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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April 28th 2007 12:22
WE WON! WE WON! WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BRUMBIES WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Brumbies won.

Oh my God they won and do you understand what this means??????

Do you also understand that NO ONE and I mean NO ONE said they would win this match!!

It wasn't a pretty match but OH MY GOD....it was divine.

It could have been the ref.

It could have been the home ground advantage.

It could have been because the Crusaders are a bunch of naff ponce pansy boys.

Who cares?????????????

The Brumbies won!!!!



Stephen Larkham, George Gregan and Jeremy Paul are absolute legends and I cannot begin to explain what I'm feeling right now...I truly can't.......I am just...oh God....the joy I feel is for them because this was their last home game ever.....ad the joy they must be feeling....

Oh God.

AND all you naysayers and all you New Zealanders...same thing....suck on that!

Ha!!

I know this is hard to believe but after much much research I came to the conclusion that I was the only Rugby fan...the only blogger...the only JOURNALIST to say that we would win.

I feel so damn validated right now.

Smug too.


Brumbies 15 - Crusadsacks 6


Suck shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...of course....we still have one more match plus a semi and then a final.....but so what?

I truly do not care what happens next (but that could be because I am currently heavily under the affluence of inchol)...all I know is that STEPHEN LARKHAM is a Rugby legend.

I will need to write a (semi) proper post later because there is a lot to 'discuss' but in the 78th minute...2 minutes from full time....STEPHEN LARKHAM kicked the drop goal that ensured Dan carry me off on a Carter is not even ashadow of LARKHAM's shadow.


My heart is racing.

I need a drink.

Oh damn...can't 'celebrate' too much....have a birthday party swirling around me.....my childrens friends already think I'm nuts in a oh Mrs * is such a nutbecause...if you think my carry on is bad here....mah friends.....you haven't seen me live in action.

I, cool, calm and collected Dusk...LOSE THE PLOT COMPLETELY!!!!!!

...Oh I love passion....

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ACT To Be Renamed...

April 28th 2007 04:39
...Australian capitaLarkham Territory!!
aka lose control ALT delight.

Well okay...it's not but it should.

...or maybe ADSL

Australian D_ _ _ S_ _ _ _ _ Larkham....

Fill in the blanks however you wish. It's a broad band of words...

Aneewayyy.

from www.sportal.com.au

Brumbies Test centre Stirling Mortlock has said his side has the extra motivation to sending off George Gregan, Steve Larkham and Jeremy Paul as winners in this Saturday night's Super 14 game against the Crusaders at Canberra Stadium.

Mortlock said that the extra motivation was DuskDevi's absolute belief in Larkham the Brumbies and that with her support they could do anything and maybe she should wake up now.

"There's a lot going on this weekend - they're naming the stand at Canberra Stadium on Saturday night after George and Steve, the 'Gregan Larkham' stand or the 'Larkham Gregan' stand - I'm not sure who had dibs on having their name appear first! So there will be a lot of distractions and emotions surrounding this game.

I do admire and respect Gregan, I do.
But.....

As for distractions and emotions....yep...but...that sort of happens every time I see Larkham play. Run. Walk, talk...blink....


Mortlock, who is back in the side for the first time since breaking bones in his hand in the week seven clash against the Cheetahs in March, said the team would be doing its utmost to give the veteran trio a win in their last match at Canberra Stadium before all three play out their careers overseas.

...oh God....

"There are three stalwarts at the club that are playing their final home game this weekend," Mortlock told Sportal.

"Steve Larkham, Jeremy Paul and George Gregan have contributed so much to the way the Brumbies are on and off the field and this is going to be a massive match for the whole club, and to hopefully to send them off in a way befitting those three guys.

I do admire and respect Gregan and Paul, I do.
They're absolutely fabulous humans, amazing men and incredible athletes.
But....

"Hopefully we can keep a lid on our emotions and everything that goes with playing such a big match and channel that energy positively into playing a good game."

...ohhhhhh God...


With the Brumbies currently sitting in sixth place, just one point out of the top four, Mortlock said the Brumbies were already focused on the game, as a loss will most likely spell the end of their race for the finals.

Um....gee Dorklock. That's just...so...profound.


"When you play the Crusaders, you don't need any extra incentive to get yourself up for the game as it's always been a massive game for us. They've been the leader of Super rugby, particularly over the past five years or so, and have been the trendsetters of this tournament.

Oh. shut. up.
Why don't you just bend over and let the Crusadists ruck you?

I want blood. I want guts. I want to jump on Larkham. Whoops. How'd that get in there?


"On top of that, it's our last home game and of course a must-win for us to try and get that place in the top four. It's a tough one and we need to make sure we don't get emotionally over-awed by the occasion.
"We need to stay calm, composed and stay focused on the key components of the game. I have no doubt that if we do that we'll be fired up and ready to rumble."

Oh. I don't foresee a problem with focus....my Larkhamera lenses are clear...the f stops here....


Despite Dorklock's dumb ass comments (he is a good guy..he's just...a dumb ass), he's proving his Rugby creed worth by coming back for this match (at #13 Outside Centre) despite still being injured.

Not sure how good a thing that is though because Mortalock (not a typo...he's not as super human as the others) although he's Stirling by name and deed, he's not made of it.

He is very prone to injury and he's still nursing the injury he sustained in March...and I believe that this is why George Smith is still Captain. Mortlockjaw will not go the whole match tonight due to lack of match fitness.

