGrath


from Rugby Heaven

Australian Rugby Union chairman Peter McGrath has stood aside pending an investigation into a sponsor's complaint about his behaviour at the World Cup in France.

A meeting of available ARU board members was held in France last night where they accepted McGrath's offer to stand down until the matter had been resolved.

McGrath has "totally refuted'' a complaint from one of the ARU's major sponsors Bundaberg Rum that he was in an intoxicated state when he joined a group of sponsors' representatives on the eve of the Wallabies' quarter-final loss to England.

Ohhhhh the irony!!

An ARU statement today said deputy chairman Peter Cosgrove would assume the position of acting chairman in McGrath's absence.

"This matter will be dealt with expeditiously and transparently by the ARU board,'' Cosgrove said.

Peter Cosgrove?? The Peter Cosgrove???...oh boy...

The ARU said there would be no further comment until investigations had been completed.

ARU chief executive John O'Neill confirmed that a formal complaint had been lodged regarding an incident in Marseille.

McGrath, who is a lawyer, has conceded he had been drinking at the time but said he was shocked to be the subject of a complaint.

"I did not act inappropriately in any way,'' he told News Ltd. "I don't deny that I had a few drinks ... but I'm shocked that it's been perceived in this way.''

McGrath said he had never had his behaviour called into question because of alcohol in a 30-year association with both rugby codes as a player and administrator.

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White To Coach Whites?

October 17th 2007 23:00
Okay. This is just insulting. It's not like we wanted him anyway...refer to this post.

Jake White: current Springboks coach, soon to be England's?
Jake White: England's Coach? It's applause-ble...(he he)


There has been talk about the possibility of White taking over from John Connolly as Wallabies coach, but... in what sounds like a Bok calling a Wallaby an All Black (ie. an apparant insult), White told a British newspaper he would love to coach England if the opportunity arose.

Is it in the bag?
Is it in the bag? Let's not draw any conclusions...


from Fox Sports:

JAKE White is set to step down as South Africa's national rugby coach if the Springboks triumph in this Saturday's World Cup final against England.

Oh.kayyy. So if they lose, then what? He gets to be CEO of ARU?

White said the title of world champions had been his ultimate ambition ever since he took over three years ago and he was cool on the idea of being moved upstairs after the tournament.

Upstairs??...yeah sure it's the game they play in heaven but Jake...buddy...that's a bit drastic.

“When I took over as coach, I said I really wanted to win the World Cup,” he said.
“That was part of my first speech to the guys in 2004 when I got the job. If this group wins, it is the most I can achieve.”

White's current contract expires at the end of this year and SA Rugby has already advertised the position and they 'invited' White to apply. That's right. Invited. He coaches the national team to a possible RWC victory and he gets rewarded with an invite.

It's a bit like Stephen Larkham being the world's greatest flyhalf without a club to play for. But that's another postensible truth...stay tuned.


Get this though...SA Rugby wants White out (as Coach) because White has a very unfortunate surname.

In the post-apartheid political hot potato era...
White has been a frequent target of sniping by provincial rugby administrators and has been come under fire from central government over the continued dearth of black players in the team

White has been offered a new position as Director of Rugby but he said;
I don't think so. At this point I don't even want to think about it.”

What he is thinking about is what will happen this weekend.

White praised the passion and talent of the England team ahead of their meeting at the Stade de France in Paris.

If England came to me with a proposal to coach them one day, I'd be crazy not to accept it.
“There are a huge amount of similarities between England and South Africa.
We have both come through tough times and, apart from these last few weeks, they've really not done well since winning the World Cup.

...But England have got massive potential, some real stars and plenty of exciting young players coming through. And there is so much desire and passion in English rugby that I'd have to be tempted.”


So the Boks go into their match knowing that their Coach would rather be wearing white.

It's unlikely though that the English job would be offered to White, as England's highly unexpected run to the World Cup final has shocked us all and also means that coach Brian Ashton will certainly be kept on.

Latest news reports cite that White is looking to Wales (who are after a new coach). Whatever. He doesn't look good in green and gold anyway...humph.



info excerpts and image courtesy of Fox Sports
2nd image courtesy of random Google search

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...does anyone really care?

How could Argentina do this to me? How?

Springboks 37 - 13 Argentina

An Argentinian player defeated v Springboks RWC semi final
um...the scrum's that way...


I didn't watch the match. Not really interested in any other green/gold colours. I really would have liked to see valiant Argentina win this match. If only to see them break out into song... don't cry for me Argentina...cry for yourselves.

Go The Wallabies!!...and please no remarks along the lines of; "well...they did".

...and this...

England 14 - 9 France

France defeated


Sebastien Chabal
Mon Dieu...pourquoi You 'av deyserrted moi? Wurz eet mah 'air? - Sebastien Chabal, flamboyant and flammable French # 8



Soooo did not want England to win. Didn't want France to win either.
Was hoping they would both be disqualified on a technicality like...they suck or host country is not allowed to win if host country is not Australia or reigning champions must forfeit right to defend their title if reigning champions are not Australia.

Something like that.

I think the IRB really needs me to come in and rewrite their rules. I'm pretty fair. I don't want to rule the world. I just want things done my way.

So...this is it...
Rugby World Cup Final:

England v South Africa

...in the spirit of good sportsmanship...may the best team win.

Go The Wallabies!!


Yes I am floating down a river in Eygpt.



images courtesy of Rugby Heaven and Sportal





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Poll: Who should coach The Wallabies?

October 11th 2007 23:31
Here are the contenders:

David Nucifora

Stephen Larkham shakes hands with David Nucifora after the Brumbies crushed the Crusaders Super 12 final May 22 04
Nucifora (r) never washed that hand again


- Ex Brumbies Coach and current Auckland Blues Coach.
-Had the privilege of riding on the backs of the Brumbies to a Super 12 Final in '04 ...this despite the fact that his contract was not 'renewed' because apparently, there was a 'personality clash' with several senior Brumbies.
- Still...he has strong support within the ARU bcause of his "strong will" and the fact that he has raised the Blues Super Rugby profile.

In his favour:
He shook Stephen Larkham's hand.

*********************

Laurie Fisher

Laurie Fisher - Brumbies Coach


-The current Head coach of the ACT Brumbies.
- He began his coaching career with the Brumbies in 2000 when he was appointed Head Coach of the Brumbies Rugby Academy where he implemented a rugby program aimed at developing the cream of local ACT rugby talent
- In 2003, Laurie was promoted to the Brumbies Forwards coach under David Nucifora and infinitely contributed to their success as 2004 Super 12 Champions.
- Has a great deal of respect from Australian players.

In his favour:
- that wild mane

**********

Ewan McKenzie

Ewan McKenzie - Waratahs Coach


- Current NSW Waratahs Coach
- Former Assistant Wallabies Coach
- Former Wallaby
- Well liked and respected but steely and stoic determination hasn't translated to success. The Waratahs still suck.

In his favour:
- I interviewed him once.

**********

Scott Johnson

Scott Johnson - Wallabies Backs Coach


- current Wallabies Backs Coach...but may pay for making the decision to rest Berrick Barnes for the Canada match, when BB clearely needed as much game time as possible but that could be Connolly's power trip. And I mean trip. up.
- former Wales Coach
- has strong support but apparently, his fatherly approach to players may not be right for these tough approach times. The ARU is looking for a "my way or the highway" kinda person. Hello? They obviously need a mother for this job...

In his favour:
- has a wicked sense of humour!

***********

Jake White
(see previous post)

************

Stephen Larkham
(see any Rucks and Rolls post)

************

Dusk Devi

No explanation required.

************

Rod Macqueen

Rod Macqueen congratulates John Eales and George Gregan after the 3rd match Wallabies v British Lions July 14 '01. Wallabies won the Tom Richards Cup 29-23
The greatest team ever! The leGGend, the MacKing and Nobody('s perfect)


The greatest coach ever.

***************

Now vote.
(Please click once on poll to 'activate' it)



images courtesy of Getty Images

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Ohhhhh no...say it ain't so?

Could Jake White be the next Wallaby Coach?

Wallaby Coach? He wears Green & Gold but please...not Jake White!
The Green & Gold is right...but please, not White!


According to latest news reports, current (for now) Springboks Coach, Jake White could be a contender for the job.

Contenders;
David Nucifora (Auckland Blues & ex Brumbies Coach),
Laurie Fisher (Brumbies Coach),
Ewan Mackenzie (Waratahs Coach),
Scott Johnson (current Wallabies Backs coach) and...Robbie Dean...but now that Graham Henry's future looks All Bleak (he he), maybe not.

It has been made clear that White won't be coaching the Boks next year, regardless of how well the Boks do at RWC, because South Africa Rugby is about to undergo a radical transformation and actually represent its citizens by...'installing' a Black/"coloured" Coach to the position.

My apologies for how very un PC this is but...White gets replaced by Black.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha! I'm done.


Anywayyy...what heightened the speculation is the fact that the South African Rugby Union advertised the position of Springbok Head Coach recently and "invited" White to apply for the position.
...and when you get "invited" to apply for the position you're already in...well...

White could be scouring the globe for employment and he'll find this tough because the Boks haven't performed very well under his rule.
I mean, they'll only won the Tri nations once, they've managed to not get beaten by The Wallabies whilst playing at home and they've also upset the All Blacks a few times. Plus, supposedly, Jake White is quite a likeable guy.

Why would you take this man anything I say seriously?

Seriously now...there are quite a few Coach vacancies going around (Wales and maybe NZ too) so why wouldn't White ride this bus? (geddit? geddit?? No?...sheesh)

...and although this has all been discarded as "speculation", it seems White would be very interested to swap from mammal to marsupial Green and Gold.

In an interview with The Australian newspaper, White said;

I'll be honest, I want to stay in international rugby,
...Once you've coached in international rugby, you want to stay in it. It's in your blood. The message from my side is quite clear to any job that's available or could be available.

It would be very silly of me to start worrying about any future jobs now while the campaign is not finished but afterwards I would really love to be involved in international rugby.

And if approached by the Australian Rugby Union?
Any international job would be something that excites me.

White's comments came on the same day that ARU CEO and all round idiot John O'Neill made a push for ex Brumbies Coach, David Nucifora.

It is apparent that the ARU would like to employ an Australian because after all, the 'A' doesn't stand for Anyone but...really, the list of contenders so far, looks a little weak. The ARU is just not thinking far enough locally and wisely but that's not new.

...going in to RWC with only one world class flyhalf, what do they do?
Pick a rookie with a league background, no test match time and who by their own account, hadn't performed well throughout the lead up.
...because thinking ahead and scouting around Rugby circles -Club Rugby- for flyhalves with potential and then picking at least 6 and training them for that position and that position only, would go against their ARUseless policy.

Don't start me on Matt Dunning as first choice prop.

So the ARU is already thinking...well Jake White looks good in Green and Gold. And he's already savvy with the Wallaby Way after he chose Eddie Jones as his deep throat 'consultant'...why not?

I say....White. Not for The Wallabies.

Provincial teams, regional teams, club teams...fine, no problem.
These competitions pit countryman against countryman but to hire a 'foreigner' to train a national team...sorry people, that just smacks of inter-olerance.

...which leads you to my next post;

Who should be the next Wallabies Coach?

Yes it's a poll. Another one.


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Jones shoots Knuckles with a Gregan

October 9th 2007 23:30
According to former Wallabies Coach and latter day sinner*, Eddie Jones, The Wallabies lost because the leGGnd wasn't Captain.

Unfortunately, I'm on his side.
Of course, I also first and foremostly believe that we lost because this man wasn't there to direct the action.

Stephen Larkham: Chief Playmaker/Director
Stephen Larkham: Chief Playmaker/Director



from the Herald Sun

FORMER Wallabies coach Eddie Jones yesterday accused John "Knuckles" Connolly of bungling the World Cup campaign. Jones said the decision to sack George Gregan as skipper and hand Stirling Mortlock the captaincy had backfired.

Delivering a brutal assessment of the Wallabies' demise, Jones said claims the scrum had made massive advances since his axing two years ago were shown to lack substance in Marseille on Sunday.

"It has improved, but not that much, and there were repercussions elsewhere," Jones said. "At the scrum and the breakdown you would give England 8/10 and Australia 4/10."

If Larkham had played, we'd be 10/10...

But Jones argued that the other key element in the defeat was the removal of Gregan as on-field general.

"It was a mistake not having George as captain," said Jones, now right-hand man to South African coach Jake White....hence the *latter day sinner...
"The Wallabies definitely lacked leadership in that game (12-10 loss to England). They never got together to work out what to do, which George was always good at.

"He's been criticised as a halfback in recent times. Some of the stuff was right, some of it wrong. But you could never criticise his captaincy."

Jones said his comments were not an attack on Mortlock.

"It's hard to captain from the No. 13 position, and I don't think he was very experienced in that situation at the weekend," he said. "Quarter-finals, semi-finals and finals at a World Cup are life and death.

"It's not your normal Test footy. The intensity exacerbates strengths and weaknesses. I don't think it was Stirling's fault. It was a matter of circumstance.

"I've coached George and I know he would have been cognisant of the fact he wasn't the captain. It showed out that he didn't want to overrule the bloke in charge."



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Poll: Why did the All Blacks lose?

October 9th 2007 23:15
Always bet on the Black.

Except at World Cup.

A Franco-vile and an All Black and blue fan after the NZ v France QF (image courtesy of Getty Images/Stu Forster)
Do you want fries with that? The chups are down.



...seriously now...I am really confused. The AB's did play a near perfect match. Everything was in place. Everyone was in place. And now I'll take that soap please...

Postus Interruptus:
...mouth washing in process...

Perhaps it's just as Patricia from Travel Stripe said;
I got halfway through my blog yesterday and had to abandon - too sad. Like you, I thought we'd play Oz in the finals.
But really, how could the French lose? Didn't they have to win? What would have happened to the rest of the tournament if they'd lost? Would the French public have withdrawn in pain and shame? Would the whole event have turned sour and died?

(Patricia is an All Black supporter from NZ, writes a travel blog and is currently in France for the RWC...originally to see the All Blacks lose to The Wallabies in the final but now there to see the English and the Springboks get smashed)




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NB:
The Rucks and Rolls polls are heavy with iron-y weight of a Poll o' Creed.


Apologies for not responding to any comments left.
I'm in delayed shock mourning.
Oh and apparently... school holidays are on.



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Poll: Why did The Wallabies lose?

October 9th 2007 23:00
A question on par with "Where did the time go?"

Answerable but still a puzzle.

Stirling Mortlock and John Connolly at the press conference, after the Wallabies QF match v England
Mort(ified)lock and Con(fusio)nolly


...just to let you know...that I really don't care that we lost. Much. Any more. Sort of. I will always love what The Wallabies stand for.
Yes, even without Stephen Larkham.
...it's the choice of players and the decisions the ARUsless make that bug me.

This post...other than being an all important poll...is a lead up to this post;


Please note, this week's posts are pre dated, so if you read this post, as soon as or near to time published, the post linked to above won't be available until 9:30am 10/10 AEST. Which is soon, so while you're waiting....




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NB:
The Rucks and Rolls polls adhere to the strict guidelines of A Poll o' Creed.

Apologies for not responding to any comments left.
I'm currently tracking anyone wearing white-with-a-splash-of-red jerseys .
I'm in the mood to change the colours around.



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Now...there will be some of you who think this poll is biased.
You may also think that the accompanying image is an L-aborate subliminal ploy...

Stephen Larkham, Jonny Wilkinson, Dan Carter - forget the rest, SL's the best.
nothing SubLiminal here


That's fine. I understand. I don't care but I do understand.

You lot are just so enamoured with Stephen Larkham, you can't see the rest for the tease... but if, in the rare chance, you disagree with any of my choices...grrr...this poll allows you to enter your own choice.

See? I'm fair.



To view results, please click on...View Results...!


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My apologies if I don't respond to any comments left.
I am currently unable to respond and this has nothing to do with the fact that my RWC is over and everything to with the fact of school holidays.


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New Zealand's The Dominion Post has 10 suggestions why the All Blacks' loss isn't "that bad".

Captain Richie McCaw, devastated after the All Blacks lost to France and lost the World Cup. Again.
Try telling them to Captain McCaw


Here they are;

Ten reasons why the All Blacks' 20-18 loss to France in the Rugby World Cup quarterfinals ain't that bad....


1.Richie McCaw's freshly cut hair put in a great performance.

2.They only won by two points.

3.Only one person lost $A5 million ($NZ5.89 million) by betting on us winning.

4.France could still lose the final.

5.We could have lost to Georgia.

6.Blue will never look as cool as black on a uniform.

7.What doesn't kill us can only make us stronger.

8.If it wasn't for the ref, it would have been different.

9.You can still drink your beer stockpile on New Year's Eve.

10.The French have never won an Oscar for best picture.



