Why Dan Carter Will NEVER Be Stephen Larkham...
May 4th 2007 07:11
....because Stephen Larkham would never stoop so low as to be photographed with just his underwear on.
Damn him to hell.
This is Dan Carter.
#10 (ha!) for the (NZ national Rugby team) All Blacks and (Super 14) Canterbury Crusadsacks....and not even a shadow of Stephen Larkham's shadow.
Not on field. And never off field.
from Planet Rugby...and far too funny to be messed with so I have not added my spice...the article is delicious on it's own...read on Mirthlings!
.....hysterical laughter.....
A Kiwi supporting jock.....
Damn him to hell.
This is Dan Carter.
#10 (ha!) for the (NZ national Rugby team) All Blacks and (Super 14) Canterbury Crusadsacks....and not even a shadow of Stephen Larkham's shadow.
Not on field. And never off field.
"....and when I see Stephen Larkham I feel this high..."
from Planet Rugby...and far too funny to be messed with so I have not added my spice...the article is delicious on it's own...read on Mirthlings!
Stop the press! All Black superstar Dan Carter has revealed that he never goes 'commando' and has never worn women's underwear.
And fans of the talismanic New Zealand and Crusaders pivot can sleep easy in the knowledge that his underpants don't chafe.
And fans of the talismanic New Zealand and Crusaders pivot can sleep easy in the knowledge that his underpants don't chafe.
It is not known whether other All Black greats have suffered chafing of their nether regions.
True, Buck Shelford once instructed a physio to stitch up his ripped scrotum on the side of the pitch so he could play on.
True, Buck Shelford once instructed a physio to stitch up his ripped scrotum on the side of the pitch so he could play on.
But it seems the hard-as-nails loose forward would have avoided the impromptu surgery had he been in Carter's kaks.
The New Zealand and Crusaders fly-half has just been unveiled as the "new international ambassador" for Jockey's latest "3D innovation collection" - and he swears by the "anatomically researched" undies.
The New Zealand and Crusaders fly-half has just been unveiled as the "new international ambassador" for Jockey's latest "3D innovation collection" - and he swears by the "anatomically researched" undies.
Carter's crown jewels are held in place by "constructed three-dimensional stretch cotton" and "power leg bindings for perfect support".
He can also count on an "angled functional fly front" and "innovative bias cutting technology", not to mention "anatomically tilted ribbed leg openings".
The 26-year-old revealed that he has about twenty pairs of Jockey briefs and "has to wash and re-wear them like everyone else".
Giant billboards of Carter frolicking in his underpants will be erected across Europe in the lead-up to the forthcoming Rugby World Cup.
But if you really must get a sneak preview, check out Jockey's website - you'll find a rather disturbing looped video of Carter performing endless sit-ups in his new grundies.
"The Jockey 3D technology features sophisticated patterns that enable the garments to mirror the movements and shape of the human body," gushed the press release.
"Move over David Beckman [sic] - there's a Kiwi sporting star making a challenge on your home territory."
He can also count on an "angled functional fly front" and "innovative bias cutting technology", not to mention "anatomically tilted ribbed leg openings".
The 26-year-old revealed that he has about twenty pairs of Jockey briefs and "has to wash and re-wear them like everyone else".
Giant billboards of Carter frolicking in his underpants will be erected across Europe in the lead-up to the forthcoming Rugby World Cup.
But if you really must get a sneak preview, check out Jockey's website - you'll find a rather disturbing looped video of Carter performing endless sit-ups in his new grundies.
"The Jockey 3D technology features sophisticated patterns that enable the garments to mirror the movements and shape of the human body," gushed the press release.
"Move over David Beckman [sic] - there's a Kiwi sporting star making a challenge on your home territory."
.....hysterical laughter.....
A Kiwi supporting jock.....
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Comment by David
I can't wait to read what e-NORM-ous has to say about this Post ...
He's the Orble Undies expert ... (until katyzzz decides it's one more thing she knows more about than anyone else, that is ...
David ...
Comment by Ash
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
He can also count on an "angled functional fly front" and "innovative bias cutting technology", not to mention "anatomically tilted ribbed leg openings".
to quote young Mr McManus.... WHAT THE.....?
ash
Comment by Andrea
Diet and Health
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Bloody hell!!!
xxxx
PS Ditto to what Ash said ...
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Since many women buy their men underwear, I couldn't help but notice some of the article's wording and had a wonderful time with this titallating post. Cheers to you for sharing... (Stephen Larkham is soooo hot btw in cae you didn't notice....HA)
But it seems the hard-as-nails loose forward
Hard and loose in the same sentence WRONG
Since many women buy their men underwear.... love
and he swears by the "anatomically researched" undies.
Where do I sign up to be a part of that research team?
Giant billboards of Carter frolicking in his underpants will be erected across Europe in the lead-up to the forthcoming Rugby World Cup.
erectionerected?Loved the loop.... all this technology to hold someone's "package" thought that was his girlfriend's job?
Mis (who's has a 13 year old boy living inside her) Wanderlust
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Kiwi Dan "has to wash and re-wear them like everyone else".
I'm glad to hear that he recieves his in the mail and rinses with a glass of milk before hanging out on line.
You's are all the support that I need.
Norm Applecatchers
Comment by Nickoftime's Sanity Corner
laughed till I cried..have NO idea who these guys are, only that they obviously play rugby...
But your comments?? OMFG you oughta be on stage!
Great post!
Take care,
Nick
Comment by Wendi
You're missed, Dusk.
::hugs::
Much Respect,
W
Comment by Cinty
Euthanasia Views
Warm regards,
Cinty