Adam Ashley-Cooper has been playing at Outside Centre but will now move to wing because Clyde Rath(broken)bone has still got a knee injury.


Make no mistake sportsfans...this is a huge match (and shit...there's other matches on...dammit...I'm so one-L visioned...)....not just because Larkham (...sigh...sob...), Gregan and Paul are playing their final home game but because this is the match that determines who's boss.

And win or lose...The Brumbies are the Boss a Nova...the stars of Australian Rugby.

And oh God....I have adored this team from the moment they formed. And I will adore them for the rest of their existence.

I'll just be following French Rugby next year...


Go The Brumbies!!!!!!!!!!!



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A Final Stampede.

April 27th 2007 05:11
...the Legends...

...the enemy....


This is a HUGE match....and it's the match that determines if the Brumbies will be in the semi finals.

Brumbies v Crusadists
7:40pm (AEST) Saturday, 28 April 2007

We're now in Week 13 of the Super 14.
14 weeks of pleasure and pain.

Mine. I suppose the players' as well....but this is about me...

Semis scheduled for 11-12 May.

I knew this would happen. As much as I would rather it did not.

from www.rugbyheaven.smh.com.au

Crusaders loose forward Reuben Thorne doubts the Brumbies will get tangled up in the emotions of farewelling George Gregan, Stephen Larkham and Jeremy Paul from Canberra Stadium on Saturday night.

The Brumbies might not get "tangled up" but their fans will.

I will be a total mess. Yes I am that sad.

I kept it together when John Eales retired (barely)...I was at his last match

We're not going to this match. For some reason the 3rd son has decided to celebrate his 19th birthday that night and he's having a party.

Well it is his birthday.
(and there's no freakin' way we'd leave the house to a bunch of 19 year olds. We're parents. Not apparently stupid)


The Brumbies' chances of snaring a home semi-final are slim* and next weekend's final round-robin match is in Dunedin, meaning the three Wallabies will probably make their final appearances in Canberra.

*oh take a flying leap dumb ass pessimist.

Canberra administrators are hoping a big crowd rolls up for the send-off, but Thorne doubts the Brumbies will let the occasion blight their preparations.
"I don't know if these guys will. They are pretty experienced and level headed - particularly those two (Gregan and Larkham).

"Without a doubt there will be a lot of emotion at the ground with the crowd and everything, so they will feed off that.

I will miss Gregan. The man is a legend and a gentleman and deserves all the accolades and none of the knives he's had to put up.

But....Larkham.....oh God....I have been a fan for over 11 years....long before anyone really knew what he was capable of....it's almost like....for me....Larkham is Rugby.

He is all that is good about Rugby...except for the fact that he's a Back.

"But I don't think they are a team that will be affected by it negatively."

Gregan and Larkham are the only Brumbies players remaining from the original 1996 squad that was created by coach Rod Macqueen.

Macqueen is King. End of story.

Between them the pair has made around 250 Super appearances and played 222 Tests for the Wallabies. Hooker Paul has played more than 100 games for the Brumbies and has 72 Test caps.

Wallabies coach John Connolly is expected to name halfback Gregan as his captain for the World Cup and, barring injury, Larkham should start at first five-eighths.

Despite expecting the Brumbies being determined to mark the occasion with a win, Thorne said the Crusaders are not going to change their approach in an attempt to blunt their enthusiasm.

"We are aware of it. We just have to make sure we don't give them too many opportunities where they get their tails up and get a roll on."

The Crusaders have not won in the Australian capital since 2003. Previous losses were in 2005 and the 2004 final - the latter when the Brumbies built up an early 33-0 lead and held on to win 47-38.

Meanwhile, Brumbies captain Stirling Mortlock was named yesterday as expected to make a timely comeback from injury.
Mortlock insisted his side would not be distracted by the emotion surrounding the Brumbies legends.

"Everyone's fully aware of the significance of playing the Crusaders in regards to furthering our season, and we realise the best we can do is to focus on our preparation, execute our game plan and send these guys away from Canberra Stadium winners," the incumbent Wallabies skipper told AAP.


Go The Brumbies!!


...I'm feeling so lacklustre right now....

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Larkham. The Coach Maker.

April 26th 2007 15:07
Weeeellll......hadn't done a Larkham post in a while....hadn't mentioned his name for a while either.

Thought I'd change all that because...well...sob...this weekend...Stephen Larkham and George Gregan play their last home games for the Brumbies at Canberra Stadium.

Maybe.

Anyway I can't talk about it.

....now I know y'all think I'm a total looney (don't deny it, just nod your heads, remember, I can't see you...or so you think...) when it comes to Larkham but I'm not a looney for nothing...the Man is Brilliance on legs...oh his legs...ouch..

from www.keo.co.za

Waratahs coach Ewan McKenzie says his chances of coaching Australia would’ve been better had he coached Stephen Larkham.

Hmm....sure, I believe this but...his chances would've been better if the Waratahs actually played like a professional Rugby team instead of a bunch of pansy ass pewter geeks who think bravery is a donkey factory.

What?

Never mind. Long story


McKenzie is one of a number of candidates, who include Blues and Brumbies coaches David Nucifora and Laurie Fisher, in line to take over from Wallaby incumbent John Connolly after the World Cup.


David Nucifora?

David Nucifora???..echo..echo...echo...

Nucifora? Who coached the Brumbies from 2002-04 and managed to alienate all his players who then went on to thrash the Crusadists Super 12 '04 final 47-38 (ohhhhh...that was such a great match...) despite the fact that the team ousted the coach Nucifora?