To which I will add...

11. *cough cough*....choke...


Any more?

...and may I please remind NZ fans that this came from a newspaper from your country.
Don't shoot the messenger. She's in no mood to take prisoners.

I feel truly sorry for the All Blacks.
The Wallabies will be 'punished'* by a loss of a ticker tape parade and media barbs written by weaklings who have never stepped foot on a Rugby field except to feel how nice the turf is...but the ABs?...

A 1000 pounds of flesh. Starting with Coach Graham Henry. He's out. This paves the way for Robbie Deans to take over as Coach until the AB's lose the next World Cup.

This is good. Now an Australian might be considered for the position of Wallaby Coach.

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*Yes, The Wallabies messed up but the blame lies with the ARUseless.


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Poll: Who will win RWC '07?

October 8th 2007 04:45
So...based on the semi-finalists, who will carry Bill back home?

Just as long as it doesn't swing low in a bittersweet chariot...

The William Webb Ellis Cup aka Bill (image courtesy of IRB)
Who will carry Bill home?


Poll closes midnight, Saturday 13/10 to be replaced by new poll once Semi Finals are done with.




If you wish to...you may leave a comment as to why your choice will win...don't expect me to agree nor answer.

What?
I have never claimed this blog contains Mature Content.












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Well...The Rugby World Cup is over.

October 8th 2007 03:38
For me.

Rugby Wars: My Last Hope...Fiji, who made the quarter-finals for the first time in 20 years with a brilliant win over Wales in the Pool stage, threatened to produce another World Cup upset... only to run out of steam in the last 15 minutes.

Fiji 20 - 37 Springboks

One man down (when Fijian inside centre Seru Rabeni was sin binned for no reason... ), the Fijians managed to score 2 tries to reach 20-20 after being down 20-6. They were very nearly in with another but for a damn knock-on on the line.

Fiji's winger Vilimoni Delasau thanks God after scoring a try during the Fiji v South Africa quarter final
As befitting the game they play in heaven, Fijian winger Vilimoni Delasau thanks God after scoring a try!


One thing that is very noticeable, is that the Fijians are playing with sustainability...with improved stamina...and combined with their pace and power, this team has cemented their right to be considered a solid contender in World Rugby.

As for the Springboks...well thanks to Pretty Boy Percy (Montgomery), they regained the lead then sealed their victory and are now looking to their 2nd World Cup after winning the tournament at home in '95.

Sadly and unbelievably, they are the highest ranked team left this year after the All Blacks were beaten by France and The Wallabies....I don't want to talk about it.

The Springboks meet the winner of QF match 4, this weekend for Semi Final 2.

....which leads me to this result. Didn't watch the match. Sorry.

Argentina 19 - 13 Scotland

Och jimmy...ah dunnoo wha' ter sey...from all accounts, los pumas ate the Scots for breakfast.

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Semi Final 1:

England v France
Sun, 14 Oct 5.00am


Semi Final 2:

South Africa v Argentina
Mon, 15 Oct 5.00am

...hope they all lose. Kidding.
As long as England doesn't win...


image courtesy of Getty Images

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Au Revoir All Blacks...

October 7th 2007 01:19
I woke up. Had a pleasant lazy breakfast with my loved ones. We all looked a bit...down. Thought I had had a nightmare.

I did. It was real....Australia really lost. We're really out of the RWC. England really beat us fair and square.
I have so much to say, so MUCH to say about the decisions the ARU and the selectors have made, so MUCH to say about the choice of Forwards...about how the best Hooker in Australia (Jeremy Paul) wasn't chosen because he dared say something against the establishment, how the worst Prop in the known universe was chosen because he obviously sticks his nose where the sun doesn't shine...but don't wish to spend a Sunday at my computer, I'm only here because I am flabbergasted at this result...

France 20 - All Blacks 18

...I had said in a previous post that I wouldn't mind if the All Blacks lost....but only because I really belived that The Wallabies would win...

So it's yet another early exit for the Blacks...and I am truly sorry for them.

The hardest part for The Wallabies is knowing that they couldn't give 2 of the greatest players...Men...Rugby has ever known, the farewell they should have been sent off with.

Nothing less than Bill.

If you watched Channel 10's post match coverage, you would have seen Stephen Larkham as no person outside his immediate prsonal circle would have seen him. He was devastated.

from the IHT

The hardest part for Stephen Larkham about ending his international career was that he didn't get a chance to have an impact on its conclusion.

The 102-test veteran only got to play 60 minutes of rugby in the 2007 World Cup, in Australia's opening 91-3 win over Japan, before he was sidelined with an injured right knee.

He had hoped to come back. But, even after Australia's 12-10 quarterfinal exit to England, he said wasn't sure if he'd have been fit if the Wallabies had advanced to the semifinals.

Right until the end though, he had confidence that his teammates, with old halfback partner George Gregan still out there, would get past England and he'd get another chance to play for Australia.

"I honestly thought we'd come back — work our way into the territory, get a penalty and win the game," he said. "It didn't happen.

And then the final whistle blew. I wasn't too bad. But when I went on the pitch, looking at the faces of a lot of guys and realizing I wouldn't play with them again — it was difficult.

"It was very emotional for me, knowing that I wouldn't play for Australia again."

Larkham made a beeline for Gregan, his teammate at the ACT Brumbies and Australia for more than a decade. Gregan's career was also finished, with a world record 139 test caps.

"After the match, I had to go up and give him a hug," Larkham said. "It was too much for me at the time — I can't even remember what was said."

With the English forwards completely dominating the breakdown, Australia missed Larkham's uncanny knack of squeezing through a gap in the defense or turning the opposition around with an unconventional kick.

Australia scored the only try, Lote Tuqiri's first since June, in the 33rd minute, but went down to four penalty goals from Jonny Wilkinson.

It was Wilkinson's dropped goal in extra time that gave England a 20-17 win over Australia in the 2003 World Cup final and ended Australia's reign as champion.

Four years before that, Larkham and Gregan had central roles in Australia's World Cup title.

Gregan did not want to talk about Saturday's game, saying "now's not really the time for washups, mate."

Larkham had plenty of praise, though, for his longtime teammate.

They played 79 tests together in the No. 9-No. 10 combination after Larkham shifted from fullback to flyhalf at the insistence of former Wallaby coach Rod Macqueen.

"He's been the rock behind my career," the 33-year-old Larkham said. "He was sort of my mentor when I first moved to five-eighth. He coached me through the early years and continued to coach me through the latter years."

Larkham said he needed to make a decision about his future, but thought he'd be playing club rugby somewhere. He hadn't decided, he said, "because there was no real 'Plan B' for this team.

Australia captain Stirling Mortlock said the bitter disappointment of a World Cup quarterfinal loss was that it coincided with the international retirements of Gregan and Larkham.

"Stephen and George have given so much, not just to Australian rugby, but the world of rugby for 14 years," Mortlock said. "For them to bow out in the quarterfinal, everyone involved in our preparation is extremely disappointed for them."



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We will never see Stephen Larkham in Wallabies colours ever again.

I will never blog again....

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Okay well that's just a plain lie. But it was good for dramatic effect. Well come on...what do you expect? It's after 3am (post is predated) and I'm feeling sorry for myself.*


Wallabies 10 - 12 England


Jonny Wilkinson England deserved to win this match. He They really did.
We simply got our butts kicked by one man's boot.

No.
That's not fair...England just applied continuous pressure and we folded. We weren't robbed. We gave it to them.
Now I hope they get their asses kicked next weekend. Don't give a damn who by...

What can I say?

To say I am devastated is akin to saying Everest is a molehill. The Titanic was a dinghy. Uluru is a pebble. Stephen Larkham is just a Rugby player....

I suppose I could say a few things about the match.

- Tuqiri finally got his try.

Lote Tuqiri scores the only try of the Wallabies v England quarter final match (image courtesy of Getty Images)
The team that tries...wins. Not in this case...


- Matt Dunning. Why? Why?
- Wilkinson is not invincible.
- A World Cup is not the time to test a rookie.
- a match should not be won by penalty kicks
- why did we have to resort to cheating?

This was not complacency on The Wallabies part. They were hungry going in. Maybe too hungry. I cannot believe the mistakes despite the fact that we had, according to match stats, more territory and almost equal possesion.

There's just too much to say against the way we played and I'm really in no mood to whip an already bleeding Back.
There's also a lot to say about the way England played but I'm also not in the mood to move Forward.

Gregan's composure after the match...oh man...Latham and Adam Ashley-Cooper were just...it was so sad, so bad.

Needless to say I was a mess. My sons were stunned. My husband was disgusted. Even though we were up at half time, he predicted the outcome.

I threatened to divorce him.

...but, being a former player and a current coach, he could see that The Wallabies were playing desperate Rugby and they were getting tired.
Don't get me/him wrong....He was very sad but he's a realist, he calls it as he sees it and he knows that life goes on...unlike me that took one look at a devastated Stephen Larkham and completely lost it.

My reason for Rugby-ing.

I shall speak no more of this sportsfans. My pleasure may be over but the tournament isn't. As long as England doesn't win it, I'm still in it.

....and you know what?...I'm hoping for a miracle. I want Fiji to win. Why not? The impossible has already happened....



*We were at a party earlier, quite a few Rugby fans there so it was the shortest fun party ever!...feeling sorry for myself because I told everyone we would win by 10. I suppose I could say I was half right. We didn't win. But we did get 10....


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To become Larkham...one must flow...

October 6th 2007 07:41
...not crash.
To completely paraphrase Bruce...Be Larkham, my friend...

Stephen Larkham & Berrick Barnes: ten degrees of seperation (image is a montage of wallpapers courtesy of www.rugby.com.au)


An interesting article on the differences between suPerfection and Berrick Barnes.
Please feel free to click on image to see the differences clearly...

excerpts from Rugby Heaven
Pertinent and important facts bolded. Occasionally underlined. Always the truth.

The differences in how Stephen Larkham and Berrick Barnes approach the No.10 Test role are subtle and not quite yet defined.

How's that for the most ambiguous statement ever??

But there are enough variations in how they play for their teammates to make adjustments and be prepared to adapt - which will be imperative during tonight's quarter-final when newcomer Barnes must show the guile of Larkham to ensure Australia survive at least another week in the tournament.

As far as Lote Tuqiri is concerned, the chief difference is that Barnes listens more to the senior players. Larkham trusts his own judgement, understandable considering that he is a 102-Test senior player.

"Berrick's young and a bit more malleable," Tuqiri said.

Yeah, he'd say that. Glory hog.

"You can tell him to do things a bit more, while Stephen is the old warhorse. When Stephen breaks the line, he pretty much passes it straight away, whereas Berrick runs another five or 10 metres."

Stirling Mortlock looks upon Barnes as more of a traditional five-eighth, whereas Larkham is more of a free spirit - not surprising considering that his background was in other positions before the No.10 was dramatically thrust on him mid career.

Free spirit? Dude...he's not a hippie. He's a Man.

But Mortlock stresses that he feels as comfortable, just as he has been running off Larkham, knowing Barnes is the playmaker.

From a distance, it appears that Barnes is a more direct line runner, will take full advantage of a midfield break and is prepared to distribute far quicker to his supports. He has no qualms if the No.12 - particularly if it is Matt Giteau - shares the playmaker role with him.

Barnes and Giteau often play as a first and second five-eighth. Barnes appears to prefer the short, sharp pass to inside-centre, rather than the long cut-out ball. There is also no doubt Barnes has the more complete midfield kicking game.

Larkham is the drifter. He floats around the field, with the appearance of someone not exactly sure what he is going to do when he makes the break.

It is all part of the bluff - conning the opposition into believing he is doing something which he isn't.
Larkham is the most calculating and unpredictable of all playmakers. He may look like he is cruising, but the mind is always ticking over - especially when he can quickly change the focus of the attack with long cut-outs, usually directed at the charging Mortlock.

"Stephen is a very rare individual," Mortlock said. "He knows how to read the opposition, both in analysis and in battle.
"On game day, he does things based on pure instinct, which other five-eighths probably wouldn't do.

Berrick is playing within our specifics and targets for the game, as opposed to someone going on what he reads at the time.
"Obviously being so young at this level, he is probably not as instinctive at the moment."

Mortlock obviously relishes playing alongside Larkham,
...because who the f**k wouldn't???
because he provides such great service. But that's not to say Barnes won't, when required, play a similar role.

"Berrick still has a good long pass, but I don't think anyone in the world has a better longer passing game than Steve," Mortlock said. "But if I want the ball directly from Berrick, I'm sure he'll be very happy to give me it."

Obviously all the important bits are here but if you wish to read the full article then please click this


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The RWC 07 flag
Who will flag? Who will fly?


Now there is 8...soon to be 4....


All Blacks (NZ) v France
Sunday October 7, 6am (AEST).
Millennium Stadium, Cardiff,

Telecast Times:
Live on Channel 10 in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, from 4:15am;
Adelaide from 3.45am and Perth from 2.15am.


A few problems for the ABs'...Dan Carter is out with a calf injury. Not good. Now who am I going to sledge? Also this;

The Rugby World Cup quarter-final between France and New Zealand in Cardiff at the weekend could be spoiled by the teams wearing similar coloured shirts.
The New Zealand versus Scotland pool match last month was ruined by both teams wearing predominantly grey.
...although really...the ABs' were wearing silver.

France won the toss to choose for this weekend and opted for their primary shirt which is no longer French Blue. Their new strip is dark blue and black -- a combination that similar to New Zealand's black and their alternate grey.

So far the French are refusing to wear their second-choice white shirts and World Cup offcials have ignored the deadline to implement a change.

Other than that...no problems. Hard to tell really how the French will hold up against the formidable All Blacks. Also hard to say exactly what form the ABs' are in. Sure they've destroyed all their opponents but not without shedding blood themselves.

The incentive for the French is that this is home ground and they better win if they want to keep their nationality!

I wouldn't mind if the French won this match. Not because I support them. Only because I would like to see the back of the Blacks. They're safer that way.

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South Africa v Fiji
Sunday October 7, 11pm (AEST).
Stade Velodrome, Marseille.

Telecast Times:
LIVE on Channel 10 Sunday 7th Oct in Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne from 10.15pm.
Delayed in Adelaide and Perth from 10.15pm.


I really really want Fiji to win this. I doubt they will. I want to be proven wrong.

Their match v Wales last weekend was the best of the tournament! Great composure and skill and discipline...not luck...is what won them this QF berth. Unfortunately I think they showed too much too soon.

Now the Boks will not underestimate them. I'm scared.

Go Fiji!!
...even if they don't win this match...they've won a great deal of respect. They are contenders in World Rugby.

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Argentina v Scotland
Monday, October 8, 5am (AEST).
Stade de France, Saint Denis

Telecast Times:
LIVE on Channel 10 from Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane from 4.15am,
Adelaide from 3.45am and Perth from 2.15am.


Don't care either way...love both these teams!
The Pumas play with such passion and beat the hell out of France to come out top of their Pool (D). They play with flair, confidence and surprising diligence, especially in their kicking game.

Scotland is riding a wave of consistent play but will need to show more aggression in attack if they want to beat Argentina.

As I said...I don't care who wins...as long as one of them does.

...he he...




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Wallabies v...those who stole this...

October 6th 2007 06:11

Rucks and Rolls -

It's on for Young and Ol' Blighty...

Wallabies v England - 1st quarter final RWC 07


1st Quarter Final
Saturday, 6 October 2007
3pm (local time) 11pm (AEST)

Marseille, France


Telecast Times:

Live on Channel 10 in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane from 10:00pm,
9:30pm in Adelaide and 8:00pm in Perth.

Replay on Sunday 7th October at 12:00pm in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Adelaide and Perth.

Well...this is it. Sudden death. It's do or die. For England. God Save The Team. I'm sorry but I cannot and will not think any other way.
Even without God's gift to Rugby, Stephen Larkham, The Wallabies have an excellent backline in place. It's the Forwards that concern me.
Mainly the front row....so I'm hoping Baxter replaces Dunning asap. Dunning will get penalised for dropping the scrum time and time again. He just does not have the strength nor the cunning to get away with it.

Happy with our Back row and although we will need Elsom, Smith and Palu for the whole 80minutes, am hopiong to see Hoiles come on at some time because he always makes a difference. He has incredible ball skills, pace, vision and agility and he is a very versatile and rare player, in that he can play Forward and Back.
Alas, that is also his curse and not just because Forwards should never play at being Backs!

Unlike most bench players, who know what positions they will most likely be covering, Hoiles has no idea until the moment he is called up to run on. Hoiles has said;

You just hope you go on as a forward...But you do feel as though you waste a bit of lineout tape around your legs if you run on at No.12 or on the wing.

Also very happy with our Backline...Mortlock is back, which is great because when he's on fire, he doesn't just break, he burns that line. Let's hope it's just the line he breaks and not another bone in his body.

