The Wallabies: Boot Camp. Not Bootleg (this ain't no picnic)
August 6th 2007 22:54
The Wallabies are preparing for Rugby World Cup War.
Or else they're in training for MI6...
from The Australian
No, not desperately trying to sneak in a laptop to read the latest Rucks and Rolls post abouthim Wallabies Rugby.
...wonder if the chocolate company will capitalise on this piece of marketing gold?
That's right folks.
Strip. Then dip.
Damn. I would have liked to see that...
Other news reports say that nurses cleared everyone for hypothermia afterwards...but coach John Connolly, spared from the exercises as an official observer along with team manager Phil Thomson, had his concerns.
*Connolly is an observer but his assistants Foley, John Muggleton and Scott Johnson are participating. Has anyone seen Connolly lately? If anyone needs Boot Camp, it's him...
With the temperature dipping to minus 1 degree, players who managed to sleep out in the open on a nearby airfield woke feeling frostbitten....
Um...hello? Am I missing something? Is the World Cup being held in Antartica?
...oh.kay. Mind going crazy right now...
Other news reports cite Gerrard saying he is enjoying himself so far.
Gerrard also asked if he could hear Tuqiri tell him over and over again just how wonderful he (Tuqiri) is. You know? Just to further enhance his enjoyment.
Hmmmm...Bloggers reBoot Camp anyone?
info excerpts courtesy of The Australian
images courtesy of The Brisbane Times, Fox Sports and Getty Images
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Please accept my apologies in advance for being unable to reply to comments.
I'm in Booty Camp.
No I don't really know what I mean by that.
Or else they're in training for MI6...
from The Australian
STEPHEN LARKHAM's sleight of hand has helped the Wallabies to countless Test match wins over the years, but early on Sunday morning all it got him was 20 minutes of push-ups in front of some highly amused teammates.
Larkham's crime?
Larkham's crime?
No, not desperately trying to sneak in a laptop to read the latest Rucks and Rolls post about
Trying to sneak a utility knife and some headache tablets into the Wallabies' pre-World Cup boot camp on North Stradbroke Island, just south of Brisbane.
Contraband was quickly identified after instructors performed a full search of each of the 27 players and their equipment early on Sunday morning.
Contraband was quickly identified after instructors performed a full search of each of the 27 players and their equipment early on Sunday morning.
Also caught out were hooker Sean Hardman, flanker Rocky Elsom and back-up five-eighth Berrick Barnes, who won the prize for ingenuity after being caught with several chocolate bars stashed in the cuff of his beanie.
...wonder if the chocolate company will capitalise on this piece of marketing gold?
"Thankfully I wasn't one of those guys but it was quite amusing watching them go through the gear and taking contraband and the guys getting down and doing push-ups for trying to sneak things into the camp," joked towering lock Nathan Sharpe.
"I think the guys were just testing the limits to see what they could get away with and the answer is obviously not much."
Welcome to Camp Wallaby - a five-day military-style camp designed to take the players out of their comfort zone, away from their familiar surroundings and challenge them to work together to get through a series of tasks totally foreign to them in their lives as professional footballers.
With the World Cup only a month away, the players were promised an easier time...
Thoughts of an armchair ride quickly evaporated, however, when the barge carrying the group to North Stradbroke stopped 400m short of dry land and the squad was ordered to make its own way to shore.
Thoughts of an armchair ride quickly evaporated, however, when the barge carrying the group to North Stradbroke stopped 400m short of dry land and the squad was ordered to make its own way to shore.
That's right folks.
Strip. Then dip.
Damn. I would have liked to see that...
The use of local water police to monitor for sharks did little to ease the players' concerns about what was to come.
Other news reports say that nurses cleared everyone for hypothermia afterwards...but coach John Connolly, spared from the exercises as an official observer along with team manager Phil Thomson, had his concerns.
"George [Gregan] and [forwards coach] Michael Foley struggled," said Connolly. "Greegs almost turned white, it was that cold."
*Connolly is an observer but his assistants Foley, John Muggleton and Scott Johnson are participating. Has anyone seen Connolly lately? If anyone needs Boot Camp, it's him...
With the temperature dipping to minus 1 degree, players who managed to sleep out in the open on a nearby airfield woke feeling frostbitten....
Um...hello? Am I missing something? Is the World Cup being held in Antartica?