...well...I suppose his main opponents won't be here next year....sob....but still, the traitorous bastard is coaching the Auckland Blues and giving away all the Brumbies secrets.

Hang on...why is this about the Brumbies again?


But he said his chances were slim, given the superior win records of his competitors. A major reason for this, he implied, was that both Nucifora and Fisher coached Stephen Larkham.

Anyone who coaches Steve Larkham looks like a good coach,” McKenzie said. “If you’re a coach and you’ve got Steve Larkham in your stable you’ve generally got a pretty good win-loss record.

...and if you're a fan and you've got Larkham in your stable....let's ride...

O Lawd....that's crass....


“You look through the names and you work it out pretty quick, so he’s a good guy to be coaching.”

Why am I not a coach?


Nucifora won 14 of his 24 matches as Brumbies coach. His two seasons with the table-topping Blues has reaped 14 wins and eight losses.

Fisher’s won 13 of his 19 matches with the Brumbies [two draws], but five of those losses came in his debut season in 2005 when Larkham was injured.


I can't figure out how to end this post so I'm just going to end it. Now.


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Hewat and I think I know why....

April 23rd 2007 07:58
To fully appreciate this post, you need to read the previous post
The Rest of The Super 14 Week 12 Results

...to at least this line...
He is in a class of his own. Actually....Hewat belongs with the Brumbies

from www.rugbyheaven.smh.com.au

Hewat ready to pack his bags

Peter Hewat will pursue a lucrative overseas contract offer before his current deal expires next year if the door is closed on his Wallabies selection hopes and the NSW and Australian rugby unions may not stand in his way.

"That's true. If the Wallabies are out then I may talk about seeking a release on my last year," said Hewat, who has had offers from France, England and Japan. "I've tried not to think about it over the last weeks because I have wanted to concentrate on the Super 14 and not let it affect my game.

"But now as we are getting to the last couple of games and the Wallabies will soon start, I'll have to think about it. There comes a time when I have to think about the future.

"But I have loved every minute at the Waratahs and really appreciate what Ewen [McKenzie] has done. He saw in me what others may not have, or still don't."

NSW coach McKenzie yesterday said.....if Hewat - who potted four from five kicks against the Highlanders and scored two of NSW's three tries to extend his career tally of Super 14 points to 489 and season score to 125 - is not in the Wallabies selection frame, then NSW Rugby and the ARU should at least consider giving him a clearance.

McKenzie said for a player such as Hewat, who is 29 and has already rejected offers because of his desire to play for Australia, there is "a human element in all this. I don't think you want to be too bloody-minded about it".

"We've always had a philosophy to try to develop players for the national team," McKenzie said. "If it becomes clear that someone's never going to play for the national team … we're not talking about a 20-year-old here. We're talking about a guy that's [almost] 30-plus and there's some big opportunities for him.

"He's had really serious offers thrown at him from overseas and he's spurned those the last couple of years. Rightly so, because we've had him on contract."


I am telling you now....Hewat had a slipadictomy...in the wrong place, wrong time....
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I will say this about the Waratahs...just when one has totally relegated them to the scrap heap...they come up fighting.
Okay...maybe they come up a little too late to actually survive but they don't die quietly.

Woeful match...except for the last 10 minutes...

Highlanders 26
Tries: Waqaseduadua, Evans, Kawau
Conversions: Evans (1)
Pen Goals: Evans (3)

Waratahs 25
Tries: Hewat (2), Holmes
Goal: Hewat (2)
Pen Goals: Hewat (2)

I have to say this.

If Peter Hewat (Waratahs #15 Fullback) does not get picked for the Wallabies squad this year...one has to ask...which official's wife is he sleeping with????

He is in a class of his own. Actually....Hewat belongs with the Brumbies.

(The Funny thing about The Brumbies...majority of them are from NSW...NSW cannot hold on to their talent...no...they let them go...they would much rather recruit league players...)

Speaking of belonging with The Brumbies...the other class act of the night was Josh Holmes (Tahs # 9 scrumhalf and his debut match).
This youngster was brilliant and guess what?...he's going to The Brumbies next year, which makes him a very smart rookie...with Gregan (#9 scrumhalf Brumbies and Wallabies) retiring from Australian Rugby this year, the Brumbies will need someone to fill his humongous shoes.

And I'm getting old now.

Rocky Elsom (Tahs lock and stand in Captain) was brilliant. His work rate is unmatched and he may not have natural talent but he's a mongrel and he fights for that ball and he never says die.
I'm sure he's like to kill some of his teammates...especially the Backs...but he manages to restrain himself.

All the Waratahs Forwards worked hard.
Al Baxter (#3 prop), David Lyons (#8) and Adam Freir (replacement hooker) all proved deserving of a Wallabies jersey because lest we forget...there is a Rugby World Cup on this year and only 15 jerseys up for grabs.

Well, there's more but only the First 15 really count.

The Highlanders sucked.

They played really well.

They saw all the holes the Tahs left open and they seized them. They forced mistakes and they used them to their advantage. Then they got complacent. And that's when the Waratahs decided to wake up.

Anton Oliver (High #2 hooker) is so not a pretty man but damn...he's been around a long time and he's a workhorse. Prick.

I don't really like saying anything nice about All Black players but...he's a really nice guy, very erudite, very humble. Prick.

And. What. The. HELL. Was. This?????