Gits is on fire. No all he has to do to get me to respect him again is to go back to the Brumbies. Traitorous bastard. But damn he's good. Watch him...he will chew metres.

Not sure what Tuqiri will do...probably play everywhere else except his wing position then whinge afterwards that he didn't get the ball.

I have faith in Berrick but...he hasn't been tested so far. Playing as well as he has against Wales, Fiji and Canada proves nothing except that he's got the future skills to take over Larkhams' position at 10. Not as The Perfect 10.

Ashley-Cooper may get nervous but then he'll get mad. Then look out people...it's try time. As for Latham...knee operations? What knee operations? He has definitely pulled his socks up...although not literally! It must be his game play superstition.

The Wallabies haven't played badly throughout the tournament. I feel they haven't played as well as they should and I don't blame Larkham's absence for that.
They are taking too long to 'gel'. They cannot afford to give England (and certainly not the All Black's) any leeway.

The reigning world champions they may be but that was 4 years ago. I'm not convinced that England is a total threat. England's scrum and line-out is not to be pushed nor taken lightly but the The Wallabies are in no mood to be pushed around.

...and NO...I do not wish to discuss that player wearing the #10 jersey for England.

It has been an interesting lead up to this match with England throwing a lot of pun-ches and sledging, our way. The Wallabies have restrained themselves, saving their energy and wrath for on field.

As long as we don't concede penalities, keep them out of our half and beat the s**t out of that naff ponce's left boot...we'll be fine.

The Wallabies kick England's boot by 10-15.
Go ahead...quote me.

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Key match-ups (as per Rugby Heaven)

Berrick Barnes (Australian five-eighth) v Jonny Wilkinson (England five-eighth)

Barnes has looked impressive in his rushed job to fill the boots of Stephen Larkham but the real test comes now.
His teenage idol Wilkinson is working his way back from injury but still isn't close to his vintage 2003 form. Their individual kicking games are crucial.

George Smith (Australian openside flanker) v Lewis Moody (England openside flanker)

Nicknamed "Mad Dog" by his teammates for his no-holds-barred style of play, Moody - playing his milestone 50th Test - rates Smith alongside Richie McCaw as the two best No.7s in the world.
And, for England to compete, he will probably need to match the Wallabies vice-captain, who has arguably been the Wallabies' most consistent performer this campaign.

Guy Shepherdson (Australian tighthead prop) v Andrew Sheridan (England tighthead prop)

Still developing as a world-class front-rower, albeit quickly, Shepherdson faces his acid test against England's main man who destroyed the Wallabies scrum and almost ended the international careers of Matt Dunning and Al Baxter in the process at Twickenham on Australia's 2005 spring tour.

Stirling Mortlock (Australian outside centre) v Matthew Tait (England outside centre)

A master versus apprentice match-up if ever there was one, the vastly-experienced Mortlock has been in career form in 2007 and looms as the Wallabies' trump against a youngster who has yet to live up to his immense promise on the international stage.

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Australia

Forwards:
1. Matt Dunning, 2. Stephen Moore, 3. Guy Shepherdson, 4.Nathan Sharpe, 5.Dan Vickerman, 6.Rocky Elsom, 7.George Smith, 8.Wycliff Palu

Backs:
9. George Gregan (vc), 10. Berrick Barnes, 11.Lote Tuqiri. 12. Matt Giteau, 13.Stirling Mortlock (c), 14. Adam Ashley-Cooper. 15.Chris Latham

Reserves:
16. Adam Freier, 17. Al Baxter. 18.Hugh McMeniman, 19. Stephen Hoiles, 20. Phil Waugh (vc), 21. Julian Huxley. 22. Drew Mitchell

England

Forwards:
1. Andrew Sheridan, 2. Mark Regan, 3. Phil Vickery (captain), 4. Simon Shaw, 5. Ben Kay, 6. Martin Corry, 7. Lewis Moody, 8. Nick Easter,

Backs:
9. Andy Gomarsall, 10. Jonny Wilkinson, 11. Josh Lewsey, 12. Mike Catt, 13. Mathew Tait, 14. Paul Sackey, 15. Jason Robinson.

Reserves:
16. George Chuter, 17. Matt Stevens, 18. Lawrence Dallaglio, 19. Joe Worsley, 20. Peter Richards, 21. Olly Barkley, 22. Dan Hipkiss.


Go
The
Wallabies!!

....now please God...make Stephen all better...we have a semi coming up...

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Stop You Good Thing!

October 4th 2007 23:30
Sportsfans are familiar with the catchcry "GO YOU GOOD THING"...especially in Rugby...but, like all good things in Rugby (John Eales, Bill Young, George Gregan, Stephen Larkham, our full trophy cabinet...), the good times end.

Like this -
The Wallabies World Cup Tour Diary...which I had written about in this post.

The Wallabies have entered the No Fun Zone
Life is better in the Dusk Twilight Zone


Apparently "some do-gooders" (aka the ARU) have stipulated a strict No Fun clause during the Rugby World Cup and have put a stop to this blog because supposedly it;

contravenes the internet, marketing and sponsorship rights of the tournament.

Some of The Wallabies (including God's gift to female Rugby fans aka Stephen Larkham) have been entertaining Rugby fans the world over with snippets, posts, polls and video clips of their life behind the scenes on tour. A public look into their private lives.

from Rugby Heaven

For the players it's a bit of fun, a much-needed release from the demands of the World Cup, and it shows that they are human.
In the controlled Cup environment, the website provides a rare glimpse into the inner sanctum.

Next up, a ban on laughing during the tournament because it might contravene player appearance contracts and woe betide the Rugby player who dares breathe without the consent of the ARU.

Bureaucrats. They suck the life out of you...

Please, please read this...the last post...written by Rocky Elsom as an explanation and an apology, it's absolutely hilarious!

Excerpts:

The ARU’s unreasonable stance of not endorsing full frontal nudity was the most disappointing revelation over this past week.
It seems that times have truly changed.
As a public site we are prevented from using any footage from the Copa Mundial 2007. I won’t bore you with the details but pretty much everything we do as a team or in team kit or at a match venue cannot be published without authorisation.
You may have noticed that we refrained from using the words Corld Wup in any of the posts

Another poll worth mentioning is the “Who would you like to date your sister?” poll, where Stephen Larkham was a clear winner with nearly 50% of the votes.

... service to the rugby loving public of Australia (and anyone else with the internet).
It is also worth mentioning that no player has received any financial benefit from this project. Except for Stephen Larkham, who got $500 for his geekishly titled first post Episode One. Which we though was fair enough considering his deal with Edinburgh fell through two weeks back.


Pattern? What pattern?



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Larkham. Light. Tunnel....

October 4th 2007 22:30
...vision 20/20 and certainly not blinded sportsfans.

Yes I do know Stephen Larkham is not the be all and end all of Rugby but he's certainly all that and some and I truly do believe he is the key to unleashing backline play and without him, The Wallabies are still great...there's no Stephen Larkham in team but there is team in Stephen Larkham and... he resumed light running yesterday!!

As long as he doesn't run to it...the light ie...but he's welcome to run in to the dusk sunset..

Stephen Larkham taking a break between sets.
How did Dusk get in here? I thought I'd locked the door and aren't I supposed to be the key?...


from Rugby Heaven

In a positive sign, Larkham jogged about 1km at Marseille's Stade Luminy today while the Wallabies completed their first team training run of the week.

Team spokesman Michael Earsman said the five-eighth's goal was to resume full team training next Tuesday to be available for a possible semi-final clash with New Zealand.

Today (Thurs 04/10) was the first time Larkham had run since initially aggravating chronic damage in his right knee on September 14, which prompted the first of two arthroscopies.

Alas he won't be there this weekend to kick some English but...there is a semi coming up at full speed.

No. There is no alternative.



image courtesy of Getty Images
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The Knee Bone is Disconnected...

October 2nd 2007 00:30
...from the sigh bone.

Um....that's not as crass as it reads. Okay? I'm not talking about that...and if you have to ask what "that" is then congratulations...you're an upstanding moral citizen.
And now upstanding sounds suspicious...


Get on with it.

The "sigh bone" would be the bone that houses this man's most precious organ. His brain. Therefore...his cranium.
And his knee bone is disconnected because it's not doing as its told...

Daily news releases state that there is a growing concern that Stephen Larkham has played his last test (Wallabies v Japan) and besides being very worrying news for The Wallabies (so much so that they've called up players who were not originally chosen for the RWC squad)...it's simply and utterly devastating for me.

(....and okay, for Larkham too. Maybe more so...just by a little bit...)

I refuse to believe that this is it. That Larkham's incredible career has been brought to its...knees...by his fricken knee!

He was fine (sort of) after the first operation.

Stephen Larkham after the first surgery to his knee on 17/09


...and then...not so fine second time around...

Stephen Larkham in hospital for the 2nd surgery to his knee 26/09


I just want to cry now. And not just because of those silly shorts.

Stephen Larkham leaving hospital after his 2nd knee operation 27/09


Sportsfans...we knee-d a miracle.



images courtesy of Getty Images
Drama...all me.
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Bring on the Rugbyf Quarter Pounders!

October 1st 2007 23:00
That's it....pool matches over. We have winners, we have losers, we have grinners we have...um...boozers.

Well, sorrows will be drowned...if not by the sound of violins, then something.

Last weekend of pool matches results:

Saturday 29 Sep
Eng 36 v Tonga 20
NZ 85 v Romania 8
Australia 37 v Canada 6


Sunday 30 Sep
Wales 34 v Fij 38
Scotland 18 v Italy 16
France 64 v Georgia 7


Monday 1 Oct
Ireland 15 v Argentina 30
S Africa 64 v USA 15

These are the standings:
(please click on ladder image to see results large and clear)

RWC 07 - Pool A & B results and QF teams

RWC 07 - Pool C & D results and QF teams


This is how it works:
The winner of Pool A meets the runner-up of Pool B and vice verse, etc

Let the Quarter Pounding Finals begin!

Quarter-final 1
Australia v England
Marseille Sun, 7 Oct 1.00am

Quarter-final 2
New Zealand v France
Cardiff Sun, 7 Oct 6.00am

Quarter-final 3
South Africa v Fiji
Marseille Mon, 8 Oct 1.00am

Quarter-final 4
Argentina v Scotland
Saint-Denis Mon, 8 Oct 5.00am


Will keep you updated. Over the try line and out sportsfans.

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Fiji's coup de grace Welshed the deal

October 1st 2007 22:30
Twas a coup de ta ta...see ya later!

I've been told by friends living in Fiji that the entire country went off!!...errupted like the fireworks that lit up the South Pacific sky in the wee hours of the morning.

Fiji is passionate about Rugby and this win? Well...the team might as well have won the World Cup, the celebrations were that joyous. A Quarter Final placing in a RWC has been a wait of 20 years...and Fiji desperately needed a moment of unity. For peace sake.

...BUT...on field...it was war. Ferocious and damn this word is overused but...it.was. PASSIONATE Rugby. One of the best matches so far.


Fiji 38 - 34 Wales

Fiji v Wales: a coup de grace win!
oh come on man...I'm losing my dignity, leave me my shorts! Mark Jones gets tackled by Ifereimi Rawaqa


Alas, once was powerhouse Wales now faces the music back home and the violins are out for Coach Gareth Jenkins who has supposedly been fired. That's right sportsfans...he's been dumped faster than a Hilton hand towel. Read that how you want.

I do feel terrible for one of my favourite players ever, Welsh Captain Gareth Thomas but at least now he can go get his teeth fixed! (The man has a gorgeous physique but hardly any teeth. I guess he figures "why bother when they're just going to get knocked out again??")

This was Thomas' 100th test match and he was hoping for fireworks...almost happened, Wales did come back in the game and Thomas played a huge part in that but...the deal was...welshed.

Thomas said;

We made some serious errors and the defence was not up to standard...We made the wrong decisions.
In my career we have had some highs and lows and this is one of the lows.


Fiji v Wales: a coup de grace win! First RWC QF placing for Fiji in 20 years.
It looks like a try...but thanks to Captain Gareth Thomas, Seremaia Bai didn't suceed. Tackled short of the line.


This was the match Fiji saved their energy...and their best players...for. I must say I was thrilled to see Fiji hold it together for the 80minutes. They're prone to falling apart but the team gelled, veni-d and vici-d at the right time, in all the right places.

Even though Wales had the superior scrum, they were out-run in open play except when Fiji was reduced to 14 men just before half-time when flanker Apakusi Qera was yellow-carded for kicking out.

This was a bit unfair because, apart from the Welsh player being a contender for next year's Oscar for Best Actor in a Drama...it wasn't Qera's knee that did the damage...it was a teammate's elbow that connected. Besides...what Qera did was instinct not intent.

The Welsh drama queen was rushing in off side anyway...well that's what it looked like to me...with full intention of causing Qera some damage. Damage like a rabbit would do to a bear.

The Welsh flyhalf was true to his name and kept Hook-ing the ball to the left, to the right, everywhere but dead centre. That's gotta hurt. Those points may have made all the difference.

Oh well. There's always next World Cup. As George, King of the Sledge-ungle would say; 4 more years boys.

Fiji will now face the Springboks (South Africa) in the last eight in Marseille on October 7... and that match will be like watching a Bula* in a shiner shop.


*Bula - Fijian word for hello. Shiner - what the Boks like to do to faces.

Please Note:
As you can see, I don't provide blow by blow match analysis. You can find that anywhere. What I provide is entertainment. The value? You be the judge.



images courtesy of Rugby Heaven

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Wallabies 37 - 6 Canada

September 29th 2007 15:07
If we played the All Blacks during the first half...The Wallabies would be roadkill.

Wallabies v Canada RWC Pool B Game 35 29/09


Second half, we got it to gether with some beautiful hands and we looked very dangerous with the ball. Against the Canadians. If this was an All Black game...anywayyyy...

Hey...Canada should be renamed Eye-le of Canady. Whuda thunk that Canadian men were such ...hot dayam??

Will fill in the blanks later.


Australia Tries:
Mitchell 2, Baxter, Freier, Smith, Latham

Australia Conversions:
Shepherd 2

Australia Penalties:
Huxley

Canada Penalties:
Pritchard 2
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Tonga Too Good For England...

September 29th 2007 10:20
...but England still won.

England 36 - 20 Tonga

Guess who's responsible for this sorry turn of events? Yep. Jonny "will never holiday in Australia" Wilkinson.

Jonny Wilkinson still as sharp as a blade (image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Stuff NZ)
Jonny 'The Blade' Wilkinson


I didn't watch the match live. I did set my alarm but...come on...it's Saturday and the match was at 5am! I had set the DVDR to record but don't think I'll be watching it...so will leave it up to the nice people at Stuff NZ to tell you what transpired.

from Stuff

Typhoon Tonga finally blew out of puff in France, the breath of fresh air that was the South Seas Islanders finally meeting their match at this World Cup in the form of a disciplined and predatory England side at the Parc des Princes.

England had just too much firepower in a willing and high-tempo encounter to secure a 36-20, four tries to two victory, that safely secures second spot in pool A and a quarter-final matchup next Saturday against the Wallabies in Marseille.

Once again Jonny Wilkinson's boot played a key role in the victory for the world champions, the No 10 grabbing 16 points via two penalties, two conversions and a couple of snappily taken dropped goals in Paris on Saturday (NZ time).

Though it had to be said England's talisman looked far from convincing with ball in hand or on defence, a fact sure to be noted by the Australians.


Ha!

...to read further, please click this...


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If this doesn't prove it...

September 29th 2007 10:00
...then you're all floating down a river in Egypt on a leaky boat.

Dan Carter truly wants to be Stephen Larkham.
Read this post for clarification.

Now he's out injured.

Dan Carter ten-ds to do what Stephen Larkham does...be brilliant


from Aus Rugby

Dan Carter is out of the All Blacks side to play Romania in Toulouse (tonight at 9pm) and the New Zealand camp faces a nervous wait to discover the full extent of his calf injury.

Carter noticed a tightening in his calf during training on Thursday before the team left Aix en Provence for Toulouse.

Coach Graham Henry said he was able to continue through training without further effect but when he woke on Friday morning it had stiffened up.

"We don't think it is particularly serious, we're hopeful he'll be right for next week and we will have a further update on Tuesday," Henry said.

"The medical staff have looked at it and we decided it was not the right thing for him to play tomorrow and we'll see how he responds over the next two or three days and we'll have a good idea where he is at on Tuesday."


Seriously now...what's happening to all the fly halves at RWC? I can smell a conspiracy theory.

There's already 'talk' that Larkham's knee was NOT the result of maul-practise...take 'u' out and what have we got?

Wallabies medic Dr Martin Raftery says the French surgeon who operated on Stephen Larkham's knee is not to blame for the complications that threaten his rugby World Cup hopes.

