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Craig HillWhy Mat Rogers Left Rugby...
December 15th 2006 08:02
...because he can't freakin' play!!!
That's all I'm going to say.
Maybe just a bit more....
Now and only now will I call myself a Flat Rogers fan....he's leaving Rugby. He finally grew a brain.
And before anyone else can get this in...he grew a brain not because he's leaving rugby, no, that's not why he has a brain now....but because he has finally recognized that Rugby Union requires brain and brawn.... not those who come the raw prawn.
Now if only the Australian Rugby Union would grow some balls...
Please Note:
If you have a problem with anything I have said here, I am happy to discuss it...but please think wisely before you 'speak'.
I don't suffer fools.
I don't suffer. Fullstop.
Yes...I have been hanging around Homer too long. It has its merits.
That's all I'm going to say.
Maybe just a bit more....
Now and only now will I call myself a Flat Rogers fan....he's leaving Rugby. He finally grew a brain.
And before anyone else can get this in...he grew a brain not because he's leaving rugby, no, that's not why he has a brain now....but because he has finally recognized that Rugby Union requires brain and brawn.... not those who come the raw prawn.
Now if only the Australian Rugby Union would grow some balls...
Please Note:
If you have a problem with anything I have said here, I am happy to discuss it...but please think wisely before you 'speak'.
I don't suffer fools.
I don't suffer. Fullstop.
Yes...I have been hanging around Homer too long. It has its merits.
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Comment by Homer Joyce
I heard a rumour on the grapevine that people on Orble think I don't like you ... and that they have completely misunderstood why I write to you in such a disparaging way ...
I'd like to put that rumour to rest.
I write to you in the way that I do for many reasons.
(1) You have a brilliant mind.
(2) You are a brilliant writer (even though you waste such a sublime talent on Thugby).
(3) You possess a sublime wit.
(4) You posses a sublime (almost divine) appreciation of wit.
(5). I love shit-stirring.
(6) I love chicks you can give as much shit as they get. I love tomboys.
(7) I love chicks who sit with the boys (blokes) and try to drink them under the table. This is what my response is to chicks who think like that: 'Dream on. You will never be able to keep up with me drinking. But you can drink me under the table any day, while I'm sucking on a another beer, you slut.' Slut might sound like such a disparaging term, but it's not. Not when it's used in the right manner. I'm a male slut. I have no problem with the word.
(8) I get a perverse pleasure out of knowing that so many people misunderstand what subtext is ...
Signed: Sexist, Awful, Terrible, Horrible (Or(i)ble H(Omer) ...
And then, ten other rumours sprang up ...
Comment by Homer Joyce
I just thought I'd write a little more ...
It's early Sunday morning here in the city of dark secrets, the city where the strangest things happen behind closed doors (That's what Salmon Rushdie said about Adelaide when he visited. And he's a brilliant writer also).
And I'm lonely. Well, I'm always lonely. Apart from when the dog in the next flat barks, and I know the love of my life is awake. (oops) ...
Do you think people on Orble misunderstand me? Because that's the impression I'm getting ...
Can you write a response or post about 'misunderstanding'? Please? And I don't say please to women very often, but you deserve to be treated with a bit of respect.
You might be the only one who can shed some light on this whole sordid issue. Wonder-Woman.
And fifteen rumours sprang up....
Can you tell people we live in different cities ... and that this is all virtual?
That Orble is a virtual community?
That no-one ever meets?
That the reason people are frustrated is because they don't know how to masturbate properly.
And twenty rumours sprang up.
Looking forward to reading your words, Devil. Dusk.
Comment by Homer Joyce
(oh, to others who read this. that's a joke) ...
Comment by Homer Joyce
It never ceases to amaze me how late people sleep ... Sundays are even worse ...
What is it with all of you people? Do you love your beds?
Oh shit. I just realised. You have beds.
Oh, shit. I just realised. You have other people in your beds.
A woman once asked me if I'd like to sleep with her. I told her bluntly and flatly. No. That is not my style. You have read me all wrong.
But I'd love to fuck you and not sleep.
Comment by Homer Joyce
I sit here without a life, waiting for someone on Orble to wake up, and what happens?
Oh, shit. That's right. I told everyone to get fucked.
Is that why no-one writes to me any more? ***
Oh, and don't get a big head (a bigger head) just because I'm writing to you ... I'm posting this sort of shit and dribble all over the place ...