This bunch of freakin' idiots in the stadium wearing what looked like black mops on their heads and red t-shirts(?) as a thank you to Lote Tuqiri.

Okay, I get the black mops, I don't give a shit about the red t-shirts but I DO NOT GET "thank you".

Thank you??? For staying on in Rugby?? Lote? Dude? Do you relise that if you had left, we would have thanked you with praises and presents?

You stay and this is what you get.
Black mops and red (wtf?) t-shirts.


Best Soundbyte of the night, during the 73rd minute as a scrum was being set;
"Everyone be quiet. I'm trying to make a decision. I need a clear head"

And the crowd went silent. In disbelief.

Refs are idiots.


***************************** *********************


Reds 23 - Cheetahs 13

I'm so astounded by this I can't write.

Now they decide to win a match.

Sheesh.

I'm done.


***************************** *********************

Yeah...other teams played. So?


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Word of warning. This post actually contains some Rugby information.

Word of advice. I said some.


Brumbies 14
Tries: Paul
Conversions: Huxley 0/1
Penalties: Huxley 2/2, Gerrard 1/1

Force 12
Penalties: Giteau 4/4

I should be happy with the result but...I'm not. This was basically the Australian team against Australia A
No no no....the Australian team, wrapped in sticky tape and running through molasses against Australia A slicked in oil and running through wax paper

The Brumbies should have used The Force against them. Instead they allowed the cretins from the West Side to play mind tricks with them. AND....they could not capitalize on the Force having not one...but two players sin binned. They focused too much on the defense and forgot to attack.

AND....do not get me started on the Ref. Oh look, too late.

I know the Ref -Stuart Dickinson- and although he is a friend*, as a Ref?...he is as his name suggests.

(*that's not a name drop. This is a name drop.)
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Dickinson's major problem is that he is in love with the sound of his own whistle. AND... funnily enough, considering that this is something ele I should perhaps look on with favour but it disgusts my sense of fairplay....Dickinson seems to be a bit in awe of the Brumbies stars. He kept penalizing the Force for infringements that he overlooked with The Brumbies.

I don't really want to discuss this match. At times it looked like a tennis-soccer hybrid (tencer?) what with all the bloody kicking for touch going on.

Children repeat after me:
Rugby Union Is A Running Game


Even though The Brumbies dominated possesion, only one try was scored by them (Jeremy Paul #2 hooker) and everyone was off their game.

Even Gregan (Brumbies #9 and utter legend) thought he was playing tag when he decided to give Matt Giteau (Force #10 and utter girlie skirt and ex Brumbie but really just a hobby horse), a 'friendly pat', which resulted in the Force being awarded a penalty, which Giteau (naff ponce) promptly converted.

Lots of painful but thank goodness not end-of-game injuries. George Smith (Brumbies mongrel aka flanker) looked like he had a kidney yanked when he got tackled and there was one moment during the game when my heart stopped.....and my shoulder twinged...and hope deserted me...but that was just one moment.

Never say die* got up and took no prisoners.

Matt Gerard (Brumbies winger) did not have a good night...giving away the silliest of silly penallties...but he redeemed himself by kicking the winning penalty goal in the final minute of the game.

The look of relief on the players faces when fulltime whistle blew...

It was a very "scrappy" game. Both Captains -George Smith, Brumbies and Nathan Sharpe, Force- acknowledged this.

I'm glad we The Brumbies won but you could see it on their senior players faces...it wasn't a victory.

It was interesting watching this match with DDH. He was with The Force for this match. Actually...it sucks watching Rugby with him. He's got some weird notion that no matter which team loses....Rugby wins and a good match is a good match.

Sportsmanship. Blargh.

He felt that The Brumbies did not deserve to win this match because the Force played far too well to lose. No...not so much that.
He felt that The Force did not deserve to lose because The Brumbies did not play well.

...and I had to agree with him. After I yelled at him.


Anyway.

The Brumbies are now in the running for the semi-finals.

This weekend, they play the Crusadists.

....oh man....this could get ugly.....

I will never EVER lose faith in my beloved Brumbies but I am a teeny weeny bit worried about this upcoming match.

The Crusaders...curse their All Black hearts...are in fine form and although The Brumbies have certainly kicked their ass on a number of occasions...including the worst ever thrashing the Crusadist bastards ever received...they need to get nasty.

Maybe they should blog....hey...it's good practise....


*never said his name....











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Big weekend of Rugby....we're in Week 12 now and what do you mean you didn't know that because I haven't actually been writing much to do wiith Rugby??

Everything I write has to do with Larkham Rugby.

Anyway.

Unfortunately we are unable to get to Canberra tonight for this match and I know some of you are breathing a huge sigh of relief because now you won't be forced to read some drunken late night rambling post and I say forced because some of you are just wonderful and will put up with support my riposte....and rest assured I will be wearing my new and proper tee....


from www.ninemsn.com.au
Wide World of Sports


Western Force skipper Nathan Sharpe has indicated his side is targeting Brumbies playmaker* Stephen Larkham in this Friday night's crucial Super 14 clash in Canberra.

The #10 flyhalf position is also called pivot or playmaker because the #10 decides which passage of play to go up and also because this particular #10 plays me his opponents like he plays chess....we're they're his pawns!

Larkham has recovered from a mid-season shoulder injury to lead the Brumbies to three consecutive wins in their last three starts and is displaying some of the best form of his career.

...best ass too...


But Sharpe admits that Larkham's former Brumbies team-mates Matt Giteau, Matt Henjak and Scott Fava have been giving the Force plenty of background information on the talented flyhalf.