Yeah? Then why make a point of saying so?

God...I hope they are all okay...yes, Dan Carter too. This is the Rugby World Cup, we need the best of the best to compete against each other, that is the only fair way. So we need Dan Carter and we need Stephen Larkham.

Just don't talk to me about Jonny Wilkinson.



Please Note:
These are pre-dated posts. I cannot be held responsible for any information that is not up to date. Well I can...but I don't care.


image courtesy of Getty Images
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Dim Scrum Anyone? A Girlie Guide to Rugby

September 29th 2007 00:30
Dim Scrum anyone? (image courtesy of www.dim.fr)
Dim scrum anyone? Some would say Yum Charge...


Rough & Rusty Translation:

Opposition grouped to gain the ball

It's final sale and you're not the only one who wants the last bag at 50% off.
You need to go get it; let the battle begin!


**********************

There's a whole range of 'rules' and 'examples'.
See for yourself at Dim

Now...I'm not too sure how I feel about this...I could jump on my feminist high horse and have a whinge about how this image (and the rest) is sexist and condescending but...I'm a femininist...and I do think it's cute.

Plus...I'd be a hypocrite if I complained.
I learned the rules of Rugby the right and prop-er (tee hee) way....no girlie s**t analogy for me and even though I'm a Woman quite in touch with my masculine side (test-rogen)... I also love and cannot live without all the girlie s**t that makes being a female so much fun.

eg. I can rewire a Jaguar engine but damn I hate chipping my nail polish...especially when I've matched it to the colour of the Jag.

Besides the lingerie site is for females...French females...and funnily enough, French females find the whole Feminist burn the bra notion quite ridiculous.
They don't want their breasts to bounce around when they're marching in a revolution.


Here's a story for you though...and I really do know how I feel about this...even though I agree that the IRB is made up of pond scum masquerading as water lilies...I am not comfortable with the point of the Dim Dim Girls. Hell...I'm not comfortable with cheerleaders in Rugby...and they have clothes on. Sort of.

from Rugby Heaven

The stuck-up International Rugby Board toffs have excelled themselves.
One of the star attractions of any Stade de France fixture at this World Cup has been a group of women wearing black underwear, known as the Dim Dim Girls, who stand among the Parisian crowd.

Any time there is any action in the game, they start gyrating, almost upstaging whatever is happening on the field. Whenever they appear on television, local bars and cafes simply erupt in a chorus of wolf whistles.

...upstaging whatever is happening on the field?? Woah no.
Even the streakers know not to do that. Have you ever seen a streaker run through the crowd sitting in a stadium?
Nope. It all happens on field.

But the IRB is unimpressed. Apparently, the women are named after the brand of their underwear - DIM.
According to the IRB, it amounts to sabotage marketing because of the enormous amount of publicity they have received.

The IRB are planning to take serious action. Zzzzz.

Oh. It's the publicity they're worried about. Oh.kayyy.
....because appearing in your underwear in public and gyrating...gyrating!...is okay, as long as you don't hog the limelight.

The lingerie company is laughing all the way to the left bank...DIM by name, not by nature.

The IRB?...lights are on but...


image courtesy of DIM


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Just a quick look at the match-ups today.
These are the last Pool matches before the Quarter Finals.

RWC Commemorative Coin


....time to put our money where England's mouth is. We want Bill back. And we'll make them eat their '03 words....

***************************
All times are AEST.

All matches will be broadcast on Channel 10 and Fox Sports.
(please check your local TV Guide for confirmation)

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29-09-07 5:00 AM
England v Tonga Paris, France

(will do my best to post the result sometime before next year...kidding! Will do it today. A note...I am Ol' Blighty bred but really want Tonga to win...)


29-09-07 9:00 PM
New Zealand v Romania Toulouse, France

(might provide a brief match preview before sunset. For now...know this...Dan Carter (#10) is out with an injury but this match-up is a bit of a joke. If Romania even manages to get on the scoreboard...a public holiday should be declared)

...the only one that really matters...

29-09-07 11:00 PM
Australia v Canada Bordeaux, France

Telecast Times
Live on Channel 10 in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane from 10:15pm,
9:45pm in Adelaide and 8:15pm in Perth.
Replay on Sunday 30th September at 12:00pm in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Adelaide and Perth.


My reason for Rugby-ing is out for the count (that would be Stephen Larkham) and Captain Mortlock is also out injured.

Berrick Barnes, who suffered a corked thigh in the second half against Fiji, will be rested for the quarter-finals, and Giteau and Gregan are on the Reserves bench to give them a bit of a rest as well, while still getting game time.

Mainly because our Backs are dropping like flies.

George Smith is Captain, robbing our beloved Gregan of the title of most capped Captain. The selectors are such pricks.

Wallabies coach John Connolly was far from satisfied following his side's 55-12 victory over Fiji in Montpellier. But the win - Australia's third consecutive bonus point triumph of the tournament - was still enough to seal top spot in Pool B and book a quarter-final showdown with either England or Tonga on October 6.

The Canadians have made a contest out of all three of their Pool B matches to date but remain winless heading into Saturday's clash with the two-time world champions. A heart breaking 12-12 draw with Japan in their last start saw the Cherry Blossoms cross in injury time to deny the Canucks their first victory of the tournament.

Australia's 'Mr Fix-It', Julian Huxley, becomes the third flyhalf used in four matches. With Larkham's recovery from a knee injury suffering a setback and Barnes rested for the quarters, the versatile 'Hux' will make his first run-on appearance of the World Cup.

The Wallabies:

Forwards:
1. Greg Holmes, 2. Adam Freier, 3. Al Baxter, 4. Nathan Sharpe (vc), 5. Mark Chisholm, 6. Hugh McMeniman, 7. George Smith (c), 8. David Lyons,

Backs:
9. Sam Cordingley, 10. Julian Huxley, 11. Drew Mitchell, 12. Adam Ashley-Cooper, 13. Lote Tuqiri (vc), 14. Cameron Shepherd, 15. Chris Latham

Reserves:
16. Sean Hardman, 17. Guy Shepherdson, 18. Rocky Elsom, 19. Phil Waugh, 20. Stephen Hoiles, 21. George Gregan, 22. Matt Giteau


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Behind the scenes with the Wallabies on their World Cup Tour diary
Behind the scenes...


I found this a while ago when it was still...um...undiscovered. I wrote about it elsewhere, didn't want to write about it here. Why? Well...see...when I found it, it was still 'interactive'. So I interacted. And then I got embarrassed.

It's no longer instantaneously interactive (and evidence of my interaction has been erased) so...now I can share it with you.



Contributors
Stephen Larkham, Stephen Hoiles, David Lyons,
Steve Moore, Rocky Elsom, Phil Waugh


THE WORLD RUGBY TOUR HAS BEEN SET UP AS A NON PROFIT BLOG BY WALLABIES FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF RUGBY FANS IN AUSTRALIA AND ABROAD.
THIS BLOG WILL INCLUDE EXCLUSIVE HOME VIDEOS, TRAINING FOOTAGE, PHOTOS, INTERVIEWS AND JOURNALS FROM AUSTRALIA'S LEADING RUGBY PLAYERS OVER THE COURSE OF THE WORLD CUP IN FRANCE.
ENJOY

Oh...and I'm sure regular readers of this blog can guess exactly which post I 'interacted' with.

It's great to see their 'raw' footage and read their words. Why I say "great" because nowadays The Wallabies as individuals are so far removed from public view, it's weird and feels strangely intimate to see them as they really are.

Just normal boys and men...funny, witty, charming, fun-loving guys who happen to play at the elite level of their chosen sport. Really what struck me was...how innocent and 'fresh' they are. Yes, a strange choice of adjectives but, what I have always maintained is that Rugby teaches humility...it's a team sport...you're only as good as the people around you.

Read some of the post entries...there's an ongoing saga about Al 'The Fuse' Baxter with a really funny dead-pan 'retelling of the myth' by Matt Giteau. And do not miss watching the video clip: 'Farewell, Travel and Surfing in Lagos'.
Especially the farewell part at the start, which was filmed right after The Wallabies Public Farewell in Sydney.

There's also weekly polls. The current one is;

Which Wallaby would you most like to go out with your sister?
a) Stephen Hoiles
b) Stephen Moore
c) Stephen Larkham
d) David lyons

Guess who's leading?

Most importantly, you can send your messages of support to The Wallabies at:
wallabies8@gmail.com


It's the real deal sportsfans. And now that we're getting to the business end of things, more than ever our team needs us.

That's right.
The Wallabies need Australia.

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Hairy Streaks & Highlights of RWC 07

September 28th 2007 22:30
On a winning streaker in Montpellier Wallabies v Fiji match (image on Rucks and Rolls.com, taken by Tony Hughes and courtesy of The Roar)


Well sportsfans...if you ever feel the need to get your gear off and make a run for it across a Rugby field...I only have one thing to say.

Please ensure you have a Rugby conditioned body.

As previously mentioned in the Wallabies v Fiji match review post...here's the story laid bare...


In Australia, streakers at sporting events are usually ignored. But in France, they get bombarded with publicity and almost become cult heroes - as two brothers who invaded the pitch during the Australia-Fiji match in Montpellier have discovered.

For days on end, there have been stories in the local press and radio about Benoit and Nicolas, who ran around the ground wearing bizarre wigs and G-strings.

Their court case prompted headlines and they received a three-month ban from attending any local stadiums, which finishes on Christmas Day.

The brothers have said: "This will be our Christmas present".

In court, their lawyer came up with an interesting defence, which obviously didn't work. He argued: why should they be victimised, when they are only bringing smiles to people's faces?

"It was a jest of humour," said lawyer Alexandra Grevin. "I asked if making 35,000 people laugh and millions of TV viewers counts for something."

The judge wasn't smiling.

On a winning streaker in Montpellier Wallabies v Fiji match (image on Rucks and Rolls.com, taken by Tony Hughes and courtesy of The Roar)
...but I'm only doing it to make people happy...



images courtesy of The Roar, taken by Tony Hughes.
info courtesy of Rugby Heaven

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Verdict In.Jury Out. The Cut-ler did it!

September 28th 2007 22:00
Stephen Larkham puzzled by his injury


"Well...my head feels fine...but (eclipsis)"

The Wallabies have been plagued by a run of injuries that has made the Titanic look like a natural disaster. No I don't know what that means either....

They've been dropping one by 10...and the latest injury to Scott Staniforth has given merit to one theory...forget the butler...the cutler did it!

It's The Curse of The Clippers!

Coming off the bench in the second half of the Wallabies v Fiji match, Staniforth's injury occurred within 5 minutes when Adam Asley-Cooper's knee smashed into his right shoulder as he was tackled by a Fijian player.

Obviously this was not a move practised at training sessions....but get this....Staniforth had used the same hair clippers that Mark Gerrard and Stephen Larkham borrowed for close crops the day before their World Cup injuries

Wallabies utility back Mark Gerrard was sent home after rupturing knee ligaments with his first touch against Japan, while Larkham has undergone 2 sessions of surgery after aggravating chronic knee problems before the Wales Test.

Kneed-d I say more? Except Staniforth shouldered the problem...and he was hoping to be cleared for this weekend's match v Canada but it's a no go.

Staniforth said.

"Actually Mark Gerrard, myself and Stephen Larkham have all used the same clippers for our hair so we're throwing them in the bin. "They're Al Baxter's.

"We're not in his (prop) position so I don't know why he's cursing us."

Well...Forwards do like to clip their Wings...and flyhalves...


image courtesy of Rugby Heaven
info and quote courtesy of TVNZ

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Tonga v England: (hair)Do or Dye...

September 28th 2007 08:55
England v Tonga logos


Kick Off Time
9:00PM (Local) Friday, 28 September 2007
5:00AM (AEST) Saturday, 29 September 2007

Telecast Times
Live on Channel 10 in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane from 4:15am,
3:45am in Adelaide and 2:15am in Perth.

LIVE on FOX SPORTS from 5:00am (AEST).


This is a match that can't be missed. Tonga really can pull off the seemingly impossible. That dove of peace will create a war with the roses...

Bring on the Sipi Tau!!!!

In the meantime...here's eGoliath picking on Davids again.

...the IRB certainly focus on the big afro picture. Methinks they're a wee bit green with envy...read on...

Would you tell this Tongan Rugby player he can't dye his 'do? (image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Rugby Heaven)
Would you tell this Tongan Rugby player he can't dye his 'do?


Tonga's No.8 Finau Maka, whose wild hairstyle resembles the Jackson Five at their peak, was asked if he was going to have a haircut before the England game.
"No. If I cut my hair, I lose my power," Maka said.

from Rugby Heaven

The International Rugby Board has banned a plan by tournament fairytale team Tonga to dye their players' hair green for tomorrow morning's do-or-die World Cup clash with England.

Tonga grabbed massive headlines yesterday when a London newspaper revealed the team had dyed their hair in a show of support for an Irish bookmaking company.

But IRB officials ordered the players to re-dye their hair, saying they had broken tournament rules....and Officials claim the move would contravene tournament regulations on sponsorship.
The Islanders had planned the eye-catching stunt as a gesture of thanks to the bookmaker for its financial support of the team.

...IRB officials played party-poopers when, before they left their southern France base just out of Montpellier to head to Paris, the Tongans were told that dying their hair was not allowed under the rules of the tournament.

Irish bookmakers Paddy Power has been assisting the cash-strapped Tongan squad since its arrival, beginning with an individual deal to sponsor veteran back Epi Taione.

Taione changed his name by deed poll to Paddy Power for the duration of the tournament but the IRB fun police quashed that, listing him as Epi Taione in all official match programmes.

The match has already captured the public's attention in France, and all around the world, because it's the ultimate battle of rugby's Haves and Have-Nots.

The current world champions England have the largest resources, both financially and in playing numbers, on the planet.

Their players are paid huge salaries, some approaching the $1 million-mark per annum just to lace up their boots, and it's said that they're all pocketing $30,000 per man just to turn up in France.

That figure will grow dramatically the closer they get to defending their title over coming weeks.

Tonga, with a population of just 100,000 people, is a longtime second-class citizen at the IRB table.

Some squad members had to pay their own way to France because there wasn't enough money in the coffers to cover their airfares.

The players are on weekly salaries of just $60 per man while they're at the World Cup and their accommodation in Clapaci's, just out of Montpellier, was so basic it's said England wouldn't even let their media stay there.

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Larkham Out For 2. Hopefully Only 2.

September 26th 2007 11:39
...or else I'm out for the count.

You may be aware that Stephen Larkham is out with a knee injury, which is why he was unable to play v Japan and v Wales.

If you're not aware then you should at least know the what and the why. And please remain alert.

Stephen Larkham (image from throar.com.au taken by Roar reader Tony Hughes...why isn't he an R&R reader??)


- this image was taken on Tuesday 25/09 by a very lucky and observant fan in Montpellier France. Alas not by a Rucks and Rolls fan. Scroll mouse over image to see credit. Link provided to observant &%$#*& fan's post.


Larkham underwent an arthroscopy to remove a small floating bone fragment in his knee (which caused it to lock up) on the Sunday (16/09) after the Wallabies v Japan match.
The injury occurred on Friday during kicking practise and is an aggravation of an old injury. Thus he was ruled out of that match and the Wallabies v Wales one.

Subsequent reports had him almost match fit and ready to take on Canada this weekend in Bordeaux and Australian Rugby hearts were...um...heartened at the good news. Larkham is The Key (no "I'm the lock" jokes please) to a successful Wallabies campaign. I should not and will not have to explain why.

However, Kleenex tissue sales are set to soar and the drought may be broken due to the latest news.

Eight days after the first arthroscopy, Larkham returned to hospital yesterday for a second operation after his knee became infected and he is not expected to be fit until at least the semi-final stage, which is 2 matches away.

This is how Coach John Connolly feels about this.

Wallabies Coach, John Connolly, after hearing that Larkham will be out for another 2 matches (image courtesy of Rugby Heaven)


And this is how I feel.

How it feels when Stephen Larkham is injured (image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of trekearth.com)


After the operation, Larkham was treated with antibiotics and will remain in hospital for another day or two.
The symptoms of the infection flared yesterday when he was due to resume running in a bid to return off the bench against Canada. (This was the scene of the first photo op)

Coach Connolly said;

"We hope he will be out (of hospital) tomorrow but he definitely won't be considered for this weekend or the following weekend,

"He got up yesterday morning to start running. It was sore and it as just the start of an infection and he spent the night in there getting treated. He's very disappointed obviously, he was coming along quite well.

Like a quilt.

Wallabies medical officer Dr Martin Raftery explained the infection was an unlucky result of Larkham's initial arthroscopy.

While the infection was external, between the skin and the knee capsule, fluid needed to be flushed through the knee to ensure the infection hadn't penetrated the joint's casing.