Dutifully facing the small media contingent that gathered near the shoreline at North Stradbroke yesterday morning, lock Nathan Sharpe could only laugh when asked about the positives he had taken from his experiences over the first 24 hours of the camp.
"I've had an hour-and-a-half of sleep. I have been swimming through the night and woke up with frostbite on my toes, so I'm not feeling real positive about anything at the moment," Sharpe said with a wry smile.
"It's definitely out of the ordinary for us. We're not really used to walking through the middle of the night and swimming through lakes in freezing temperatures, so it's not the typical regime for footballers.
"I think the hardest thing is not really knowing what's coming up. We came to this camp not having any idea of what was in store for us and we still don't. So we're pretty much living minute by minute and doing as we're told."
"I've had an hour-and-a-half of sleep. I have been swimming through the night and woke up with frostbite on my toes, so I'm not feeling real positive about anything at the moment," Sharpe said with a wry smile.
"It's definitely out of the ordinary for us. We're not really used to walking through the middle of the night and swimming through lakes in freezing temperatures, so it's not the typical regime for footballers.
"I think the hardest thing is not really knowing what's coming up. We came to this camp not having any idea of what was in store for us and we still don't. So we're pretty much living minute by minute and doing as we're told."
Two testing hikes through the rugged terrain ensured the group was well and truly ready for bed when the sleeping bags were rolled out at 8.30pm.
The same could not be said of their preparedness for a wake-up call just two hours later for another trek to the edge of a lake, which they swam across fully clothed and with packs in tow - a most unfortunate scenario for a number of the team who failed to adequately waterproof their belongings.
The same could not be said of their preparedness for a wake-up call just two hours later for another trek to the edge of a lake, which they swam across fully clothed and with packs in tow - a most unfortunate scenario for a number of the team who failed to adequately waterproof their belongings.
"I was just filthy that all my undies were wet and I think most of the boys were the same because our double-bagging skills weren't that good," winger Mark Gerrard said. "But it's just a good change-up.
Obviously I don't do this often ... walking up some sand dunes and jumping in the water at one in the morning naked, that is."
Obviously I don't do this often ... walking up some sand dunes and jumping in the water at one in the morning naked, that is."
...oh.kay. Mind going crazy right now...
Other news reports cite Gerrard saying he is enjoying himself so far.
Gerrard also asked if he could hear Tuqiri tell him over and over again just how wonderful he (Tuqiri) is. You know? Just to further enhance his enjoyment.
While taking some pleasure in seeing the discomfort of his players, Connolly was confident the exercise had merit as part of the final phase of the Wallabies' World Cup preparations.
"History shows that Australian sides have always had a great spirit and these camps of three or four or five days go a long way to building that," Connolly said.
"It's not meant to be easy.
"It's about everyone getting along and on the same page. We've got some very strong individuals in this side and this is all about developing the squad as a whole."
"History shows that Australian sides have always had a great spirit and these camps of three or four or five days go a long way to building that," Connolly said.
"It's not meant to be easy.
"It's about everyone getting along and on the same page. We've got some very strong individuals in this side and this is all about developing the squad as a whole."
Hmmmm...Bloggers reBoot Camp anyone?
info excerpts courtesy of The Australian
images courtesy of The Brisbane Times, Fox Sports and Getty Images
***********
Please accept my apologies in advance for being unable to reply to comments.
I'm in Booty Camp.
No I don't really know what I mean by that.
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Comment by David
Surely they'd have plenty of headache tablets on hand with Loti in the squad. I'm surprised he didn't get turfed out as pure contraband.
The stories about the players trying to smuggle stuff in are hilarious. (Poor Stephen. He was probably going to carve his and your initials on a tree with that utility knife. It's not fair).
This Bloggers Re-Boot camp you're suggesting? Oh, so much fun to be had with that idea. I might reserve it for a Snot-Rags & Eyebrows Post if it's okay with you to use the idea.
David ...
Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
I can't wait to read it!! This should be good...
Tuqiri is contrary-banned.
...and I'm just going to ignore everything else you wrote...
Dusk
Comment by Ash
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
See that`s just the type of person I am... I would go out of my way to help you out here - even if I had to put myself out for it.
pity about the water being so cold though.... I hope you don`t want any full body shots.
Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha!!!
I love your generosity!
...full body shots are good and with your photographer's eye...you'll make good use of the...um... chiaroscuro shades...to hide the 'cold water effect' and enhance...everything else...
hugs hon...still laughing...
Dusk