"Gits, Henjak and Fava know how Bernie (Larkham) runs their side and we've had a good look at how to shut him down," Sharpe told The Australian.

Bloody traitors. They're with the dark side of The Force.
Go get 'em Steve...


"No mistake, if we let Bernie run, he'll dominate the game."

The game? Fuck that. He dominates. Full stop.


However, Sharpe was also quick to point out that the Force cannot waste all their energy on shutting down Larkham as the Brumbies, even without injured skipper Stirling Mortlock, have a host of other attacking options in their star-studded backline, including George Gregan, Adam Ashley-Cooper and inform utility back Julian Huxley

"We can't afford to focus exclusively on him (Larkham)," said Sharpe. "He'll quickly realise that and distribute the ball to where the holes are.

There is so much I could say write now but to do so would be the height of vulgarity and crass humour. And I'm not like that.


Here's the rest of the article without my sinput.

"They've got world-class players right across the park but a guy like Julian Huxley is someone we'll really have to watch."

Clyde Rathbone, who missed the Brumbies last match against the Waratahs with a thigh injury, is expected to be fit for this Friday's crucial clash.

Meanwhile, Brumbies head coach Laurie Fisher indicated that with only three games to go until the semi-finals, both sides are desperate to win and grab bonus points for scoring four or more tries.

"Obviously, both sides will be up for it and you're now at that stage of the season where you're not only looking to win but also to score bonus points, so I'm expecting some tries," Fisher


The Brumbies v The Western Force

Tonight Friday April 20th at 7;40.
Canberra Stadium, Brisbane...kidding!...of course it's in Canberra. Duh.


...and everybody else...

Friday, April 20th, 2007
Crusaders v Hurricanes, Jade Stadium, Christchurch, 5:35pm

Saturday, April 21st, 2007
Reds v Cheetahs, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane, 3:30pm
Chiefs v Sharks, Waikato Stadium, Hamilton, 5:35pm
Waratahs v Highlanders, Aussie Stadium, Sydney, 7:40pm
Lions v Bulls, Ellis Park, Johannesburg, 11:00pm

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007
Stormers v Blues, Newlands, Cape Town, 1:05am


GO THE BRUMBIES!!!!

...May The Force Be With You....



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A Brumbies Prop...er...Tee...

April 18th 2007 15:37
Sooner or later I will have to face this truth.
I can handle this truth.
I just don't want to hear it.


I will never be a Rugby Union Prop.

Before I go any further, let me define Prop for those of you who are into;
a) Aviation
b) Boating
c) Weariness
d) Acting
e) Drama

A Rugby Union Prop is a Forward...#1 or #3. The Front Rowers.
The toughest people on a Rugby field.
No Larkham isn't a Front Rower. No He's not a Forward either. No it doesn't matter.
The front row is the cauldron, the foundation for all good rugby play.

The closest I'm going to get to being a (Wallabies/Brumbies/Club Rugby/hell...juniors) Prop is in my dreams.
...and vicariously through my Husband*
He's an ex Prop and at 6'2" and 100kg...I (not short nor small) am tiny in comparison.
Trying to tackle him is like...well...tackling a real Prop.

So...I'm not the real deal...I'm just...propaganda (a propagoose?)...

However...today I received something that has left me feeling, shall we say...ironically justified?

I may never be a Brumbies Prop...but I'm now in a Proper tee-shirt....




*It was DDH who said I should share this with y'all so blame thank him.

Actually I was running out of people to tell.

DDH was the first person I called as soon as I received this...Murphy's Law being the prick that it is...DDH's mobile was on speaker...hearing the bosses wife scream "oh my God, Oh My GOD, OH MY GOD!!!" over the phone isn't perhaps the best thing ever.

Aneewayyy.

Then the kids got sick of me.
...and there's only so many times one can email/call ones friends.

Please note that this is not the only supporters garment I own. I have many many bits and pieces (t-shirts, polos, scarves, caps, visors, snot rags beanies) BUT...no jersey.

I feel, being an old school jockette, that one should earn the right to wear a Wallabies/Brumbies/ sporting jersey....and being a rabid fan doesn't count as having done the hard yards (which is why I have such a problem with players out of their league...).

Having said that, I used to play Rugby.

And I only wear these items when I'm training, attending a match or watching a match. I mean hello?...not that rabid.

There is one supporters item that I do have that never really leaves the house.
....because as tragic as I am in regards to Larkham...there is no way in hell I will ever be caught wearing his face on my chest.

In public.


And the reason I am writing this at such an unreasonable time (it's now 1:35am)?

...because DDH is away...and me without him...is like a stage without a Prop.

The show goes on but it's empty.




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More Rugby (on my) Terms: Part 1

April 16th 2007 11:35
It is Rugby World Cup year and I had started my Let's Learn About Rugby (Rugby for Funnies) series but that kind of got sidetracked into Let's Learn About Larkham (Rugby for Yummies...)

...um...one word of advice...okay more than one word....a statement of my vice...

You know how I have this punchant for word play?...bitextual leanings?...inability to write like a mature normal writer person?...capable of leaping tall poppies in a single boundless breath?...faster than a speeding bulletin (what?)...oh hang on...got my personas mixed up...Pun-k Rucker with Superky Girl...

My point is...you may notice that the definitions/descriptions given here are not entirely serious.
So...I have also provided, as much as possible, the Truth...as opposed to Fact.