"It's a recognised complication of surgery and whenever you do any surgery one of the risks is infection," Dr Raftery said.
"You have bugs on your skin and when you insert a foreign instrument into your body you can take those bugs through to your knee joint and that's what's happened.

"It's just unlucky."

No. Never winning the lottery is unlucky. This is malpractise.

Best case scenario...Larkham will be well, in time for a possible semi-final clash against the...gulp... All Blacks but he may have to come off the bench.

Berrick Barnes has earned the right to starting line-up but we will eventually need Larkham's experience, fearlessness, flair, brain, quick thinking, quick hands, quickening of the pulse (oh...that's just me), grace under pressure, grace while moving, grace while blinking to counteract a Blacks offensive.

Worst case scenario...I'll see you guys on my new knitting blog.




images courtesy of Rugby Heaven, The Roar and random Google search.

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...well sure it raises my test-rogen levels and sure, Rugby fans are very passionate about our sport (and its players) because it is the game they play in heaven, played by some very heavenly bodies...sigh...and sure, if my team loses a match, le petit mort is a fact not a result of friction...too much info, too much info...but this...this is just...a load of merde du taureau...

Warning:
This post contains Mature Content presented in an immature way as nature intended.
To enhance reading experience, please press tongue firmly against cheek.



from Rugby Heaven

THE World Cup is bad for your health because, according to a French psychiatrist*, it can lead to you becoming obsessive and sex-crazed.

Professor Michel Le Joyeux** provided the big answers when probed by French newspaper Aujourd'hui on Sunday.

As a public service to all those staying up at night watching the tournament, we provide the professor's answers in full, in the hope it can cure some viewers.

Why is it during the World Cup, we suddenly become swept up by Rugby?

"It's the effect of a new drug. The charm of rugby exists in its unknown side, a planet to discover, mysterious for a lot of people.
It's different to the other football codes. During the World Cup, the country lives to the rhythm of the event. There exists a real pressure on you to understand it, with the risk of being excluded from the group. That creates a dependence. You can't miss a match. It's like someone has developed a passion in watching a TV series
."

What fascinates us about these Rugby men?

"Firstly, it's health. We see guys who are invincible. They don't blink an eye under big hits which would break us in two.
For women, you can't exclude the question of libido. They are masculine brutes. Television plays a lot on with close-up shots of the bodies during the mauls. The potential of seduction of the players is used in a very direct way.
You could say excessive - which includes nude calendars of men
."

Woah. Wooooaaaahhhhh. Hold up...hold up...where's this freakin' calendar??? Nah, it's okay...it's just a French Rugby player***...

a naked French Rugby player



This addiction, is it serious doctor?

"In the majority of cases, no. The supporter who goes regularly to the stadium with their face painted in the colours of the team is suffering from a light addiction. He lives by the scores of wins and losses of his team sometimes at the risk of not taking enough time away from it.
It's less serious than the addiction of alcohol or smoking. But the passion for rugby in high doses can become problematic."


Become?

My name is DuskDevi and I'm a dRugby Addict.

No problem.



*like trying to lick your own elbow
** le Joyeux du sexe??
***guess who is about to play for a French Rugby team?...will give you a clue...I very rarely write a post not mentioning his name...this is one of those. Quick, go buy a lottery ticket.



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Hello sportsfans...

IRB RWC 07 France logo


Here are the standings so far;

RWC results ladder as of 25/09
RWC results ladder as of 25/09


A question has been asked as to how these pool groupings are chosen (because some of the match-ups seem a bit mountain v molehill) so without further ado...here's how;

The RWC 07 features 20 nations competing over a month in the host nation(s). Majority of the matches are in France but some have been played in Cardiff, Wales.

The current format allows for eight of the 20 available positions to be filled by automatic qualification. These are the eight quarter finalists of the previous tournament.

The remaining 12 positions are filled by continental qualifying tournaments.
Positions are filled by three teams from the Americas, one from Asia, one from Africa, three from Europe and two from Oceania.
Another two places are allocated for repechage*, which allows participants that failed to meet qualifying standards by a small margin, to continue to the next round.

*French repechage, literal re-fishing, meaning "to rescue" or "to save"

The first repechage place is determined by a match between the runners-up from the Africa and Europe qualifying tournaments, with that winner then playing the Americas runner-up to determine the place.
The second repechage position is determined between the runners-up from the Asia and Oceania qualifiers.

There are two stages, a group and a knock-out. Nations are divided into four pools, A through to D, of five nations each. (view pool rankings above)

The pool allocation system seeds teams ranked one through four from the previous tournament into A through D pools respectively.
So for '07...these 4 were England, Australia, New Zealand and France, from the '03 RWC.

The other four automatic entrants -the losing quarter-finalists from the previous tournament- are drawn into pools at random.

The remaining positions in each pool are filled by the qualifiers.

Nations play four pool games, playing their respective pool members once. A bonus points system is used during pool play. If two or more teams are level on points, a system of criteria is used to determine the higher rank. Please don't ask me what the criteria entails bcause I don't have the faintest f**king clue. With me so far?

...just keeping you on your...er...tips...

The winner and runner-up of each pool enters the knock-out stage. The knock-out stage consists of quarter- and semi-finals, and then the final.

Should a tie result during an event in the knock-out stages, the winner is determined through extra time. Should that fail, sudden death begins when the next team to score any points is declared the winner and this is when a kicking competition ensus. Which is why that pansy naff ponce Wilkinson did what he did and I don't want to talk about it.

The winner of each pool is placed against a runner-up of a different pool in a quarter-final.
The winner of each quarter-final goes on to the semi-finals, where the respective winners proceed to the final.

Losers of the semi-finals contest for third place. This is called the 'Bronze Final'...or as I like to call it...The Better Luck Next Time aTrophy.


info compiled with the help of...oh okay, mostly because of...bloggers pal Wiki.



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It was a hot afternoon in Montpellier...so hot a few spectators felt the need to strip off and run the length of the field. Not sure who they were supporting but I'm pretty sure that the team from Cavemania* didn't make the Cup cut.

Larkham was sitting on the sideline and I was hoping he would stri...oh never mind.

Yes...there were streakers*, peak-ers and kickers left, right and inside centre.

Matt Giteau: Man of the Match Wallabies v Fiji 23/09 in Montpellier (image on Rucks and Rolls courtesy of Fox Sports)



Wallabies 55 - 12 Fiji

Will fill in the gaps tomorrow/Monday...for now, it's enough to know that Australia leads Pool B and looks to be on fast track to beat the bejingies (technical term) out of England in the Quarter Finals.

One very VERY important fact I left out of my preview post was that this was George Gregan's 59th test as Captain (Mortlock is out injured), which makes GG the equal most capped Rugby Captain with former England Captain, Will Carling.

Nothing personal against Mortlock but I really want him to be out injured for one more week so that GG can break the tie.

Fiji put on a great effort and this is the first time they've played fairly consistently for nearly the full 80. If this was the B team...Wales better be scared. Very scared. Fiji is on a mission and led by former Wallaby Flanker, Coach Ilie Tabue...all the new Fijian players will be signing contracts and getting poached by European and NZ clubs...will elaborate later.

Fiji understands its limits and Tabua knows better to 'sacrifice' his better players to the might of the Wallabies. Fiji is saving its firepower for the Welsh. Just as well, the Welsh wear red.

Australia's game was scrappy...rusty at best but an absolutely great performance by Little Git aka Matt Giteau, who scored the first try and the first of his 2 tries...and yes, I know, usually he bears the virtual brunt of my real scorn but for those of you who know such things, you'll know it's because he defected from The Mighty Brumbies.

Giteau deserved Man of the Match and when he goes back to the Brumbies, I will then happily and freely admit that I do think he's an incredibly talented Rugby player who deserves the money he's paid

Until then...nothing.

A new day will tell how badly Wallaby bodies were affected by the Flying Fijians. I did say they would take no prisoners and take penalties and they did. AND...for a while, just a little while, it really looked like the Fijians were in this game. 2 tries either side of half-time is enough to mak Coach Connolly read the riot act to his players.

The Wallabies looked like they were moving through molasses for most of the first half but they had the game under control. Many errors and oh Lawd the injuries. Fly halves were dropping like they had been sprayed with Mortein.

Berrick Barnes at #10 did well, got in another drop goal because his main aim in life is to walk in Larkham's boots. Barnes had to go off with some niggle or the other and then...a comedy of terrors, replacement Scott Staniforth injured himself within 4 seconds of coming on to the field. Oh okay, 4 minutes.

(When Barnes left the field, Giteau moved to 10 and Staniforth moved to 12. Huxley came on to replace Staniforth. Was waiting for Staniforth to get injured so that the stadium janitor could have his turn)

Will grudgingly admit that Tuqiri had an okay game but he always seems to play well against his countrymen. Like a "this is how you do it boys" thing.

Forwards were asleep but #8 Wycliff Palu ate (he he) through the opposition...and although the Wallabies made many errors, really they did do what they set out to do...unsettle the Fijians with their conservative play. The Wallabies built up the lead rather than take risks and unfortunately Fiji's 'habit' of falling apart 10 minutes from fulltime played in their favour.

Will be back right after the break...fast.

Good night and good day sportsfans. I better get back to the All Blacks v Scotland match. I need something to help me unwind....


Australia:
Tries - Mitchell 3, Giteau 2, Ashley-Cooper, Hoiles;
Conversions - Giteau 4; Penalties - Giteau 3;
Drop Goals - Barnes

Fiji:
Tries - Neivua, Ratuva;
Conversions - Bai


*the streakers looked like cave men. One got tackled by a security guard and was knocked out and the other ran the length of the field, going from tryline to tryline before being arrested. What's the bet the latter gets signed by a Rugby club and the former gets sold for training practise?

image courtesy of Fox Sports


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Wallabies v Fiji: A War-k In The Park

September 23rd 2007 02:00
Wallabies v Fiji in Montpellier, France 23/09/07


Venue and time
Stade de la Mosson, Montpellier,
Sunday, September 23. 10:30pm (AEST)


Telecast Times
Live on Channel 10 in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane from 10pm,
Delayed coverage in Adelaide and Perth from 10:00pm local time.
LIVE on FOX SPORTS from 10:30pm.


Replay on Monday 24th September at 7:00am in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Adelaide and Perth.


This should be an interesting match up. Australia is putting forward their A team.
Fiji...is not.

Their earlier test match this year in Perth is nothing to guage by as Fiji did not have access to their A grade players as the majority could not get out of their European Club contracts. Fijian players have to head overseas (to make up a small team known as the NZ All Blacks...and please excuse the smily but...it's appropriate ) as the FRU cannot afford to keep them on a payroll.

Fiji may be considered a second tier team but that's only due to their lack of resources. If the FRU had access to the ARU's coffers (From my understanding they already have the same bureacracy at play)...it would be a different calibre ball game.

The Wallabies are without Larkham, which is bad enough but even if he was match fit, earlier reports had stated that he would be 'rested' for this match anyway. The last thing Larkham's already battered to the bone body needs, is to be squashed between a ruck and a hard Fijian face.

...and Mortlock may be Stirling by name but not steel by nature. He's out injured too after dislocating his shoulder during the Wales match. The man really must learn to slide the try not fly the try. You know? Ground the ball.

Nevertheless, the Wallabies have a good Forward pack psyched for this match and a pretty good backline because believe it or not sportsfans...this will be a war-k in the park.

The Fiji A team is scary. The one thing this team is renowned for, is their "predictable unpredictability". They rely on phases of unstructured play..and you can't properly prepare for that. All you can do...all the Wallabis will need to do is NOT MAKE MISTAKES.

Fiji has already rattled Australian nerves by picking a "below strength team", and the Wallabies apparently have had to change their game plan. They will be sticking to tried and structured and conservative to counter attack the pressure the Fijians will heap on them.

The Wallabies main focus will be to deny Fiji possession. And be very careful of their kicking tactics. The Fijian backs aren't kick-hot but they are very fast and they're cunning.

The Fijians have nothing to lose. I'm not saying they'll win this match but they will take prisoners and penalties.

As much as I do love Fiji and truly hope they live up to the hype...I also want them to lose with dignity intact.


Go
The Wallabies!



from Rugby Heaven

Form

The Wallabies revenged their 2005 defeat at Millennium Style in fine style on Saturday with an impressive 32-20 victory in front of the Cardiff faithful. But coach John Connolly will look for an improved second-half performance against Fiji, after his side was out-scored 7-17 by Wales after the break.
Australia easily accounted for the Fijians 49-0 in June but faces a vastly different line-up in Montpellier and will need to pay close attention to the Fijian's potent attack.

Fiji survived a late scare in its previous Pool B clash against Canada to register a 29-16 victory - its second bonus-point triumph in as many matches.
The Fijians have played some electrifying rugby in the tournament to date, but must eradicate the basic errors which plagued them against Japan and Canada, if they hope to keep pace with the Wallabies
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Stephen Larkham: A Ruck n Roll Model

September 21st 2007 04:54
Stephen Larkham for Driza-Bone (image scanned from RWC 07 magazine and reproduced here without permission but I paid for the bloody magazine and according to Law & DisOrder, it's public property)


Now...Stephen may be a lot of things (Australian Legend, an original, dries my mouth and shakes mah bones kind of guy, etc) but a fashion model he is not.
That's okay...he's not supposed to be.
This is a real ad for real men but... for the love of God and vanity, could the stylist for this shoot have at least, groomed his eyebrows? And unbuttoned a few buttons? Actually done without the shirt altogether?

Not that I'm picky.

There's lots of stuff happening in my code of the world and I haven't been keeping my...Orble-gation.

So, just in case you've been hiding under a rock or...God forbid...not interested, Stephen Larkham was injured the Friday before the Wallabies v Wales test match and had to have surgery to his knee on Sunday 16/09.

According to press reports (because I was unable to get there in time);

Larkham had floating material cleaned out from behind his right kneecap during the arthroscopic surgery in Montpellier and was expected to remain in hospital overnight.

"As Martin Raftery, our doctor, thought, there was a just bit of loose material in there, a bit of muck," said Wallaby coach John Connolly. "They cleaned that out and Stephen will be available for a semifinal and maybe a quarter-final - if we get there."

Raftery watched the surgery and confirmed there was no new damage in knee.

The 102-Test veteran aggravated the knee kicking during practice on Friday and was ruled out of Saturday's World Cup match against Wales only hours before kickoff.

Berrick Barnes replaced Larkham in the starting line-up and supposedly dazzled everyone (barnes-stormed!!) with his prowess. Whatever. Just because he set up the first try, scored a few and then kicked a dropgoal, doesn't prove a thing.

(Will grudgingly admit that the kid isn't bad...and he's an okay Rugby player too. For an insight to his personality -and Rugby personalities in general- read this article)

Berrick Barnes: The Wallabies mascot. With the Wallabies mascot. (image on Rucks and Rolls courtesy of Rugby Heaven)


Barnes will start as flyhalf for this Saturday's match against Fiji and the match after that v Canada. (preview coming up)
Although Larkham was going to be rested for match v Fiji, he had hoped to play at least 20 minutes in next week's match v Canada, but...knee-dless to say, that's out of the question.

Great. We better get to the quarter finals because, otherwise...it's Rugby World f**k up for me.
(Is that rude?)

...BUT what is really leaving me drizabone...is this.

On the basis of ONE debut match performance, Larkham's 102 test match experience and brilliance, which have earned him the right to start every match he is available for... John 'Knuckles' Connolly, Wallabies Coach and He who is girth by obe-sea-ty, has said that Larkham will have to work for his right to start.

Blustering Barnes Knuckles!!!! I am pissed.

from Fox Sports on MSN

Coach John Connolly wants Berrick Barnes to reproduce his form from Australia's World Cup win over Wales and challenge Stephen Larkham for the flyhalf spot....

Larkham had minor surgery....and is targeting a comeback for the Oct. 6 quarterfinals.

But Connolly said if Barnes could maintain his form in Group B matches against Fiji on Sunday and Canada the following weekend, selectors could have a quandary come the knockout stage.

Barnes "has got to back up, there's no doubt, and I think mentally he's the type of young guy that can," Connolly said. "He's trained well and he's got to play well ... and then (the selectors) have an interesting discussion."

Larkham has been irreplaceable for almost a decade in the Wallaby colors and there were serious concerns in Australia about his longterm successor - until 21-year-old Barnes stepped up last weekend.

...Now Connolly is admitting a fit Larkham might not be an automatic selection at No. 10 in his last international tournament.
"It's possible. Anything's possible, yes," Connolly said. "It is one match at a time, but we were very impressed with (Barnes) last week.

"That'll be a decision to be made in two weeks."

No I know most (sane and logical) people are thinking, well...it seems fair, match fitness wise, big picture wise, etc but I say fair is for maidens and fairy floss.

One match against a side that my neighbour's sewing club could beat*, does not prove.a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g.