Glossary of Rugby Terms:

Foul play:
Fact
What the other side does.
If your team does it, it's called a tactical manouevre.

Truth
See Fact


Maul:
Fact
Free-for-all scavenge where the ball is kept off the ground.

Truth
- Is also what happens when a player has been tackled by opponents and cannot advance the ball further. Unless you're a Forward being tackled (ha!) by Backs...or you're Stephen Larkham....sigh....

- Players (3 or more) can then bind themselves into a maul.

- The maul ends when the ball is on the ground, when the ball or the player who had been carrying it emerges from the maul or when a scrum is called for.

- I'd like to get mauled by...no not going there....

A Maul differs from a Ruck because a -


Ruck:
Fact
...is a free-for-all scavenge where the ball is kept on the ground.
It's also the accidentally on purpose stepping on (with studded boots) an opponent lying in an offside position.
Also a very handy way to swear on field.

Truth
- Is also what happens when a player has been tackled by opponents and the ball has gone to the ground, players (3 or more) then bind themselves into a ruck.

- The ruck ends when the ball leaves the ruck (it rucks off) and can be handled by a player who is not part of the ruck.

- A player may not use his/her hands to play the ball while it is in a ruck. Doing so results in a penalty for the opposition. And that really sucks.


Offside:
Fact
What happens everytime the Ref is winded, which is about every 5 seconds and he/she decides that a player can be blamed for not being where he/she should be. Big pansy.

Truth
- Is actually an infringement made when a player crosses the gain (dead ball) line during a lineout, maul, ruck, or scrum before it has been completed.

- or when a player is in front of the ball while it is played by a teammate.

- A penalty is called if an offside player then plays the ball, obstructs or tackles an opponent, or is within 10 metres of an opponent waiting for the ball.

- The other side is awarded a penalty kick from the point of infringement or a scrum at the place where the offending side last played the ball. This too really sucks.


Advantage:
Fact
This is when you hear the callers/presenters say that the Ref has decided to play on and not blow his trumpet whistle for an obvious transgression straight away, because the Ref didn't actually see it but knows something went down because the Touch Judges are waving their flags around like a bunch of pansies...which means they want to get on TV.

Truth
- is actually a method of refereeing.

- The referee allows the game to proceed uninterrupted as long as the ball is in play and there are no major infringements.

- Play can continue after an infringement if the non-offending team gains an advantage.


Breakdown:
Fact
When the Ref has had enough

Truth
Area where players were tackled and/or the ball is loose on the ground.


Charge Down:
Fact
What happens every time I hear Stephen Larkham's name mentioned on TV and I'm elsewhere in the house

Truth
Blocking a kick made by the opponent with the hands, arm or body.


Dummy:
Fact
Affectionate name for the Ref, usually based on reality

Truth
A technique where one pretends to pass the ball


Dead ball:
Fact
What happens when a foot or shoulder connects with the wrong one. Obviously does not happen in Womens Rugby

Truth
The ball becomes dead if it goes out of bounds (the gain line) or if the referee stops play for any reason because he's a Big Pansy and he's puffed.


Obstruction:
Fact
The dick sitting in front of me at a Brumbies/Wallabies game

Truth
Getting in the way of an opponent who's chasing the ball. Also called blocking. Results in the awarding of a penalty to the opposition. Sucks if you get caught doing this.


...and I think I'll call it a night now....

Stay tuned for More Rugby (on my) Terms: Part Two

(...hip swivel...snarl...) Thankyerveree much



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Return of The Red Eye...

April 14th 2007 10:44
It's half-time.

Waratahs 16 - Reds 6

...okay....even though I have missed the majority of this match..
(because I was here typing comments...and yeah...I really don't care who wins the prize for not coming last...this is the score people...the whole point of a competition series is to win it)...anyway, where was I?


I just had to quickly post this.

As the Reds caught their breath on the sideline at the start of half-time....someone should have played the Imperial March....

Eddie Jones is Darth Redder....and he's giving his team the Red eye....

I can only imagine that what's happening in the dressing room...as I type...is not pretty.

As for the Tahs?...

Yeah.

Whatever.

...twas the Stephen that broke the Waratahs Backs...and Forwards...and team morale...

Rocky Elsom (Waratahs #6) is the only...er...hard hitter from what I've seen.

...and when did Andrew Walker (Reds winger #14) come back? His boots may be made for kicking but the dude walks away a lot...oh well...I don't really give a damn...he once was a Brumby... and now...he's not.


I'll be back...but I'm a Forward...


Game on.



****************************

Game over.


Fulltime score:
NSW Waratahs 26 - Qld Reds 13

Waratahs 26
Tries: Valentine, Robinson
Conversions: Hewat (2)
Penalties: Hewat (4)

Reds 13
Tries: Schifcofske
Conversions: Schifcofske
Penalties: Schifcofske (2)

And the Wooden Spoon goes to....

The Reds.

Interesting game...the only passion and fire shown was during the 'discussion' between players...

I'm not sure I want to write about this now.

...my spirit is down...it was a good drop...

What's happened to The Tahs?

When will it ever happen for The Reds?


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Pardon My French...

April 13th 2007 08:19
....but this f**king sucks.

I have been aware for quite some time that all good things in Rugby come to an end.

John Eales' career.

My Husband's Rugby days.

Australia's winning streak.

Our trophy collection.

An 80 minute game.

Rugby season.

My dream of picked for the Wallabies.