Barnes' time will come. Larkham is retiring from World Rugby after RWC...until then...he is the Wallabies Premier Flyhalf and role model.
Like Driza-Bone...always an Australian Legend.


*not really


info excerpts courtesy of Fox Sports
image courtesy of Rugby Heaven


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Wallabies v Wales...Tonight!

September 15th 2007 00:00
I am so sorry I haven't posted anything about and in the lead up to this match because it's HUGE.
Damn TBS. Pre-dating is such a wonderful feature.
Forget the matches that took place earlier this year in Australia...this time when these 2 teams meet...

There will be blood. Not just red either...gold...

Wallabies v Wales (team logos)


Saturday, 15 September 2007
10:30pm AEST (on Channel 10)
Pool B Cardiff

...but Houston...we have a problem.

from Rugby Heaven:

Wallabies five-eighth Stephen Larkham is in doubt for Australia's crucial group game against Wales at Millennium Stadium after injuring his knee during training on Friday.

Well no wonder if he insists on playing Rugby like this

Stephen Larkham knee deep in misery (image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Rugby Heaven)
Stephen Larkham: knee deep in misery?


Larkham was taken to hospital for MRI scans after breaking down during kicking practice at the end of the captain's run.

"It appears that he aggravated an old injury but it doesn't appear to be serious," said Wallabies coach John Connolly. "He will have a run tomorrow [Saturday] morning and then we will make a decision.

Breaking down? What is he? A truck? That doesn't kick over...?

Stephen Larkham: The Wallabies knee-d a miracle (image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Rugby Heaven)
Stephen Larkham knee-ds a miracle


Larkham with Wallabies doctor Martin Raftery on Friday. Both knees look fine to me. He's walking isn't he?


He will have treatment today, and tomorrow morning at 7.30am there will be a meeting among the coaches and selectors to discuss how he has pulled up. But he will have a run at 8am and then we'll know how he is.
"Right now he is 50-50, but if this was Thursday and he was playing on Saturday, he would be OK."

Did you get that?

If Larkham doesn't play then Berrick (not son of) Barnes will be playing at #10, which is a crime against humanity but apparently;

...even if Larkham is declared fit, the bench may still be reshuffled, with Barnes becoming the third back in the seven-man mix, with a forward dropping out.

Did you get that?

Oh boy. This really isn't good. The Wallabies have already sustained injuries and disappointments with Mark Gerrad out and Adam Ashley-Cooper injured and Lote Tuqiri still himself.

As I said...this is a huge match. And one of the few matches not played in France. This match is being played in Cardiff...the Dragons (Wales) home soil aka home advantage aka home crowd aka home NOISE.

...Rocky Elsom believes the way to contain Wales is to contain their stadium. Quieten the Millennium Stadium crowd, and Australia will be well on the way to winning tonight's crucial World Cup pool match.

"I wouldn't say playing at Millennium Stadium is daunting," Elsom said. "Instead the prospect of playing there excites a lot of blokes. It is a massive stadium, but you still feel as if everyone is right on top of you.

"It gets very loud in the stadiums in South Africa, but I have never heard anything as loud as Millennium Stadium.
"And the deck is obviously very different. It looks green, but I think that might be more paint than anything.
"It's like mud. It sort of feels like mud that has been held together by something, with little bits of grass which come out of the surface."

...the Welsh team is obviously inspired by their fans on the terraces.
"The biggest thing we encountered when we played there was the way the Welsh team rode the wave," Elsom said.

The Wallabies better dump them.

Go The Wallabies!!


info excerpts and images courtesy of Rugby Heaven

PS:
Sometime before the World Cup ends, I'll post the results of Week 1...




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Well the first heavenly weekend is over and quite a few surprises...but believe it or not, the opening match (France v Argentina) result should not be one of them.

Disclaimer:
I am fully aware that this is Rugby World Cup and not Rugby Wallabies Cup and that there are other teams participating. However, please refresh or acquaint yourself with this site and its contents...and especially the Rucks and Rolls creed in fuschia...

I'll get to the other teams later.


RWC 07- Wallabies v Japan: the teams walk out to the field 08/09 (image on RucksandRolls.com courtesy of Rugby Heaven)


AUSTRALIA 91
Tries - Rocky Elsom 3, Berrick Barnes 2, Drew Mitchell 2, Chris Latham 2, Adam Ashley-Cooper, Nathan Sharpe, George Smith, Adam Freier
Conversions - Stirling Mortlock 7, Matt Giteau 3
Penalties - Stirling Mortlock 2

JAPAN 3
Penalty - Kosei Ono pen

Referee: Alan Lewis (IRE). Crowd: 40,043.


It was a sunshine filled afternoon at le Stade Gerland in Lyon...and I'm not just referring to the 6'2" hunk of Man wearing a Gold jersey with a #10 on his back.

RWC 07- Wallabies v Japan 08/09: Stephen Larkham the Golden 10 (image capture © Rucks and Rolls.com)
Stephen Larkham: The Golden 10


Both teams looked fit and mean and although we all knew that a Wallabies win was a done deal, in front of an enthusiastic and welcoming crowd of 40,000plus, The Blossoms didn't wilt as quickly as predicted.

RWC 07 - Wallabies v Japan: Japan's scrumhalf Yuki Yatomi in action 08/09 (image on RucksandRolls.com courtesy of Rugby Heaven)
Japan's scrumhalf Yuki Yatomi


They were never expected to put up a real challenge....and I can't really say that the Japanese team excelled in their play tactics.
Consideration must be taken that Japan was without 3 of their best players due to injury, including world record Test tryscorer, winger Daisuke Ohata, but although this may have affected the score, it would not have changed the outcome....BUT...it still took about 20mins for the wallabies to score a try (Nathan Sharpe).

Many have scoffed at the team pool pairings, pitting "the minnows" against the giants but how else can a team improve and gain match experience if not matched with 'first tier' teams?
Certainly the Blossoms 'reminded' the Wallabies that complacency is the luxury of the loser. I hate to say/write this but...if the smAll Blacks were playing v Japan...they'd have scored 4 tries in the first 5mins.

Post-us interruptus

Sorry. I had to go wash my mouth out.

At times I cheered madly at the TV everytime it looked like the Japanese were on a try scoring phase. I like the Japanese players/team. I like that they never say die.
Clearly the Lyon crowd too were behind the Blossoms. First points on the board was through the boot of Captain Mortlock via penalty goals.
Unfortunately the crowd came to see Rugby not Rug-boot and they Rug-booed his decision to kick for points.

I was most impressed with the Japanese tacklers! Players who barely came up to our Forwards navels did not hesitate to throw their bodies on the line. To se the little Japanese winger bring down huge Wallabies #8 Wycliff Palu was quite something.

RWC 07 - Wallabies v Japan 08/09: The Blossoms try to bring down Wycliff Palul! (image on Rucks and rolls.com courtesy of Rugby Heaven)


RWC 07 - Wallabies v Japan 08/09: playres throw their bodies on the lineout! (image on Rucks and rolls.com courtesy of Rugby Heaven)


Rocky Elsom doesn't believe in failing. He didn't just try...he tried and then tried again!

RWC 07 - Wallabies v Japan 08/09: Rocky Elsom tried and tried and tried again! (image on Rucks and rolls.com courtesy of Rugby Heaven)
Rocky Ball-boa 3!


Elsom scored 2 tries in the first half to help Australia to a 23-3 half-time lead, and then landed his 3rd just 90 seconds after coming back on for the second-half!
Prior to this match, Eddie Jones had proclaimed Elsom to be "not much of a player"

...and this is the guy that's going to help the Springboks win the World Cup?

I would like to point out that Elsom's first try was basically handed to him by Larkham, with a fluid inside pass and excellent vision and gorgeous physique and...I'll stop now.

Japan was left try-less but capitalised on careless Wallaby tactics leading to a penalty and 3 points for Japan. The biggest cheer of the match was for Japan kicker/flyhalf, the NZ trained Kosei Ono.

There was a very hot and bothered moment in the first half (and no, it wasn't when Larkham looked at the camera and...anyway...)
There was a lot of pushing and shoving in the rucks and then about 7mins in, Gregan was penalised and warned by the ref, for a high grab on a Japanese player in the maul.

It's not like Gregan to lose his cool. Without good reason. Unfortunately the cameras didn't capture the reason...all we could see is Griggs about to tear a Japanese head off. And then his famous "who me?" face.

RWC 07 - Wallabies v Japan 08/09: George Gregan (image on RucksandRolls.com courtesy of Rugby Heaven)


Chris Latham proved his match fitness with no sign of a dicky knee. George Smith proved that even without the locks, he's still one to dread! His try was brilliant...from start to finish, it was all him.

Larkham was replaced 20mins before fulltime by rookie Berrick Barnes, who immediately scored a try. And then another. Whatever. I'm not convinced that this kid is ready to play the big guns. Let me see him against the fAll Blacks and then I'll make up my mind.

This match was not the best by which to measure the Wallabies form but it certainly cleared cobwebs and allowed individuals -the Forwards, the injureds and the rookies- to shine.

This match was good practise for the brilliant rolling mauls and the lineouts. In fact this match was an extended training sssion for the Wallabies. That's very insulting to the Brave Blossoms, I know but...Japan can hold their heads up high and take a bow...which they did at the end to a roaring, adoring crowd.

RWC 07- Wallabies v Japan 08/09: The Blossoms take a bow after the match (image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Rugby Heaven)
The Blossoms take a bow that doesn't break!


I believe the Japanese team, in keeping with their pragmatic national attitude, is saving its strength for Fiji.

I also believe that the Wallabies need to sandpaper their game strategy before meeting Wales in Cardiff next week....because right now, they're looking a little rough around the edges.

Except for Larkyum of course. He's just a hot knife through butter....

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Coming soon:
- Gerrard's RWC journey knee deep in misery
- Weekend match results

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images courtesy of Rugby Heaven

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Please accept my sincere apologies for being a Total Slacker (professional term) when it comes to responding to comments.
I am currently away and unable to commit to anything at the moment. Not even an asylum.



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RWC O7: Wallabies 91 - Japan 3

September 8th 2007 16:42
RWC 07: Wallabies v Japan (image capture © Rucks and Rolls.com)


Wallabies 91 - 3 Japan

Yes that looks harsh but at half-time, Australia was leading by just 20 points. (23-3).

Will provide a more in-depth summary at a later time. I'm a bit tired right now...it's almost 3am and I've just played watched a Rugby match...

The Wallabies looked rusty in the first half. Predictions were that we would be up by at least 100pts in the first 20min but Japan's never say bonzai attitude and tenacity made our plays look scrappy....Japan's defence was awful...I've seen caught in the act thieves defend their innocence better

Our Forwards had to do all the work (with some Larkham magic off loading of course), with 2nd rower Nathan Sharpe and flanker Rocky Elsom landing our first 3 tries. Elsom had a killer of a game! 3 tries....He was Rocky Ball-boa!!

Rocky Elsom - try scorer: Wallabies v Japan 08/09/07 Rugby World Cup 07 (image capture © Rucks and Rolls.com)
Rocky Elsom - after the first of his many tries v Japan (and notice how the TV channel logo is placed just perfectly...seriously 10)


...second half...the tries kept coming...our play tightened then loosened then was total crap then tightened again. Yes at almost 3am, that is my limit of technical analysis.

Japan...bravo, they did the best they could. And they managed to upset the Wallabies rhythm many times.

The Wallabies scored 13 tries (I think...will count later!).

Try Scorers:
Nathan Sharpe, Rocky Elsom (3), Chris Latham (2), Drew Mitchell (2), George Smith, Adam Freir and
rookie & replacement flyhalf Berrick Barnes scored 2 on debut.

(...damn...I've missed someone...)

A few points:

- I kept switching from Channel 10's coverage to Fox Sports 2 and Ten has the best coverage by far.
Most importantly because Ten has Australian commentators (with 2 Rugby retired greats - Ben Tune and Ben Darwin) who know that it's Gree-gun (Gregan) NOT "Gray-gun"...as the poncy commentator on FS2's coverage feed, kept saying.

- Stephen Larkham has a new haircut. A buzz cut....because he is a Wallaby....

Nathan Sharpe & Stephen (demi-God) Larkham resting on the bench: Wallabies v Japan 08/09 RWC 07 (image capture © Rucks and Rolls.com)
Nathan Sharpe and Stephen Larkham


- thre's something quite amazing about the fact that rookies always score a try when they make their test match debut....Gregan made an excellent pass to Barnes, who apparently "clear called" for it and Barnes was off and over for the first of his 2 tries.

Was happy for him.. Was not happy that Larkyum left the field.

Also not happy that Wally was left to fend for himself.

Wally - The Wallabies Team mascot watches Stirling Mortlock set up a convrsion: Wallabies v Japan 08/09 REC 07 (image capture © Rucks and Rolls.com)
Wally watches a Wallaby (No Wally is not the one with the ball...)


Wally is The Wallabies mascot and as per tradition, it is the youngest player's (Barnes is the youngest player) duty to guard Wally with his life, at all times.
Wally goes missing at least 15 times a day and turns up in the strangest places.

...yesterday he was hidden under Stephen Larkham's coat for a few hours...

Yes. I too wish I was a Wally....


...he he...


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My apologies for the poor quality of these images. As Orble is unable to send me to France for the Rugby World Cup and seeing as I don't have a membrship to the Boys Club that is the controlling Rugby media body here...live image capture is the best I can do.
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A Game of Rugby...

September 8th 2007 00:00
...is a match made in heaven!
Played there too...and as for heavenly bodies...well...I don't worship false idols.
I respect and admire the Real Ones...

Stephen Larkham; The Playmaker (image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Getty Images)
The Playmaker. The Pivot. The Pivotal...




..has begun!!

Will (try to) post a clip of the Opening Ceremony later...this is all you need to know now...

Wallabies v Japan

Sat 08/09 @ 11:45pm on Channel 10 and FoxSports2


For more info re the Japanese Team, please read;
The Brave Blossoms
The Japanese RWC 07 Squad

The Wallabies versus the Japanese may seem a bit...Everest versus Fuji but I assure you, this won't be a "second rate" game of Rugby, for 2 reasons;

a) there is no such thing as a "second rate" game of Rugby
b) Larkham is playing...

from RWC 2007

Japan's rookie fly half Kosei Ono believes Stephen Larkham (AUS) doesn't have any weaknesses as he prepares to confront the Wallabies star playmaker in Lyon on Saturday.

Kosei Ono played for Christchurch Boys High School in New Zealand.
...but we won't hold that against him. Read on for the reason why...

Larkham - with 101 Tests for Australia under his belt - made his IRB Rugby World Cup debut in 1999 while the 20-year-old Ono has been thrust into the playmaker's role following a knee injury to Japan's first-choice fly half Eiji Ando.

Ono, who has only four international caps to his name following his debut in April, has been brought up to speed on Larkham's attributes through detailed video analysis, but the diminutive fly half scoffs at any suggestion of a chink in the veteran's armour.

...this is why...

"He doesn't have any (weaknesses), he is a pretty solid player," said Ono, who has lived in New Zealand since the age of three, but recently returned to Japan.

"It is a privilege to play against someone of that calibre but we are not looking at individual players, we are looking at the Australian team in general during our preparation."

The Wallabies are bringing their force to this match. They are not underestimating the Japanese team. Yes we all know it's a done deal...but I'm hoping the Japanese make us work for it.

It has been estimated that four billion viewers will be watching the 48 world cup matches. Are you going to put your loyalty where your mouth is and be united in World Union?

...or are you just going to sit in solitude and blog about unity?


I'll leave you with some entertaining snippets from RWV 2007

Respect the kicker

Rugby fans are well known for their conviviality but RWC organisers are distributing a supporters' charter at match grounds asking for silence whenever there's a place kick.
"Please refrain from shouting and booing, stay as quiet as possible so that the kicker can concentrate," the charter asks.

That's right people. It's Rugby. Not Rug-boo....


Saved by the bell

Wallabies full back Chris Latham came to the rescue when wing Lote Tuqiri started straying into double entendre territory at their team announcement press conference in the Montpellier. Tuqiri said he could not wait for the competition to start. "I'm a footy player. I'm male, I like playing with things.”

Before the media could ask him to elaborate, the quick-thinking Latham reached under the table and grabbed a small bell kept handy for signalling a halt to long-winded speeches and gave Tuqiri a little warning tinkle.

What did I tell ya?
...not a wing, not a player...and he really needs to stop playing with defibrillators.

There's a reason Lotta Tequila's hair is like this...


Lote Tuqiri: will his brain always be way out of its league?


I leave you with this. A snippet from a Demi God's RWC 07 diary;

Anyway back to Portugal. It rained the first night, heavy, and the locals said it broke the drought. The rain continued the next morning which started with a team meeting. Knuckles (John Connolly) started by reminding us that we were not on holiday and that this period was our last to do the hard work before the competition proper. The aim of the camp was to train as hard as posible without getting injured and do it in the heat. We then hit the gym, and cycled through seeing the physio, and doctor to make sure we weren't too stiff after the long flight. The afternoon was our own.

The team basically split in two, a golfing group and a fishing group. I was in the latter, and our group of 13 left at 12:30 for the Marina, which was the hub of Villamoura. After finding out the fishing charter company wouldn't take us out because apparently the swell was too big, Coops (Adam Ashley-Cooper), self-professed fisherman, preceeded to haggle with other companies in the Marina until he found one that would take us out.

Still raining we set off for a little known ship wreck 6 kms off the coast. The swell had died down considerably to less than 1 metre, and all was looking good until we anchored and set up our lines. Firstly the hooks were tiny, no bigger than a finger nail, which we baited with pippies. The guys realised we wouldn't be catching anything big today. Secondly we anchored over the wreck which was 45 metres down on the reef, but the bait wasn't getting within 40 metres of the wreck by the time the current had taken it, even with heavy sinkers.

We managed to catch 4 fish in about 2 hours, Ed (Fitzgerald) our physio caught a 20cm mackerel, Pink (Guy Sheperdson) caught a 10cm Brim, Holmesy (Greg Holmes) caught a 15 cm Brim, but the catch of the day was Gerrardo (Mark Gerrard). A Groper measuring no more than 5cm, obviously he didn't even realise he had one. But it wasn't about the fish, never is. Coopy was filthy, no one likes him anyway.







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images courtesy of Getty Images and Roar
Diary excerpt courtesy of Stephen Larkham...albeit, unbeknownst to him.
I'm not joking.




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One on One With Stephen Larkham

September 7th 2007 00:00
No. It's not what you think. Sheesh.
...this isn't basketball. It's not gutter ball either. So get your mind out of there...
I had to.


It's Stephen Larkham talking to The Daily Telegraph journalist, Peter Jenkins (aka lucky b*****d) about the atmosphere at the Wallabies training sessions...as highlighted on this post.

Stephen Larkham is the Perfect 10...in every way... (image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Getty Images)
It is one of life's aesthetic tragedies that this man is never photographed topless...and yes Matt, it's true...you'll never stand Giteau to toe with that Demi God of a Man and...no, that's not the Missing Link. I believe that's Adam Freir.


Unfortunately it isn't possible to embed this soundbyte here so you will have to travel my friends...but that's okay...it's Stephen Larkham we're talking about...and here he is;

Stephen Larkham speaks.

A few points;

- The images of Stephen accompanying this audio clip are GORGEOUS!...hence the post slug/short title...whilst listening to what he was saying...I was left simply...speechless.

- Peter Jenkins is a print journalist for a reason.

- Bill is so pretty.

- please click on the image to see the oh so finer details.



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audio link courtesy of The Daily Telgraph
image courtesy of Getty Images
body, smile, velvet voice courtesy of Stephen Larkham


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...when all through the house...
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

That's because the mouse had fainted from sheer excitement!!





Mark your diaries people...hell...get a tattoo...The Rugby World Cup 2007 kicks off tomorrow morning (AEST) Saturday September 8th...but I don't really care if you miss the first match;

08-09-07 5:00 AM
France v Argentina St Denis, France (Pool D)

...and I don't really care if you miss this match;

08-09-07 9:45 PM
New Zealand v Italy Marseille, France (Pool C)

...but I'm going to join the trend du blog and patooie the mannequin if you miss this match;

08-09-07 11:45 PM
Australia v Japan Lyon, France
(Pool B)

RWC 07 coverage free to air in Australia on Channel 10.
Please check your local TV Guides for telecast times.
RWC 07 coverage also on Foxtel.
International readers...I'm sure you'll figure it out.


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The Wallabies at the Australian Embassy RWC 07 Welcome ceremony in Paris on Aug 30 (image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Getty Images)
...these caps are all the rage in Paris...


from RWC 07 (the official one)

Australia have announced a full-strength line-up to play Japan in the opening Pool B match against Japan in Lyon on Saturday.

The Wallabies starting line-up contains 11 players with previous world cup experience.

Full back Chris Latham, the 73-Test veteran, will make his first appearance in the Wallabies starting XV this year, while his Queensland team-mate Berrick Barnes has won a place on the reserves bench.

Latham returned for the final Tri-Nations Test against New Zealand in July and played the final 35 minutes of the match.

Barnes, the youngest member of the squad at 21 (which makes him the Keeper of the Team Mascot and Brunt of all Rookie Jokes), is in line to make his Test debut after being announced as one of three backs on the Australian bench.

In the front row, Waratahs prop Al Baxter has been named at tighthead prop, while Guy Shepherdson will start on the bench after a knee injury disrupted his preparations.

"Disrupted his preparations"? Hmmm...I like that. Very polite.
See...if it was me, I'd say "...after a knee injury f**ked his chances".
...but that's just me.

Lotta Tequilas is back on the wing...and no, that dosn't mean he's high again...it means he's back in his usual #11 position, after missing the last 2 matches of the Tri-Nations.

Captain Mortlock was in doubt, not only because of a back injury that has forced him to miss training but also because he had been recruited to "repel a burger strike" (please click on link provided for clarification...)

Connolly said that it was important "to field his strongest team for the opening match".

"We had always planned to play our strongest team for our first two pool matches,"

"We want to build towards the Wales match (in Cardiff next Saturday) with a strong performance on Saturday and we will get a good opportunity to do that against Japan."

He said the traditional four forwards and three backs split on the reserves bench suited his side for the opening match.

"We thought it gave us the best balance this week and it’s a wonderful opportunity for Berrick (Barnes) to get a taste of Test rugby and gain some experience in a world cup, he said.

Australia have been drawing large crowds at their public training sessions in Montpellier, and Connolly said the sessions had taken on an extra edge.

“It adds a bit of pressure in the training when you play in front of 9,000 people,” he said.

“It was good for us. It was a bit like a little mini-game in terms of pressure - there was an expectation to train well from the people watching.”

The squad:

The Forwards:
1.Al Baxter; 2. Stephen Moore; 3. Matt Dumpling Dunning; 4.Nathan Sharpe; 5. Dan Vickerman; 6. Rocky Elsom; 7.George Smith; 8. Wycliff Palu.

The Backs:
9. George Gregan; 10. Stephen (sigh) Larkham; 11. Lote Tuqiri; 12. Matt Giteau; 13. Stirling Mortlock (C); 14. Adam Asly Cooper; 15. Chris Latham

Reserves:
Adam Freier, Guy Shepherdson, Hugh McMeniman, Stephen Hoiles, Berrick Barnes, Drew Mitchell, Mark Gerrard.

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Sydneysiders...enjoy your APathEtiC Public Holiday today. Use your time wisely. Get psyched!!







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...well, the fans imaginations and hearts ie...

10,000 fans attended the Wallabies first open training session at le Stade Yves du Manoir, in Montpellier, on Sunday September 2nd.

le Stade Yves du Manoir, Montpellier France; the Wallabies open training day (image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Getty Images)
le Stade Yves du Manoir, Montpellier France


Montpellier, where the Wallabies' 3rd pool game against Fiji will be played on September 22, was chosen as Australia's World Cup training base more than two years ago and Stade Yves-du-Manoir was built as a training venue.

The squad was "stunned" to be greeted with much fanfare and they were given a standing ovation during their lap of honour to thank the crowd, as Waltzing Matilda was played over the PA System (John Williamson was nowhere to be seen).

fans & fanfare at le Stade Yves du Manior, Montpellier France; the Wallabies open training day (image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Getty Images)
...fans and fanfare...


The Wallabies arrived in th picturesque south of France town of Montpellier on Friday 31/08 and the locals have gone all Wallaby-dazzled.
They started building a Stephen Larkham shrine but stopped once they were informed that there was no way in heaven nor hell, they could compete with Rucks and Rolls...

Speaking of which...apologies for being sporadic with Wallabies and RWC info...sporadic? hell...I make rain in the Sahara look consistent...

Stephen yummy Larkham tearing his hair out at another inane media question (I am just making that up...but it's plausible) - image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Getty Images
Dammit. Why isn't Dusk posting?? I can't function like this...


The perfect 10 (flyhalf/playmaker/demi God) Stephen Larkham, a veteran of two Rugby World Cup finals and the second most gorgeous man to grace this earth, said;

It was incredible to have so many people turn up to watch a training session. I felt like I was running out for a game.

"We were lined up in the corridor before we ran out...A few of the boys were saying they were a bit nervous before we ran out onto the field.

He also said that he misses reading what that nutter rabid fan writer at Rucks and Rolls has to say every time he breathes.

I miss reading what that nutter writer at Rucks and Rolls says every time I take a breath

Please do not quote me on the above statement. There is a strong possibility that I am full of **it...

Larkham said the local community had embraced the Wallabies strongly since their arrival in the Montpellier;

People always stop and wave at the bus when we are travelling through town to go to training and there have been plenty of autograph hunters and people wanting photos with the boys

the legendary George Gregan signing balls for fans at le Stade Yves du Manoir in Montpellier, after the Wallabies open training session (image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Getty Images)
the legendary George Gregan signing balls for fans at le Stade Yves du Manoir (..gees, these fans must be worse than yours unruly, if a cage is required...just an observation...)


There aren't a lot of Australians here (in Montpellier), so almost the entire crowd tonight was made up of people from the area.
They've taken us under their wing and I suppose we're their second team in the competition now...It was amazing, fantastic. All the guys got a buzz out of that.


Of course they did. They're the Wallabies!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha...ah sheesh I crack myself and only myself, up.

Stephen Larkham evading Hugh McMeniamn with his usual skill and grace...and what looks like karate chop!...during a Wallabies training session in Montpellier (image on Rucks and Rolls. com courtesy of Sportal)
...hiiiii yah!...


Wallabies flanker, Rocky Elsom said the session was "worlds apart from a typical training run."

We've never had anyone cheer our training tries before,"
They cheered everything we did. They didn't mind one bit that we had no opposition out there.

The Wallabies listening to the crowd cheer them breathe (image on rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Getty Images)
The Wallabies take a breather. The crowd cheers. Larkham blinks. Crowd faints. Don't even ask what happens to me...


Unfortunately, the Wallabies do have some injury concerns and if I wasn't the post-er girl for blog-slakerdom, you would know that by now...

Lock Daniel Vickerman missed the training session due to illness. Captain Mortlock is suffering from a back injury and Berrick Barnes and Adam Ashley-Cooper are suffering from groin injuries but all 3 completed the training session.

The imbecile part of me giggles every time I read about a "groin injury". I mean...what were they doing?...hmm?

Stirling Mortlock, Rocky Elsom and Sean Hardman stretch before their training session at le Stade Yves du Manoir, Montpellier (image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Getty Images)
...this is a teapot (aka quad and groin injury prevention)


Lote Tuqiri is suffering from a brain injury. It fell out.

The Wallabies' main injury concern is prop Guy Sheperdson, who also trained despite suffering a knock to his left leg during training on Saturday.

Guy Sheperdson with the suspect left leg (image on Rucks and Rolls.com courtesy of Getty Images)
Guy Sheperdson and his knocked up (!) left leg (this image is not from RWC, it's from 9 months ago...truly! Okay...12 months ago...)


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info sourced from Sportal
images courtesy of Getty Images
Stephen Larkham courtesy of heaven...

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Go The Wallabies!

August 30th 2007 00:00










Just a reminder...and incentive. For me.
My name is DuskDevi and I'm a Blog Slackaholic.

Well actually I'm not. I'm just a bit snowed under....but we are getting very close to the Rugby World Cup.
Don't know about you lot...but I'm getting ready to



I guess I really should blog first.


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...and yes, I was there.

Wallabies RWC Squad public farewell in Sydney (image © DuskDevi / www.rucksandrolls.com 2007)
Wallabies RWC Squad public farewell in Sydney (image © DuskDevi / www.rucksandrolls.com 2007)


I had a very packed day yesterday but there was no way in hell I was going to miss the Public Farewell for the players that play the game in heaven...nor this Demi God...

Stephen Larkham at the Wallabies RWC Squad public farewell in Sydney (image © DuskDevi / www.rucksandrolls.com 2007)
Stephen Larkham...oh and some other Wallabies...


Stephen Larkham at the Wallabies RWC Squad public farewell in Sydney (image © DuskDevi / www.rucksandrolls.com 2007)


- please feel free to click on image/s to see...detail...

The day dawned well then showed signs of that blizzard I talked about...but...the sun did what it does best and it didn't rain on my parade the event out.

A pretty good crowd of Gold Army fans turned up. Despite what the media would like us to believe...we, The Faithfuls, love our Wallabies...

fans at the Wallabies RWC Squad public farewell in Sydney (image © DuskDevi / rucksandrolls.com 2007)
fans at the Wallabies RWC Squad public farewell in Sydney (image © DuskDevi / rucksandrolls.com 2007)


Apologies for the less than good quality of these pics...Nooooo...I know what you're thinking but you're wrong, okay? Wrong. I was trembling because it was cold. It. Was. Cold.
...besides I deliberately shook this image when I took it so as to protect the privacy of the people concerned. My blog. My Story.

fans at the Wallabies RWC Squad public farewell in Sydney (image © DuskDevi / rucksandrolls.com 2007)


There was pomp, there was ceremony. Pomposity and cerebral malfunctions as well.

Channel 10's Tim Webster was MC and did a good job of asking useless questions in between plugging Channel 10's coverage of the Rugby World Cup.

Seriously. 10...out of 10 for Talking Head without an AutoCue. Did someone say dummy?

Wallabies RWC Squad public farewell in Sydney (image © DuskDevi / rucksandrolls.com 2007)


As for the pomposity? Well...ARU CEO, MD, DICK, John O'Neill was there.
O'Neill said;
blah blah blah Wallabies blah blah blah

I'm pretty sure I took a photo of him speaking but I must have just taken a photo of Stephen instead...

Wallabies RWC Squad public farewell in Sydney (image © DuskDevi / rucksandrolls.com 2007)


I was originally positioned on the left side, facing the steps, diagonally opposite...but felt like I was being watched...

Stephen Larkham at the Wallabies RWC Squad public farewell in Sydney (image © DuskDevi / www.rucksandrolls.com 2007)


As you can see from the 2nd and 3rd pics, I then moved to a less conspicuous position. Exactly opposite and in front.

_____________________________ _____

AND...he may have swapped the tracksuit for a black suit...but everyone's favourite reason to say sorry was there too....and he did give a lovely little speech.
Howard said;
blah blah blah Wallabies blah blah blah Wallabies...

John Howard (Aus PM) at the Wallabies RWC Squad public farewell in Sydney (image © DuskDevi / rucksandrolls.com 2007)
John Howard at the Wallabies RWC Squad public farewell in Sydney (image © DuskDevi / rucksandrolls.com 2007)


Howard also said;
None of us who follow Rugby pretend that it's going to be easy but the great thing about Australian Rugby teams, indeed the great thing about all Australian teams is that no matter what challenges they face or what adversity they might encounter they never give up

Did someone say "federal election campaign"?

Captain Stirling Mortlock also spoke and I did hear what he said;
It's a very special occasion for the team and we are very proud to be representing our fans and the rest of the nation in one of the World's premier sporting events...
Fourteen of our players have played in past Rugby World Cups and I've got no doubt that experience will hold us in good stead in this World Cup.

"I know that the belief is in this team and hopefully we can bring back Bill

I actually took a video clip of Mortlock's speech. Amongst others...will post those soon. Maybe.
I was hoping to hear George Gregan and Stephen Larkham speak but alas, they did not and it was over all too soon...for me the public.

After the Public Farewell, there was a Private Farewell, no this is not 'code' for a one on one session...Sheesh. Come on people.

Wallabies RWC Squad private farewell luncheon in Sydney (image © Getty Images)
Wallabies RWC Squad private farewell luncheon in Sydney (image © Getty Images)


The Wallabies headed back in to the Town Hall for an invitation only luncheon. Obviously my invitation got sent to the wrong address.
Nevertheless, I was glad I was there in public form...and spirit.

By the way....where were you lot?

The Wallabies fly out to Portugal today (Thursday 23/08) for an intensive seven-day training camp before setting up base in Montpellier, France ahead of their opening clash against Japan on September 8.


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PS. I did take pics of the entire squad but....

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all images (except last one) © DuskDevi (Rucks and Rolls)

last image courtesy of Getty Images

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This it it.
Your last chance to see Stephen The Wallabies before they set off on their Crusade to bring back the Holy Grail of Rugby...Bill.

...and actually....what the hell...this really is the last time you will get to see STEPHEN LARKHAM on Australian soil as a Wallaby. George Gregan too.

The 2007 Wallabies Rugby World Cup Squad on Rucks and Rolls.com
...2nd row, 3rd from the right...