And this.....please don't cry for me Argentina...everyone else...go right ahead.


from www.rugbyheaven.smh.com.au

Wallabies playmaker Stephen Larkham is poised to follow the lead of longtime halves partner George Gregan and finish his career in France.

Larkham is understood to have received a lucrative offer to play for star-studded French club Toulouse after the World Cup.

Toulouse are keen to sign the 95-Test veteran to replace French Test star Frederik Michalak who is joining the Durban-based Sharks for the 2008 Super 14.

"My French is terrible, but hopefully they'll also speak a bit of English to help me through," Larkham told rugbyexclusive.com.

"The idea of playing for a great club like Toulouse is very attractive and it certainly would be another challenge."

Larkham has made no secret of the fact 2007 will be his farewell season in Australia and the Brumbies have set in stone plans to replace him.

"We think in Julian Huxley we've got a replacement there and (inside centre) Gene Fairbanks can also play 10," said Brumbies boss Andrew Fagan.

"We've also got young (Brisbane student) Matt Toomua on a rookie contract for 2008 and have former Australian U19 and U21 Christian Lealiifano on our books."

Larkham, 32, will end his Test career with longtime teammate and friend Gregan, who has signed with French second division club Toulon, after playing his third World Cup.

He also has received interest elsewhere in Europe and Japan and says he may play two more seasons.

Larkham returned to vintage form in the Brumbies 36-10 thumping of NSW last weekend to propel the Canberra-based team into the Super 14 top four, but isn't totally satisfied.

"I'm reasonably happy with the way I played against the Waratahs but there are areas I'd like to improve such as my body height in the cleanout and my defence," he said.

Larkham will become just the third Wallaby, behind Gregan (127) and David Campese (101), to pass 100 caps in Melbourne against the All Blacks on June 30 if he plays the first five Tests of the year.


I have always wondered why I speak French when I am soooooo not a Francophile.

The men are repulsive.
The food is far too cloying.
The women far too thin.
The snails far too slow.
The players far too squirrel like.

...but now I know.

Next year....it will be Allez Le Toulouse!!!

ohhh....that just sounds so wrong...


....sob.....I am so upset right now....I need another block of chocolate.....


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from www.sportal.com.au ...the worst Rugby news I've heard for a while...will never be as bad as 'Larkham Injured' or 'Larkham Not Playing' or Larkham Not Mentioned' but...it's not good.


Australian Rugby Union chief executive Gary Flowers is to step down from the post after a tumultuous three-year reign.

...you mean a three year drought....


Flowers has called a press conference for noon on Friday to announce his decision.

Eh?
...announce of flesh.....

He will remain in the position until December 31.

New Year's Grieve.


Flowers' departure may pave the way for former ARU boss John O'Neill's return following his successful stint as boss at Football Federation Australia.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

No. No. No. Fuck No.

John O'Neill is a weed...tweedledumb and tweedledumber rolled into one.

Flowers took on the ARU's top job in June 2004 and has attracted constant criticism for a perceived lack of leadership.

Yeah well....with a name like Flowers....

Flowers was a pansy (...?...) and he may not be a perennial....he didn't last 3 seasons...but John O'Neill is.....cactus.

A total prick.


Flowers tried, he really did and his list of accomplishments should have made this gig a bed of roses but...what do you expect from a man who hasn't actually played Rugby?

It's as ironic as paying a league player squillions to not play Rugby.

Less ironic than bringing back the fool who f**ked Australian Rugby.

Under the 'weedership' of O'Neill.....Australian Rugby was nipped in the bud.




OH MY Godeity.

Me. Pick Me.

If I was the CEO of the Australian Rugby Union....I'd......fill in the blanks.....



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12:34am 09/04/07

Brumbies 36 - Waratahs 10


Brumbies 36
Tries: Gerrard 2, Tawake, Larkham 2
Conversions: Huxley 2, Gerrard 2
Penalties: Huxley

Waratahs 10
Tries: Elsom
Conversions: Hewat
Penalties: Hewat


Oh My God. This was not just a game...this was....yay-yuh!

It's freezing here tonight but the Brumbies were on fire...and their 20,000 fans basked in their heat in Bruce...sorry...Canberra Stadium.

The hotel bar is still pumping and I am on such a high.....sigh....the Tahs fans skulked off to their rooms ages ago to nurse their injured pride and Brumbies fans?

Oh yeah...you won't be able to rein 'em in tonight...they're going wild....in honour of their thoroughbreds....the bold, the beautiful, THE BRUMBIES.

I'm really on too high a cloud to write...and believe it or not this is not incohol alduced...well, okay a little...hey it's cold okay?

I feel compelled to write something because that's why I brought my husband's laptop with me because I knew...just knew...I would have something to write home about.

Just a quick one...a first past the post...I'm feeling the after effects now...you must understand...people like me...we don't just watch...we're in the game...we feel it....experience it...live it...and people like my Husband?...oh God...well, he truly did live it... as much as I go on (and on and on...) about well you know who...my Husband?... the biggest, the deepest, the most wonderful sigh of them all...if I could be anyone for a day, I would be Him...and I don't give a rats ass what anyone thinks of that.

Did I say I was on a high?

I am with my beautiful Husband, my beautiful children...our team won...in spectacular fashion and....well....just read on....

from ninemsn.com.au

Larkham heaps more misery on Waratahs
Sunday Apr 8 22:44 AEST

Stephen Larkham tormented the NSW Waratahs one last time as the Brumbies surged into the Super 14 top four with a crushing 36-10 victory over their arch-rivals at Canberra Stadium.