The Wallabies squad leaves on Thursday August 23 for France, where they will be based in Montpellier.
Their first match is on September 8th versus Japan.


from ARU

Public Farewell to the 2007 World Cup Wallabies

The Australian Rugby Union and City of Sydney have teamed up to give the Wallabies a huge Public Farewell on the eve of their departure for France and Rugby World Cup 2007.

Get along to Sydney Square, next to the Sydney Town Hall, at lunchtime on Wednesday, 22 August to say a final Goodbye and Good Luck to the Wallabies for Australia’s Rugby World Cup 2007 campaign.

Don’t forget to Go Gold and show the Wallabies that you’re behind them all the way!
There will be some Rugby activities to enjoy from 11.30am.

...no these activities do not include watching Larkham change shirts. I asked.


When:
12.00pm, Wednesday, 22 August
Where:
Sydney Square, next to Sydney Town Hall
FREE ENTRY!

This event will be subject to suitable weather conditions. aka...only a blizzard should keep you away and even then...get a shovel.

I just might see you there but apologies if I don't recognise you.
I have a medical condition know as Larkham Tunnel Vision Syndrome. There is no known cure.

Stephen Larkham and George Gregan. 2 legends. Too Good (RucksandRolls.com)
...sigh....



images courtesy of ARU and Brumbies Rugby
Larkham and Gregan image cropped from original image



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Och ah dunoo jimmy. It's a cruel world.

Now I'll never get to see what Stephen Larkham looks like in a kilt.
I said 'in'. Not under.

Stephen Larkham: always above board.


- This image has nothing to do with this post. I just like it. And no I don't wish to be reincarnated as a surfboard. Sheesh.

Some sportsfans may be aware that Larkyum was headed off to Scotland after the Rugby World Cup, to grant his gorgeous self services to the Edinburgh Rugby Club.

Some sportsfans (especially this one on this post) are also aware that Larkyumyum's future as a MacYummy* is in doubt.

Although....supposedly...the row over who would control Edinburgh Rugby Club has been settled, it seems that Stephen will not be packing his bagpipes for Scotland.

Stephen had signed on for a 2 year contract to join the Magners Club formerly controlled by Edinburgh Rugby and headed by brothers Alex and Bob Carruthers but earlier this year, the clans went to war over ownership rights...and now that the Scottish Rugby Union has 'bought' back Edinburgh, it was decided that
it was not financially viable to sign him on the terms Edinburgh had agreed.

Yeah. They got him 'cheap'. The Edinburgh offer was the third most lucrative for Larkham so money was definitely not his motivator.
However...the money that was offered Larkham could be used to 'buy' 3 Scottish Rugby players so I do understand the reasoning.

The SRU...similar to the ARU but 10% less stupid and they really do wear skirts...has also fired the Edinburgh Coach, Lynn Howells and replaced him with Henry Edwards, the former Forwards Coach.

from News24

Gordon McKie, the SRU's chief executive, said that in appointing Henry Edwards... he is hoping stability could quickly be re-established.

But in looking to rebuild the squad, it cannot afford Larkham on the terms offered.
"We decided it would not be in Scottish rugby's best interests to proceed with that agreement," said McKie to The Herald.

"We have asked Edinburgh Rugby the out-going owners to advise the player that they are not in a position to fulfill the contract on the terms offered.

"If his agent wants to discuss matters with us we would be happy to do so, but the overall structure of the contract is not one that we would ordinarily issue to a top player."

Larkham is now free to weigh up his options, including the possibility of a move to Toulouse, who had actively pursued him before he committed to Scotland.

Lynn Howells is understandably pissed and not just because his parents named him Lynn.

Howells hit out at the SRU and McKie for his comments about Larkham and was reported to have said
that it would be a shame for Scottish rugby if someone of that calibre fails to turn up

Latest news reports cite that Larkham is considering throwing it all in and joining Rucks and Rolls as its Chief Inspiration Correspondant.

Stephen Larkham talking to the press about his offer to join Rucks and Rolls.com as Chief Swoonmaker.
Yes, I am thinking about joining Rucks and Rolls. I'm just a bit concerned about these fainting spells DuskDevi has every time I open my mouth...

...thump...

"There she goes again".

That offer has now been withdrawn.


...which left the Welsh free to make their move.

from icWales

THE DRAGONS could be poised to make an audacious move to sign Wallaby legend Stephen Larkham.

The Welsh region have been monitoring the Aussie’s position and the fallout between the owners of the Scottish side and the Scottish Rugby Union.

For the cash-strapped Dragons, landing Larkham would be a massive coup and ease the discontent among the Rodney Park faithful about the lack of a big-name signing.

But the Welsh side faces a battle to land the legendary Wallaby, with French giants Toulouse also in the race.

...but...if the ARU had any sense...and they're losing dollars so why would they?...they would keep Larkham here, on home soil and pay him to train Rugby players.
...by their own admission, the ARU has been unable to find someone to take Larkham's invaluable place. As a flyhalf.

As a Man?...that's just Wishin': Impossible.

That's another story and a whole other post, which I will get to once I stop fain...


...thump...


*MacYummy; an Edinburgh-er worth biting into...

images courtesy of Stuff

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...they're a Rugby Union of Extraordinary Gentlemen Warriors.

I haven't mentioned this at all because;
a) it's ridiculous
b) it's beyond ridiculous
c) I've been a major blog slacker lately and I'm not going to waste the precious moments when the post irony strikes, on...shudder...the ARU's/Wallabies staff insistence on procuring showpony league players.

Please note: I am not that disrespectful that I would call this league player a 'showpony'. I am referring to the drunken Sailors and the jelly Rogers of the league crossover world.

George Gregan (Rugby leGGend) with Andrew Johns (leag-end)
...oh those? They're Forwards. And that's a scrum...


However, the iron-y struck on this and damn it hurt.

Last month, Andrew Johns, retired league player and legend of the game they play...in some parts of Australia...was invited by Wallabies coach Connolly to help with kicking Connolly's ass. And kicking in general because Johns is supposedly King of the Kick.

The other reason why I haven't mentioned this is because...Larkham and Gregan were all for this, saying that Johns has the knowledge and tactical awareness to provide the Wallabies with an edge.

No, you didn't just lose your eyesight. Yes, I wrote that in the smallest font possible. Yes I am an immature cretin but that's my prerogative. I leave the maturity to the professionals.

Johns has been providing kicking tuition at many Wallabies training sessions and there has been talk that he will be travelling to France as Kicking Coach.

Apparently...excuse me...I need some fortification..where's my brandy coffee?..."schooling" from Johns in the week before the first Bledisloe match, was the "trigger" for Larkham to place the grubber kick that almost became a try for Mortlock.

Next thing...we're going to credit the Boomers for Rugby lineout throws and the Kookaburras for teaching Rugby Forwards how to hook the ball.

Okay, let me try to be grown-up about this for a few seconds.

I don't know anything about league. I know who Andrew Johns is and by all accounts he's not just an all round nice guy, he's a great league player.

League player.

I'm sure he is great at what he does/did but let me just point one thing out that I may or may not have done earlier.

League player.

Rugby and league are two very different games and not just because Rugby has 15 players with 8 real Forwards, a scrum, Stephen Larkham, a lineout and knowledge that 'you' is singular and plural.

It would make more sense to me if an ex AFL playing great was asked to help out with the kicking because from what I have seen, AFL kicking tactics is what Rugby kickers could really learn from.

I could be wrong so please feel free to enlighten me.

It would make greater sense to me if we asked a RUGBY GREAT like...oh I don't know...John Eales or Matthew Burke or Joe Roff or Mark Ella or Tim Horan or Jason Little to help out with kicking tuition and moral support.

Surprisingly, it's actually the ARU that has vetoed the idea of Johns travelling with the Wallabies....BUT...Connolly keeps pushing his considerable bulk, for it.

excerpts from Rugby Heaven

The Wallabies are again pushing hard for Andrew Johns to fill the role of kicking guru during this year's World Cup, despite Australian Rugby Union officials recently declaring it was unlikely the league great would be involved.

Johns would not be available to become part of the Wallabies World Cup off-field contingent until the quarter- and semi-finals stages of the tournament, because of his television commitments with the Nine Network.

When asked if appointing Johns the Wallabies kicking coach was back on the agenda, Connolly said:
"Well, it never has been off the agenda. It's just a matter of what we can work out. He's always been keen if it fits in.

Sin-ical cow that I am (moo-ving along), I truly feel that this is a ploy on Connolly's part to draw in league fans....because there simply is no other reason for wanting Johns to be a part of the Rugby contingent heading to France.

As former Wallaby lock (& the ARC's East Coast Aces Assistant Coach), Garrick Morgan says;

"What can he (Johns) add?
He might have some good banter to keep the boys relaxed, most probably,"

"Joey is one of the greatest rugby league players ever [but] he never played rugby
"They should have been organised before this.
If he (Johns) can come along to one or two sessions and help out that's fine...But I am not sure if you have to take him.

I would rather take someone like Tim Horan or John Eales who have been there done that, who are part of the rugby fraternity."

Morgan also said some things to say in retaliation to Flat Rogers rant against Rugby and the ARC...but I'll leave that for another iron-y post.

Please believe me when I say that I'm not being typically "rah rah" elitist about this. This is not about code bigotry. I'm already bummed that the ARU is considering a foreigner to coach The Wallabies.

It just seems like...everyone wants to water the Wallabies down. Why aren't our Rugby coaches and ex players good enough? Why do we have to be so PC about code intergration? I don't see league asking Rugby Forwards to help them out in their scrum. Oh yeah right. They don't have one.
Sarcasm aside...you get the picture right?

Why Larkham and Gregan are supporting this is because they know that we have some problems with our kicking game, especially when playing against the great naff ponces like Carter and Wilkinson.

Although our midfield tactical kicking has improved, it is still hit and miss but for f**ks sake...Rugby is not a kicking game.

It's a running game.

That does not mean we should hire Cathy Freeman.

It means that Rugby should stick to what Rugby people know best. And stop hiring people way out of their league.




excerpts from Rugby Heaven and The Age (Garrick Morgan's quote)
image courtesy of The Daily telegraph




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Ohhh the hypocrisy.

After the furore (yes furore!) over Eddie Jones defecting to the Bok side...I can't wait to see how John O'Neill, CEO, MD & RW* of ARU, justifies this.

Robbie Deans; Wallaby Coach? Over no ones dead body...
Robbie Deans; Green & Gold are not his colours


Apparently...Robbie Deans as the next Wallabies coach is virtually a "done deal"— and could happen even if the All Blacks lose the World Cup in France in September-October.

Oh. Ohh.kayy.
So if the All Blacks lose, the ARU will reward any Kiwi Coach?

What one has to do with the other is beyond me, seeing as Deans is not the All Blacks coach.

Why I say this is because the NZRU has a history of sacking their 'failed' coaches...and the ARU has a history of hiring them. The sacked NZ ones.

Robbie Deans is the current Crusadsacked -ha!- (Canterbury Crusaders) coach and a former All Black.
Dean was also Assistant to former All Blacks coach, John Mitchell, who is now the coach of Australia's newest Super 14 team, the Western Force.

Mitchell is a great coach.
I can happily acknowledge that, now that he is an Australian coach. He was fired as All Blacks coach after the ABs failed to make the grade RWC 03.

It's not Mitchell's fault that the Wallabies played a perfect game that semi final night. Oh sigh...that was such a good night...

I felt very sorry for him and was okay with him being a foreigner/NZ-er/alien/Peter Garrett lokkalike and hired as an Australian Super 14 coach...the Force is with his team...BUT...even though many Australian coaches have led overseas teams and I've never had a problem with that...I have a major problem with this.

A New Zealander coaching the Australian Rugby team.

It's not like we don't have contenders here. Hey...I coulda been one...well, no, not really...not at all actually but I'm allowed to crap on dream...

And HELL...can you imagine the uproar in NZ if the All Blacks hired an Australian coach?????

Yes...there are Australians coaching the provincial sides but not the national sides. That's a different kettle of something. The provincial (Super 14) competition pits countryman against countryman and the countrymen are from all over the world.

The reason why so many Australian coaches go offshore is because their general direction is not even spat at by the ARU.
Or else they sleep with a high ranking ARU official's wife but that's another story and one I can't substantiate...and sure, Coaching is a job like any other where certain skill sets and a certain level of success makes one desirable internationally and sure Rugby is a professional sport with global appeal and sure, Deans is probably the most successful provincial coach in the world but...

This the wrong wrong WRONG thing to do.

Even Rugby greats like Nick Farr-Jones and Greg Martin have voiced their opinions against it.

Farr-Jones:
"Sitting in the dressing shed with five minutes to go before a Test with a Kiwi coach doing the revving up . . . I don't think so," said Farr-Jones, Australia's victorious World Cup-leader of 1991.

"I'm very nervous on this as a possible direction. It wouldn't be Australian.
..."But, this country has so many chief executives in so many areas of expertise, you can't tell me there isn't an Australian rugby coach out there."

Greg Martin:
"I reckon there is something special about being coached by a coach from your country," Martin said.
"I would hate to think that it was somebody other than an Australian - we don't need anyone else."

Both Farr-Jones and Martin have said that they have the utmost respect for Deans but...there are many Australians who are up to the task.

Ewen McKenzie, Laurie Fisher and David Nucifora are leading local contenders.

Nucifora -former coach of the Brumbies- is currently coach of the Auckland Blues, Fisher is the current coach of the Brumbies and McKenzie is the current coach of the NSW Waratahs.

Out of these 3...Fisher is the only one worth contention..not because he's the best but because the other just don't have 'it'.
McKenzie has failed to ignite the Waratahs and Nucifora?...well...he was not liked at the Brumbies and they went on to win the 2004 Super (then) 12 despite him.

Grand Slam-winning Wallaby skipper Andrew Slack also agrees;
"I would like to think there would be an Australian who could do the job to be truthful."

...but Slack also said that he wouldn't necessarily rule out a candidate because they came from overseas:
"I think with five minutes to go I would be listening to a coach whose opinions and principles and knowledge I respect regardless of the country he comes from rather than listening to an Australian I didn't respect," he said.

Slacker. Although there may be a grain of truth in that...

I would take anyone...a.n.y.o.n.e. else over John O'Neill as head of the Australian Rugby Union.

O'Neill has made it very clear earlier this week, that he was "very keen" to secure Deans' services. The man has a horn.

Farr-Jones made his comments at a luncheon at Ballymore, when the hot issue of John Connolly's successor was raised...and where O'Neill deflected the accusation he was compelled to play kingmaker and try to
replicate his masterstroke with Dutch coach Guus Hiddink when Australian soccer boss

from Fox Sports

"The Socceroos needed a tournament guru. Hiddink was marvellous for the World Cup campaign but I'm very aware that the same formula might not apply to Australian rugby," O'Neill said.
"Deans...credentials are pretty good....It doesn't mean he's a shoo-in by any stretch of the imagination."

O'Neill said he didn't feel compromised by the revelation in his autobiography, It's Only A Game, that he wanted Deans to replace Eddie Jones as Wallaby coach in early 2004.

O'Neill yesterday revealed the six-man panel that will decide the coach to follow Connolly after the World Cup.

New ARU high-performance manager Pat Howard, ARU board members Rod McCall and Mark Connors and former HPU chiefs Jeff Miller and Brett Robinson will work with O'Neill to make a coaching recommendation.

I want a mutiny and I want it now. After everything this pansy has said about Jones coaching the Boks...

...and I wonder how Connolly feels about all this? And has anyone bothered to ask The Wallabies?...you know?...the actual players that provide the reason for the ARU being?

You DO NOT 'play' with the very fabric of the Wallabies culture.

Their national pride.
The Wallabies are Wallabies not just because they wanted to play Rugby...but because they wanted to play Rugby for Australia.


Additional info:

from Rugby Heaven

Deans' coaching team may include more New Zealanders, with former Ireland and Wasps coach Warren Gatland yesterday mentioned as a possible assistant Wallabies coach.

The ARU is confident it will secure Deans, despite the New Zealand Rugby Union fervently believing that he will remain at the Canterbury Crusaders after his contract was extended recently for another year.

But this has not deterred those at the ARU wanting Deans to take over. They believe he is the ideal person to revitalise a flagging Wallaby culture, which has had divisions involving coaching staff and Test players over the past year.

If, as expected, NZ wins the World Cup, the path will be clear for Deans to join the Wallabies. There is even a belief that if he becomes the Wallabies' coach, the NZRU may release him from his Crusaders contract early.

Although Deans has been identified as the next All Blacks coach, if Graham Henry's entourage of coaches fails to secure the World Cup in October, NZ sources yesterday said that other prominent identities also will be considered.



*Resident Wanker

excerpts from Rugby Heaven and Fox Sports
image courtesy of SquashNZ



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