Yes. It was Larkham. All Larkham.

....no... that's not fair...the team was magnificent...and let this be a lesson to all you Gregan detractors...George was superb, as always as far as I'm concerned ....and the Forwards were just...God...amazing...but... Larkham?

....as my Husband kept saying..."settle darling".....

Well, when you're that close to the Larkham action...

The champion five-eighth was in everything as the Brumbies ran in five tries to one to secure their first bonus-point win of the season.

In a dominant display, Larkham set up the first try, was heavily involved in the lead-up to the second, had a hand in the third and scored the fourth and fifth himself.

The 33-year-old's masterful performance lifted the Brumbies above the Western Force into fourth position on the ladder and extended the Waratahs' winless run to eight matches.

Larkham, halfback George Gregan and hooker Jeremy Paul were all playing their final derbies against NSW before finishing their careers overseas and they fittingly finished with a bang, helping the Brumbies snap a four-year losing streak against the Waratahs in stylish fashion.

My Husband and children and anyone who knows me all feel that my love of Rugby may wane next year....how cruel....I'm no fairweather fan...I guess I'll just be following more overseas teams....

With Larkham untouchable, the backline on song and dynamic flanker Jone Tawake leading the Brumbies pack, the home team were never seriously threatened.

They made a dream start, with Larkham breaking through some flimsy NSW defence before putting winger Mark Gerrard over for the opening try in just the third minute.

The Waratahs threatened a comeback.....blah blah blah...........But Larkham's tries in the 61st and 72nd minutes, both converted by Gerrard, made it a rout.

The Brumbies have the bye next week before taking on the fifth-placed Force in a potentially decisive round-12 encounter in Canberra.


I must go.
I can't really explain why I am here typing this instead of soaking up the love I am blessed to have in my life...well...........yes I do*.

I wanted to share my joy.

It's the only thing I know how to share....





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Wild Horses...Drag Me Away...

April 5th 2007 12:01
...grrrrr......
....grrrrrr.....




It's going to be a stampede.

....and guess where I will be this weekend?.....ahuh....that's right sugah....noooo....not in the dressing room....


Week 10:

08/04/07: Brumbies v Waratahs Canberra 7:30pm Fox Sports 2


For those of you who don't know (don't care about the ones who don't care), this is a big match...a huuuuge match. It's THE match of the Super series.

The Brumbies are playing at home (Stadium formerly known as Prince...sorry...Bruce Stadium, Canberra) and oh my God....if they lose (which they have done before...I wasn't there....coincidence?....)....there will be hell to pay.

Well not really but I'm lost for suitable words a ce moment. I'm so lost I've resorted to ecrivez en Francais. I'm such a poncy naff...um...ponce.

I'm in a rush so I'll let the good people at www.rugby.com.au fill you in...

Form

The Brumbies have seemingly turned the corner in the season and are climbing up the ladder thanks to good wins over the Sharks and Lions on a particularly difficult South African tour.

They go into this match with a winning confidence and the calming influence of veteran playmaker Stephen Larkham leading them around the park.

I wouldn't call his influence on me calming. No. Not calming.


The Waratahs should have won last week against a near full-strength Crusaders outfit. It just goes to show they can be and probably should have been a potent force in the Super 14 this year.
However, they did still leak six tries so not all their problems are solved, but they will have taken plenty of confidence from last week's close encounter of the rugby kind.

(Why can't these idiots people just write straight? Why do they think they can write with pun-ache? Like me?....tee hee.....mwah ha ha.....)


Who's hot

.....he he....who do ya think?

Brumbies utility back Julian Huxley has been simply outstanding in every position he has played this season and is a certified match winner.

Whatever. This is what I think of Julian.

Larkham has also been in sparkling form since returning from injury

Oh yeah. Like a vintage champagne. ....Wanna pop that cork....

Eeek. Shouldn't have written that. Delete Delete Delete.
Ah dang it. It stays.



...while lock Mark Chisholm, props Guy Shepherdson and Nic Henderson and No.8 Stephen Hoiles continue to shine in the pack.

Go The Forwards! yay-yuh!

Teenage winger Lachlan Turner* continues his blazing start to his Super rugby career and showed up some quality campaigners last week. Sam Harris played well off the bench and earns his starting spot while Sam Norton-Knight** proved more than useful at flyhalf.
Up front Rocky Elsom is leading the pack along with David Lyons, who is getting back to his peak.

*NRJRC alumni (and how proud are we??...can't believe my freakin' sons wanted a life...)

**Interesting to see how Nor' Tonight luv-ahv-gotta-edache fares against his mentor.


Go The Brumbies!!!!


...and please give up any notion/idea/hope that you'll see Stephen Larkham get tackled by someone other than a Waratah. As much as I'd like to...in public, I'm a little more restrained than I am here...I've got a rep to protect you know?...and I so do not want to get sin-binned....



Alright....here's the rest of the schedule....

Week 10:

06/04/07: Blues v Cheetahs Auckland 5:30pm FS2

07/04/07: Highlanders v Chiefs Queenstown 12:30am FS2

07/04/07: Crusaders v Western Force Christchurch 5:30pm FS2
07/04/07: Reds v Sharks Brisbane 7:30pm FS2

07/04/07: Stormers v Lions Cape Town 1:00am FS1

Hurricanes/Bulls BYE



Happy Easter Sportsfans!
....hope you all have a great weekend...I will.



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